Well, hello everyone. Wright is back, and I'm not dead.
I'm just stranded overseas due to the pandemic, so I'm just waiting here until I'm free to return to my home country. In the meantime, I'm just playing my Switch, with some Smash and Tetris etc. And I did managed to crank some parts of my inspiration to create some works, like continuing a rewrite of my old story and possibly some new stories (And those stories might take a long while since I have really, really low self-esteem and amateur writing skills)
So for now, I might post up some short stories occasionally. Don't expect me to crank them out every week though. Not to mention simping for VTubers and playing some games did help me get some flashes of inspiration, along with manga.
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Emporium is Open for Service!
As homage to the original Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, FFPE has been remodeled and built to fulfill and serve the Fazbear motto: A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life!
Food, Beverages and Munchies for All Ages!
Including the original recipe of Fazbear's Pizza, we have also included other dishes, old and new like Chica's Cupcake Colony, Foxy's Fizzy Float and Baby's Bashful Buffet, inclusive of family packs and various side dishes. We also have our very own build-it tables in case you want to customize your meal. As an extra, El Chip will sing his original Mexican mariachi song at your table if you choose from his buffet table!
There will be a yearly grand tourney qualified to those ordering 10 pizzas or above per receipt. The grand tourney is a major lucky draw, and the grand prize winner will receive yearly discounts ranging 30% and Fazbear brand equipment, like our famed Fazbear pizza maker! We also include a monthly lucky draw for those ordering three pizzas per receipt with consolation prizes such as Fazbear coupons range between $10-50!
Freebies are also given to the members of the Fazbear Family on certain days and months!
An Entire Line of Mascots Ready to Celebrate with!
Including the classical mascots of the chain, we also include all mascots and animatronics of FNAF lore (even TV Shows like Samurai Freddy and High School Toy Chica), so get excited as you get to see your favorite Funtime and Glamrock Animatronics coming to greet you and perform while you dine. Of course, the scary animatronics are reserved only for our 'secret service'.
As for the question 'won't it will be a repeat of the others', we have that solved, for we do daily maintenance checks on our animatronics, as well as get live actors based of our animatronics if they are out of commission. We also have spare parts and spare animatronics, should one of our animatronics break, get stolen or claimed via 'secret service'.
We, just like Circus Baby's Entertainment and Rental, also hold out rental services for private parties, be it day or night for a reasonable price.
We also include fan-created animatronics, such as Candy and Cindy the Cat Siblings, Sara and Saffron the Squirrel Sisters, Flumpty Bumpty the Clumsy Egg and more! (These animatronics are different from their original predecessors; Flumpty, after being taught a lesson and rebuilt by Wright (an upcoming SIOC), can no longer transcend time and space.)
Roles of our Mascots for Children!
Classic Crew – Stage Music Performance (They shall accept certain song requests of any kind!)
Foxy – Pirate Cove's Entertainer (He'd entertain you with pirate puns and slang!)
Toy Crew – Just like the Classic Crew (You can play arcade games along with Toy Freddy!)
Balloon Kids (BB, JJ and Dee Dee) – Balloon Vendors (Dee Dee will also sing some catchy tunes!)
Puppet Duo (OG Puppet + Security Puppet) – Prize Counter Managers (Buy a music box to get the Puppet duo to dance!)
Circus Baby and the Biddybabs – Sing and Dance (If you want, Baby can dispense ice cream for you!)
Ballora and her Minireenas – Ballet Show (You can dance along with Ballora!)
Funtime Crew (+FT!Chica) – Like the Classic Crew (Funtime Freddy also hosts puppet shows, along with Bonnet!)
Rockstar Crew – Just like the classic crew (Rockstar Foxy will allow you to play with his parrot!)
Mediocre Melodies – Rival to the Classic Crew (Stick around for Orville Elephant's magic show and Mr. Hippo's story time!)
Glamrock Crew – Like the Classic Crew (Children are free to jam out with them!)
Music Man – Cymbalist for current performing crew (He can also match the rhythm of what tune you play!)
Candy Cadet – Candy Dispenser (He also tells stories! (Stories are edited))
The Cuppa Clowns – Drink Dispenser (Comes with Lemonade and (non-alcoholic) Fruit Punch!)
Little Joe – Lollipop Dispenser (He always knows your favorite lollipop flavor!)
Fun-Filled Entertainment for the Whole Family!
Come and play with our mascots in the ball pit or the duck pond, and while you're at it, why not try your luck in the Prize King, where you can get a chance to redeem a prize at the Prize Counter?
Buy some Faz-Tokens and take a gander at our very own selection of games, inclusive of BB's Air Adventure, Mangle's Quest, Chica's Party, Foxy Fighters, and Circus Baby's Cupcake Bonanza. Don't forget the classic basketball hoops, or the maze and racing games!
Every month, we hold a game tournament. The player who manages to snag first place in all games gets a 'free-food-for-a-month' pass, along with your name engraved in the Fazbear Hall of Fame and one of our original games, Five Nights at Freddy's World, where you can play as our mascots in an RPG world. The runner ups (top five) will also get their names engraved in the Hall of Fame!
Toys and Merchandise for Your Kids to Be Satisfied With!
With Faz-Tickets you've earned from the games or special winnings from the Prize King, you can go to the Prize Counter to claim a prize or collectible of your liking from the lovable Puppet, provided you have enough Faz-Tickets.
The Prize Counter includes Fazbear-themed plushies, action figures, bobbleheads, toys, masks and other miscellaneous stuff like calendars, board games, collectible cards and stationary.
Speaking of collectible cards, there are more than 160 cards in total! Collect them all, for those who gathered all official (fangames don't count) cards will be given an interactable Golden Freddy plushie!
Seasonal Events Galore!
Of course, FFPE also includes seasonal changes, including seasonal menu items such as Chica's Christmas Cupcakes and St. Foxy's Lucky Floats, a ticket exchange for seasonal Faz-Tickets to buy seasonal merchandise, and discounts to our rental services for seasonal parties. You can celebrate Easter with Easter Bonnie's Egg Hunt, dance Irish with Shamrock Freddy, gift and receive presents with Freddy Frostbear, celebrate the 4th of July with Firework Freddy and Liberty Chica, or trick or treat with the Dreadbear crew! (Warning: Children must have parental guidance if they want to join the Dreadbear crew)
Birthday Services for the Birthday Boy/Girl!
Did we hear a very special someone on our emporium? Get ready for a surprise, because you're in luck, for FFPE hosts birthday parties with menu discounts, special coupons, free appetizers or desserts and your favorite animatronics singing to our very happy guest!
If you are renting animatronics for a private birthday party, the rental fee will be slapped with a birthday discount of 20%!
Occasional Contests for Everyone to Enjoy!
Feeling bored despite all the fun stuff? FFPE also hosts various contests to keep our fun fresh and challenging! One of our popular contests include singing battles with our animatronics, a yearly 'design an animatronic' where the winner's design shall be made into an animatronic, and a monthly 'make your own Fazbear-themed pizza', where the winner's pizza will be included in the menu for two weeks!
Be a part of the Fazbear Family!
FFPE also offers a chance to join us as a member of the 'Fazbear Family' group! Advantages include naming a menu item after you, discounts for package deal, pizza delivery priorities and gaining access to secret menu items!
We also encourage you to collect Faz-Stamps when you visit as a member of the Fazbear family. Based on the amount of stamps you accumulate, you can get discounts for certain menu items, or a certain dish for free!
Being a full-time member includes extended happy hour times, hands-on music lessons from your favorite animatronic, free seconds, free soft drinks with every two-person order and an annual members club dinner with special menu items!
'Secret Service' aka Ultimate Custom Night
As soon as our establishment closes at 11, if anyone were to request a 'custom night' you'd have to know the secret password '1987'. If you know the password, we will engage UCN night for you, if you want to take the risks.
The secret famous attraction where you will relive the Five Night's at Freddy's experience by being trapped alone in an office fending off every animatronic (including the novel series like Twisted Chica and Fetch, and fangames like Joy of Creation which includes the Ignited animatronics), the options for customization are nearly endless. Mix and match any assortment of characters that you like, set their difficulty from 0-20, then jump right into the action! From your office desk, you will need to manage two side doors, two vents, as well as two air hoses, all of which lead directly into your office.
This time you will have to master other tools as well if you want to complete over 20 ultimate challenges (like Ignition Creation, Digital Dread, Endless Endo-Rush and Heatwave Hotness), tools such as the heater, A/C, a global music box, a power generator, and more. As if all of that weren't enough, you'll also need to set up laser traps in the vents, collect Faz-Coins, purchase items and power-ups from the prize counter, and as always, keep a close eye on not one, but two, Pirate Cove curtains!
If you can beat all animatronics in 20 mode, you will be granted a special VIP privilege and your name will forever be engraved in the Fazbear Hall of Fame. The VIP privilege is ownership of any animatronic of your choosing! You're free to do whatever you want with your pick, just remember to take good care of the animatronic, as FFPE will not be responsible for any malfunction or accident regarding your animatronic.
What are you waiting for? Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Emporium will be delighted to serve you!