"Hey, have you guys seen Ozone?" Snowball asked, hopping up onto Max's windowsill. The terrier in question and his roommate Duke looked up from their breakfast. Swallowing what he had in his mouth, the Jack Russell terrier answered, "Sorry man, haven't seen him." Scratching behind his ear, the giant mutt next to him remarked, "I can't remember the last time I saw him."
"Wow, you guys are super helpful- oh! There he is!" Snowball exclaimed, looking up to find Ozone climbing down the fire escape. The two dogs he had been talking to went back to eating while he hopped up the steps towards his friend. Stopping right in front of the hairless cat, the rabbit grasped him by his shoulders as he shouted, "Where the heck have you been?! I haven't seen you in like… forever!"
"Uh… I uh…" Ozone stammered. He knew he absolutely could not tell Snowball that he had been sleeping in the shed with Tiberius, like he always did now. He tried to think of a good lie but his mind was drawing a blank. Snowball wasn't helping his situation as the rabbit popped out another question, "And what the heck happened to your shoulder?!" Glancing down, Ozone muttered something under his breath when he saw the love bite he had. It may have been three days since he and Tiberius spent the night at Central Park, and they had a good time there, but they both still had their love bites. And they would be there for a long time. His tail twitching, Ozone lied, "Oh… I got in a fight with another cat… and I've been busy…"
"Yeah, okay. Whatever. I need your help, it's Daisy," Snowball cut him off. Pulling Ozone closer and looking him dead in the eye, the rabbit looked around before whispering in a low voice, "I'm in deep trouble and I need your advice, desperately."
"Okay…"
"You know how Daisy and I are dating?"
"Yes."
"And we're not married yet?"
"Everyone knows that."
"Well, about a month ago-"
"You proposed to her?"
"No, we actually… um… mated?"
"Oh, cool for you man."
"Here's the thing…"
"What?"
"I don't know how but… I got her pregnant…"
"You WHAT?!"