Hello again! I have another chapter for you, but I would like to say a few things first. First off, I changed Jacob's theme music, just because I wanted to use Guardian for something else later on. Another thing, I think I am over reacting, but I am surprised so many people have read it so far. Thanks for the support there, and thanks to the people who have followed and favorited me. ANYWAYS, on to the story!
"What the fuck are you?"
Jacob stared at the slime in horror, never seeing anything like it before in his life. It was blue, looked like a girl, and seemed to be trying to look human, but failing at that, miserably.
The slime… thing pouted. "That's mean! I am a slime girl. Why are you being so racist against me?" She then smiled and said, "Am I the first monster you've seen, by any chance?"
Jacob instantly regretted his previous statement. "I am so sorry. I just never have seen anything like you before. Please don't get upset. I should be the last person discriminating against another person. And yes, you are, in fact, the first monster I have ever seen."
The slime girl giggled, her viscous body jiggling as she laughed. She then said "Thank you for apologizing. Now, let me rape you."
Jacob stared at her for a second, remembering what Illias had told him about monster girls raping men.
"I think I shall rescind my apology and just beat the shit out of you. You are a fucking PEDOPHILE."
The slime girl looked at Jacob and said, "Hey, you are over thirteen. That is not pedophilia."
Jacob then looked at her with an eyebrow raised. "Umm, isn't it eighteen?"
The slime girl giggled, and said, "Nope, thirteen."
"Well, still, I do NOT want my virginity taken away by you, or ANYONE who I just met." Jacob pulled out his swords and got ready to fight the slime girl. He then quickly remembered to press the play button on his scroll, just to get into his zone.
Cue theme music
The slime girl looked really confused. "What is that? What did you do? Normally, there is music for when you get into a fight and during the fight. That is neither."
Jacob stood up and looked at her. "Umm, it's my theme music. I always put it on when I am about to fight. It makes me get into the fight more. Kind of like it gets me in my zone. I use my scroll to play it." Jacob looked at her, and then looked away, somewhat embarrassed.
"Scrolls don't play music. You can't do anything fun with a scroll. They are only paper and only have words on them." The slime girl was really confused. She also wasn't sure she wanted to mess with this person. He seemed a bit strong for her.
"Maybe primitive scrolls are like that, but this scroll plays music, you can play games on it, and you can call your friends with it." Jacob then took it out and looked at it, and seeing that there was no connection, put it back into his pocket. "Or it would be able to if there were any towers in the area, which there aren't."
The slime girl looked at what Jacob had just taken out, to his face. "Are you retarded? Because you are not making any sense whatsoever."
Jacob sighed and rolled his eyes. "Are we going to continue talking, or are we going to fight? You are currently vexing me."
The slime girl then smiled and said, "Teehee, time to eat!" and proceeded to try and grab Jacob's foot with her slime. Jacob then looked down and easily jumped out of the way. He looked at the slime girl strait in the face. "You suck at fighting, don't you?"
The slime girl yet again got a pouty look on her face and said, "Why didn't you just take my slime wrap? I promise it would feel good."
Jacob then looked her square in the face and said, "Because I would rather not be raped please. Thank you."
The slime girl then started reaching out a slime tentacle, which was going for a place Jacob would rather not let her touch. Jacob quickly slashed off the slime tentacle.
"It wasn't your turn! You have to wait your turn to attack." The slime girl whined, glaring at Jacob.
"It was my turn! You took two turns in a row! And plus, who takes turns in a fight? That's just nonsense!" Jacob said in an exasperated voice. "You know what? Screw it!" Jacob then dropped his swords, and proceeded to sprint forward, one arm out, and clothesline the slime girl, causing her head to fly off into a tree. Jacob glanced disgustedly at his arm, which was now covered in slime, when he noticed that the slime girls body had turned into a slime puddle when he knocked the head off.
"Oh my God! Did I kill her? Was she so weak that I killed her with one punch?" The slime then started pooling towards the tree the head had hit. The splattered slime that had been the head slid down the tree, and went into the rest of the slime puddle.
Suddenly, a head came out of the slime puddle. It was the slime girl's head.
The head said, "You meanie!" and the puddle began to pool away from me, as Jacob heard the slime girl crying.
After she left, Jacob went back, and picked up his swords. Jacob then scanned the forest, seeing if there were any more monsters about. He saw none. Suddenly, he heard a distant explosion, which sounded like it came from the sky. Looking up, Jacob saw some sort of meteor falling from the sky. Jacob also saw it was landing close by. It eventually was lost from sight when he heard something impact the ground close by. Jacob then decided to head towards where the meteor had landed.
At the place it had landed, there was a large crater. He slowly crept up to the crater, and in it he saw a purple snake faunus. At least, that is what it seemed to me. She was beautiful, with nice hair and a pretty face. Her breasts were rather large as well, and were not really covered up by much, so Jacob averted his eyes respectively. She seemed to have too much snake in her to be a normal snake faunus, as her entire lower body was snake. Also, she seemed to have horns coming out of the back of her head, but the horns were strange, not like any horns Jacob had seen before.
Jacob quickly slid down, the situation seeming grim. Almost no one could withstand a fall like that, judging from the crater that had been made. He checked her for a pulse, which he found, as well as he checked her breathing, which was normal. This must be a powerful person, to fall from such a height and suffer little to no damage. Jacob then tentatively touched her arm.
Quicker than he could see, she grabbed his arm and opened her eyes groggily.
Jacob jumped, waking this person
Her eyes then fixate on Jacob, and she let go of his arm as she gets up.
She then gets a nonchalant look on her face as she asks one question. "Where am I?"
Hey guys, thank you again for reading my story. I know the fight scene in this one was more talking than actually fighting, but in the game, the fight scene takes less time than the actual conversations that take place during it, and I was somewhat having fun with the conversation that played out in my head. Anyways, I still am taking all criticism, and am happy you guys are along for the ride.
-SilentAngel33