Godzilla Saves The World
Chapter 1: The Grand Adventure Begins!
Monster Island. 2006
It seemed just like another day at Monster Island Control headquarters where all the worlds monsters were contained by the UN to an island (duh) so they didn't smash up a bunch of buildings and cars. That cool dude with a moustache from Final Wars ran the place because he was the toughest guy they could find and everyone else was afraid of what he'd do if they didn't give him the job. There was also that psychic lady from a bunch of the 80s movies there to make sure the monsters weren't going on a strike or something. Anyway, moustache dude was punching a punching bag and eating a sandwhich when Chris Farley ran in and said "KING Gidora is coming to cause trouble!" Chris Farley screamed. "WHHAAAAATTTT WWWTTTFFFFFFFFFF!" Captain Moustache Screamed spitting bits of sandwhich and moustache and punching bag everywhere. "He's not supposed to be HERE!" Ghidorah was an alien and this was EARTHs monster park, besides, the aliens had pinky promised to keep in on their planet after the last time they tried to invade earth. Captain Gordon (AN: I guess that's what the moustache guys real name is) looked out the window of the gym he lived at and saw ghidorah flying around and shooting lightning everywhere and chewing up the fence they used to keep the monsters in jail. Captain Gordon grabbed a gun and did a barrel roll threw a window and started shooting at ghidorah while yelling because the sonic energy of his voice would make the bullets go faster. Ghidoarh saw the bullets coming though and he dodged them. The psychic lady crawled through the hole in the window that Gordon made and started trying to do psychic shit to ghidoar but ut didn't work because you have to have at least as many heads as the person your trying to psych and she only had one. Sirens were yelling and there was a bunch of explosions and shit and Anyway, a bunch of other people came running out of the ghidorah srarted stomping on the monster control head quarters and all the people started running out and screaming and jumping in tanks to shoot at ghidoarh. It didn't do much good though because the tanks were army surplus and ghidorah just lightninged them to make them explode. Meanwhile all the monsters started running threw the gate because they knew this was their chance to break out and cause more trouble. There was Rodan and Mothra and Gorasaurus and Anguirus and that baragon guy no one cares about and Gigan and a bunch of other monsters and finally GODZILLA HIMSELF came out and jumped into the ocean and swam off to go blow shit up!