GODZILLA Saves The World
Chapter 2: Monsters F*uck Sh*t UPPPPP!
The Rock jumped out of bed and ate some coffee. He wantd to start another day of pumping iron but then leader of the UN called him and told him to turn on his TV. Every channel had footage of monsters wrecking shit in cities all over the world. Mothra was shooting lasers at the Cindy Oprah house and Rodan was swooshing around San Francisco and Anguirus was getting into a bar fight in Sturgis and Ghidorah was jumping on buildings in new york and people were running around everywhere screaming and waving their arms around like it was a rave or something. The army was trying to fight the monsters but it didn't do any good because the military sucks at fighting monsters. The UN dude told The Rock to get a hold of Vin Diesel ad all the other fast abd furious people to put a stop to the monsters. So The Rock jumped in his truck with a megaphone and drove around screaming out of the window to all the F&F folks to come and help him fight the monsters. They all drove out to a walmrt parking lot and Vin Deisel and The Rock did their thing where they acted like they were going to kill eachother before they went and fought the bad guys together anyways. Then they all drove to NY to beat up King Ghidorah. When they got their ghidorah was sitting on a sky scraper and eating a subway restaurant because he's a healthy alien monster. The F&F crew attached a wrecking ball to some chains and tied the chains to their cars. The smashed the wrecking ball into Ghidoarahs critch but he doesn't have any naughty bits (AN: he's an alien remember) so he didn't really notice it. Then they drove their cars on his feets but he didn't notice that either 'cause hes tough so Rock grabbed the megaphone again and started cutting a promo on him. Ghidorah noticed them then because The Rock was saying a bunch of mean things about him and so started shooting lightning at them all. The F&F crew gaught out of their cars and started shooting at him with glocks. The Rock tried to give him a Rock Bottom but it didn't really work because ghidorahs a lot bigger than Rock. Vin Diesel and Roman got lightninged but they were wearing rubber leather jackets so they were okay. Han threw a bunch of cigarettes at Ghidorah and he ate them up and it gave him cancer, which would kill him eventually but not quick enough, especially since he was so big. Everybody grabbed the wrecking ball swung it at Ghidorah but he grabed it and threwe it back at them and then they grabbed it and threw it back at him and that happened about fifty times before Ghidorah got tired of it and lightninged the wrecking ball and since its metal it got electrocuted real good and blew up. The explosion knocked over a whole lot of buildings and The Rock and Vin Diesel and everyone else so it looked like they were all about to die, but then they heard a roar and GODZILLA was thar!