A/N: Hello, my dear readers! I know I haven't been here for a while, and that's because my schedule is packed with so. much.things.
I hope you all understand. And to those who pm me, I apologize for not responding. Motivation hasn't been with me this whole month and while I had so much to do, I just never got to doing them. But thankfully, I have fought that battle now and I'm ready to go back!
Requested by JBlaser, sorry to keep you waiting bro. :)
Disclaimer: I do not own The Loud House.
"Lisa, please! Can you make us a machine?" Leni asked, a pleading tone strong in her voice.
"Come on, Lis! I swear I literally owe you one for this!" The oldest of the brunch, Lori, promised as she pulled put her pinky finger to show her sincerity.
For hours, Lori, Leni and Lola have been trying to ask Lisa to build them a machine that'll help them look fabulous quicker. Of course, a machine as such would seem almost impossible to make. But then again, Lisa created a time machine to go back to the past at one point. They knew anything Lisa would say about the probability of it working are just excuses.
Sadly, the small genius either ignored them or refused, saying she had more important things to do. But the three blondes aren't going to give up just yet! The three Louds know that Lisa will agree with them eventually, if they try!
Having enough of it, Lola finally used force. She tried to be nice, but it wouldn't do. "I demand you to make this machine or-"
Only to be cut off by the one they were asking. "Ugh, fine! Just shut your pie holes up. This project I'm currently working on doesn't require your noise, or your presence for that matter." Lisa finally said, not even facing her siblings. She would've done as they've told if they would've waited. Lisa knew that if she agreed, they'd want it urgently. The toddler was really busy, and she was only human even though it was hard to believe sometimes.
Lisa could've made a multi-tasking machine but something similar was already made by her few months ago and it didn't really work out well, as Lori told her.
"Ah great! I thought I was supposed to use dirt on you." Lola was the first to react to this her younger sister's statement. Blackmail annoyed Lisa instead of threaten her anyways, but she only agreed just so they'd shut up.
The two youngest girls cover their ears once they heard Lori and Leni squeal like fan girls, their voices so sharp and high it could break glass. If only they had Lincoln's Noise-Be-Gone earphones.
It went on for a while, before it suddenly stopped. Then the two girls hugged Lisa tight, making her almost suffocate before putting her down on her feet.
"Now that you're done triggering my Tinnitus and suffocating me to death, I have something to say." The three older girls looked at her skeptically. Wasting no time, Lisa continued. "I need assistance in making this machine." She said, her face still holding a stoic expression.
All the girls smiles became frowns of disappointment. "Aw come on! You're the genius! You can figure it out yourself." Lola whined, feeling upset that she had to do all the work at well.
Lisa was getting irritated by her siblings' attitudes, but she remained cool. "Well, unless I have approximately two people to assist me in doing this, then sorry. I can't do it." She said with a small smirk on her face, feeling proud of herself for standing up to her sassy sister.
"Well, alright then. We'll be right back." Lori, and Leni dragged an infuriated Lola as they went out of her room then huddled up into a circle in the hall.
"Hey, wait- Let me at her!" Lola yelled at the two blonde women holding her down as she struggled to escape. Restraining her was easy since Lori and Leni were twice her size, but she was a fighter and wouldn't go down too quickly so they had to think of what to say to calm her down.
"Lola, relax! I literally have an idea on what to do." Lori reassured, finally calming down the sassy kid. Before she excitedly turned around to listen to what she has to say.
Leni was just confused, she looked to Lori with a skeptical look while waiting for her to elaborate. "Well, what do we do? I can't do the labor, my nail might get chipped!" She said, her voice cracking slightly out of panic at the thought of something like that happening.
"Wait! Before you say it, are we finally gonna blackmail her?" Lola excitedly said, as if she really wanted to do it.
"First of all, no." Lola slumped at that, but didn't dare to protest. "Anyways, the solution is simple, we ask somebody to do the work for us!" Lori exclaimed, smiling proudly at her idea.
The two other girls pondered at her idea, Leni was tapping her chin while thinking about it. "Great idea, Lori!" She said, as her older sister waved her hand modestly.
"What do you think, Lola?" Lori asked as she and Leni anticipated their little sister's reaction and opinion.
"Not too bad, actually. But I still prefer the blackmail approach." Lola frowned, crossing her arms. Both of the older siblings found this adorable, but they dare say it while she's upset, they'd be done for. Even the toughest and most intimidating of the Louds would never cross her.
After a moment of silence, Lola began to leave the room. "Wait, who should we ask?" Leni pondered aloud, causing the youngest out of three girls to stop walking to the door and face her.
"Well, as you saw, I was about to just go and ask Lana. She's good with tools and all that junk." She said before finally leaving the room, shutting the door as she went out.
"Alright, guess we don't need to ask anybody now." Lori said, before pulling out her phone to have her call session with Bobby again.
Leni pondered at what Lisa said earlier, even though the blonde knew she had a weak memory.
-"Approximately TWO people to assist me in doing this"-
With a gasp, the younger blonde looked at her eldest sister- who was slightly taken by surprise by her sudden gasp, showing her concern and skepticism through a quirked brow.
"Lisa said she needed to people. Now if Lola is asking Lana, who should we ask?" Leni informed Lori, but the older blonde still didn't believe her. Thinking it was probably just Leni thinking outside the box again, or having hallucinations. She really needs to be checked by a neurologist.
Lori continued on with texting Bobby, opting to call him later. "Uh Leni, are you sure?" She asked, unconvinced. Clearly shown from the way she never looked at her roommate and had her eyes glued to the phone instead.
"Hmmmm…" Leni thought, before waving dismissively. "Eh, never mind. I was probably just hearing things again." She shook her memory off before going out the door, leaving Lori alone as she went to her daily trip to the local mall.
"Ohhhh, Lisa!" Lola called out as she opened Lisa's room door, only to be hushed by the latter who was standing by her lab.
There were two things you should never do to Lola: One, get her mad. Two, tell her what to do. Doing the latter would cause the former. And with Lisa's little 'shush', Lola didn't take it seriously.
"Who do you think you-" Before she could've continued, Lisa pointed to a sleeping Lily in her crib, the sight of it making Lola almost awe.
After clearing her throat, Lola spoke in a normal manner, hoping to not wake up their baby sisters.
"Anyways, I got that thing that you wanted." She said, deadpandeadly.
Behind her was her twin sister, Lana. Along with her was her toolbox, the girl looked bored. As if she wanted to do more interesting than whatever this was now, because she felt like she'd become a guinea pig from helping Lisa with her machine building.
Lisa smiled a little, before realizing Lola's mistake. "Where's the other?" She asked, making her older sister look at her skeptically. "What do you mean?" Lola asked, not knowing what she meant.
"I specifically told you three that I need approximately 2 people in order to make this machine work. Have you suffered a short term memory loss, sister?" Lisa said in a stoic manner, not caring about how angry her sister would feel from this realization, and her insult. Every Loud was ready for a brawl, anyways.
"Dang it." Wasn't a response Lisa expected, nor did Lana. She didn't know what the whole thing was about. Lola only bargained for her assistance for something with Lisa, and when she refused, she was given a short stack of a hundred dollars from her twin. Lana did not question where the money came from, but she happily accepted it anyways- feeling glad that her approach wasn't to blackmail instead.
They both knew Lola didn't back down quickly, but eh. Maybe she was just tired after everything going on today. The pageant girl went back out, telling Lana she'd call her back later. The latter twin finally went back on her merry way to play in the mud as Lisa was left back in the room with Lily. Not comprehending what happened, Lisa shrugged before going back to what she was doing.
"I told you she wanted two!" Leni exclaimed, crossing her arms on her chest.
"You weren't even sure about it!" Lori argued back, her arms on her hips as she wondered what's gotten into the girl that had a heart of gold.
"True, but that was because you played mind tricks on me." The younger one between the two said, not feeling like she was in the mood to fight with her sister/ best friend.
They both heard a growl, and said their younger blonde sister, Lola, being the cause of the noise.
Uh-oh. She was angry, alright.
Both the three girls were impatient in a way now especially since they had important things planned today, but they didn't have the time to do their morning beauty routines. They needed this machine urgently and none of them were going to get it if they didn't cooperate.
"Why don't you two get your butts off the wall and ask somebody!" Lola yelled angrily. "I've already done my part! This machine, we all need it badly! Don't you two have any idea how hard it was to convince Lana!?-"
"Alright, alright Lola. Geez, you don't have to yell at us." Lori said calmly, not in the mood for any arguments either. And she knew it would escalate to a fight really quickly if she argued back with the feisty girl. But she was getting irritated herself.
"Hmph. Call me back when you've asked." The sassy pageant queen said before going on her way to do something else.
Now it was only Lori and Leni left by the hall. Two of them stared at each other with questioning eyes, clearly thinking of the same thing- "Who should we ask?".
Just then, a cartoonish light bulb appeared on top of both their heads. "Lynn!" They both said their idea aloud, with Lori snapping her fingers and Lenin smiling widely.
"What about me?" Lynn said, suddenly popping in from the stairway, making the girls suddenly jump slightly from her presence. They knew Lana and Lynn were a close pair siblings, both of the girls hung out a lot. And if they needed to make this machine, they were going to need the teamwork between the brains, the tools, and the muscles- they were a perfect combination of all three!
"Hey Lynn, do you mind having to carry a heavy load of stuff for building?" Leni asked, making Lynn smirk as she flexed.
"Heck yeah, duh! I always love me some exercise! Especially when I get to flex these babies!" She flexed ad she said, making Lori roll her eyes slightly.
Both the blonde girls smiled happily, this was easier than they thought! They sort of wondered why Lana wasn't that easy to convince, she always loves fixing or building things.
"Great! We're supposed to build a machine for Lisa and-" Lori explained, before getting cut off.
'Wait, Lisa? I thought she was forbidden to do that!" Lynn said, feeling slight regret for agreeing to this. What would their parents think if they built a machine knowing it wasn't allowed? Then again, she always disobeys the 'no playing ball' rule in the house.
"Well, only if it's literally dangerous." Lori said matter-of-factly, "Besides, Lori gave her consent." Leni attempted to convince, hoping Lynn won't change her mind.
The sporty Loud was having second thoughts, both of the girls saw that. "Guys… I don't know." Lynn said her eyes drifting off the side as if she was thinking. They had to convince her, quick!
"Um, uh…" Lori tried to say, but she had no idea what she should speak. But then there came her saving grace. "Lana's gonna build with you!" Leni said, noticing Lori shooting a smile at her, she winked back.
They could see their younger sibling's face turn from indecisive to enthusiastic. "Alright, I'll take it!" Lynn said as Lori and Leni mentally cheered at their victory.
"Lola!" Lori proceeded to shout.
"What!?" She yelled back from downstairs, annoyed.
"Should've opted to text." Lori mumbled, only to be heard be saved by Leni, again. "I'm on it, Lori." Her sister said, before pulling out her phone.
A few seconds later, Lana and Lola were up on the stairs, and together they went to Lisa's room.
"Hey Lisa, we're here." Leni acknowledged all of their presences.
The resident genius turned around before frantically hiding some objects from her table, it looked like poop? But nobody really cared all too much. "You didn't see that." Lisa said as she dried her throat.
"Hmm, good job. Anyways, I have the whole machine planned out now all we have to do is create it. "
"Alright! Can't wait to lift!" Lynn enthusiastically said.
Then Lisa faced her three blonde sisters, gesturing them to leave the room. "We need to do this alone so please leave the premises, sisters."
"Text us when you're done, Lis!" Leni said, before closing the door behind them.
It's been a few hours since they requested the three girls to build the machine. All the three blonde girls were at separate places at home: Lori was watching a show on TV, luckily nobody wanted to brawl with the "Old Tyrant" of the house. Leni was in the kitchen making smoothies for her and Lori so they can watch their show with delightful enjoyment. Lola was in her room, having a tea party.
Suddenly, all of them get a text from Lynn. "It's finished, guys." That's what it read, and all the girls excitedly stopped what they were doing as they headed straight to Lisa's room.
Lincoln just happened to pass by when he saw Lori and Leni running up stairs, leaving the TV alone. He happily jumped to the couch before reaching out to the remote, before someone else caught it.
"Sorry, brah. I call dibs on the TV first." Luna said, but before he argued, he got a text from Clyde. "Nah, its fine Luna. I gotta go anyways." And with that he went out the front door.
"Its… beautiful!" All the three blondes said in a chorus as they saw the machines, their eyes gleaming in awe. It was mostly just 3 giant shiny metal boxes, with a black Glass as the automatic door. On every cube, there was a tube that connected to the vents for proper ventilation inside. All 3 items were connected with a metal pipe with a 3 remotes stuck to it, and on each remote laid a red button.
"I wanna go in!" Lola said excitedly before running towards one of them, only to be blocked by Lynn.
"Hold your horses!" Lisa said. Noticing all the three girls eyes on her, Lisa dried her throat before explaining.
"Now, the reason why I don't want any of you to barge into the machine yet is quite simple: It requires to be tested first. I don't want a horrible catastrophe happen to one of you in my peripheral vision. And rude critical reviews are really unwanted here, especially since it triggers my ear condition." As Lisa said the last sentence, she glanced at Lola, signaling to her to not lose her temper. "The samplers need to be courageous and confident enough to take a step into this machine, in case if anything terrible happens and they will end up being a laughing stock."
Lola and Leni didn't understand what Lisa said, as shown in their skeptical looks. Lynn and Lana were chattering about near the machines so they didn't hear what Lisa was saying.
"What Lisa meant was someone needs to try it first." Lori bluntly said, gaining a chorus of 'Oohs' from both her sisters.
"Thanks, elder sibling unit." Lori nodded as a sign of 'you're welcome' before Lisa continued. "Anyways, who wants to try first?"
Lori, Leni and Lola looked around. They weren't allowed to try it, and the only other ones around here weren't even girly.
But one was brave, one was confident, and the other didn't even care for what she looks. The three blonde Louds had all formed an idea, smirks grew on their face.
The next thing Lisa, Lynn and Lana knew was that they were enveloped in darkness, kind of like being in an elevator with no lights. They all yelped and attempted to go out, but the door was made out of fiber glass so not even the strongest punch can shatter it.
"Get us out of here!"
"Gah! What the heck!?"
"You will pay for this, sibling units."
Lisa face palmed, she made this machine but she never thought to put an emergency opening hatch or something of the like in case someone went in by accident. One error spotted already!
The thing was, once you were in, you cannot go out unless someone opens it for you or you're done with the makeover.
Lana and Lynn knew that they couldn't escape, because they listened along to how it worked when Lisa explained it for it was vital for building it. The three of them were trapped, and they couldn't do anything. This scenario is starting to bring back middle school flashbacks for the oldest brunette in the room.
"Oh you're getting it this time!"
"Lola, let me out! I'll strangle you after this!"
Their cries went on deaf ears as the three people outside were thinking of how to operate the machine.
"Hmmm, Lisa never said how to use this thing." Lori thought aloud, before she heard Leni press one of the red buttons in the machine.
"Guys, I think we press this red shiny thingy!" She said, curiously tapping on it.
"Leni, what did I tell you about pressing buttons you don't know abou-" Lori warned, only to be ignored as Leni pressed the button.
And to their surprise, it worked!
"I knew you had literally had a genius side, sis." Lori proudly said, before she and Lola went on to press the other remaining two buttons.
"What's a genius? Isn't that Lisa's nickname? Wait, I'm Lisa now!? Oh no, how does my hair look!? Did I become four!? Am I a midget now!?" Leni frantically said, grabbing her scalp.
Lori face palmed at her sisters naivety. "You know what? I spoke too soon. Nevermind what I said." She said deadpandeadly. Lori then remembered what her sister said. "Wait, where'd you learn the word 'midget'?" She asked suspiciously.
"A friend sent me a link to a fashion website that had naked midge-"
Leni was interrupted the heard noises coming from the inside. Lori looked at her younger sister with a 'we're going to talk about this, later' face. Based on what it sounds, it must've been working perfectly okay.
"AHHHH! What the heck is that!? Don't put that on me!" the middle box which contained Lana, emitted that sound. "I don't wanna wear a yellow towel with floweeeers!" She cried out, making Lola rub her hands together in anticipation on what her twin would look like.
"Why are you taking my clothes off!? Lisa! We didn't program this to be a pervert, did we!?" Lynn from the left corner worriedly yelled, making some of the girls slightly laugh. Of course it was gonna do that! It's supposed to change your fashion into something better.
"Of course not, Elder sister! It's just what it does!" Lisa replied back, feeling happy that it worked but upset that their sisters betrayed them. Also, this robot was really changing her style, and she hated it.
After a few seconds of being inside the machine, the girls had managed to grown accustomed to what the robot did. Even then, the two tomboys still scream loudly, not wanting the robot to 'eat them alive' in Lana's words.
"This would be good with popcorn." Lori said smugly, earning an agreeing laugh from Lola. Leni never spoke, she felt bad for what she's done together with her sisters. Wasn't this betrayal? They're screams made her feel slightly frightened, what good would this machine do if it was torturing her sisters?
"Leni, just because they're screaming, it doesn't mean is doing harm to them." Lori reassured, squeezing her sisters shoulder. She wanted to ask about the fashion Web link Leni's friend sent her, but Lola was there and this sounded like something not safe for work.
Meanwhile in the inside of the machines, Lisa was stagnant. Not caring if she ended up looking prettier. The arms were changing her into a dress, as she never fought back. Knowing it would be hopeless. Maybe then, David would like her more-
"Lisa, what in the name of Einstein are you thinking!? You can't let any male specimen get into your way to the world of Science, are you!?" She thought as she fought with herself.
Lana was trying to dodge the robotic arms inside the machine while contemplating about how to disassemble the whole thing. She was the one who built it, why couldn't she figure out how to undo it!?
"Ah, sweet mother of mud!" She yelled as the arms finally caught up with her, forcing her hat off as they brushed her blonde hair while taking off her pigtails.
"I'll get you for this, Lola." She mumbled out evilly, revenge clearly in her tone.
As she said earlier, the machine did take off Lynn's casual outfit, and changed it into something more… 'teenager-y' in her terms.
"No, not my ponytail!" She cried out, as she tried to fight the robot arms. Sadly, they were too strong and she couldn't resist it.
Lynn wasn't one to give up, nor go down from a fight.
But she tried, she really did. Not even her strongest kicks and punches were enough to break this machine. No wonder why the materials they got for this were just as expensive as their house bills.
So without any hope left, she just crossed her arms as they dressed her stylishly, to her chagrin.
After a good minute, the machine stopped it work. And the door opened, making all the feminine girls gasp in shock.
"O-" Leni said, her mouth agape.
"M-" Lori continued, her eyes wide like saucers.
"G." Lola finished it off, pulling out her smartphone.
All the three girls who were previously wearing their daily clothes were now different- they looked majestic! It was something any fashionista or pageant girl would die for. For all the three Louds, they all had different styles.
Lynn wore a red crop top, with a jet black skirt yielding a white belt. Instead of her black and white cleats, it was replaced with boots of the same color as her previous shoes. Her ears, never having been pierced before, are now holding golden hoop earrings, just like Leni's. A ruby pendant laid on her chest, looking shinier than glitter. Her eyes had a touch of purple eyeshadow as her lips and nails had a matching red color to them. Lynn's hair was down and wavy, sunglasses atop her head.
Lisa was basically a pageant princess. She dawned this beautiful blue sparkly dress with a tiara on top of her head, matching the expensive looking heels that made even Lola jealous. Like Lynn, she wore diamond earrings. The shape of it shining everything she moved her head. Her hair wasn't it's usual, messy appearance- instead, it was held up in a neat bun. The scientist still had her glasses, but her lips were now colored red while her nails blue. Majority of her fingers were also covered with fingerless gloves that still exposed her stubby fingers. Along with her dress, had a sash that said "Pageant Queer", for some reason it was misspelled. And that made it even worse.
And for the dirtiest person in the house , Lana. She was the total opposite of her label. The blonde was now like her twin sister, except her outfit was more cool and relaxed instead of stiff and princessy. She wore a yellow floral sundress, inspiring Leni to make a similar dress for herself. White heels were whatever she wore as footwear with a matching scarf and bag to go along with it. She wore pink lipstick with a touch of blue eyeshadow. Her ears carried cute heart- shaped earrings, making her shine even more. Lana's naturally wavy and messy hair was now straighter than Lincoln's sexuality. On her wrists, we're multiple golden bracelets. She looked like a famous fashionista, and Lana didn't like it at all.
All three of them were wearing black mascara, making their eyes shine.
"What're you looking at?" Lana asked in a curious and irritated tone, as if she knew what they were about to say but she didn't wanna hear it.
"Um, sisters… I think you might wanna take a look at the machines automatic mirrors." Lisa nervously said, before seeing Lynn and Lana turn around to look at the doors, which became mirrors.
At this point, Lola already had her phone on record. This video could be really good blackmail in the future in case they went against her. Lori and Leni just watched, amused and amazed by the transformation.
The two tomboy gasped while Lisa just angrily glared at the three sisters.
"I'm dang hideous!" Lynn said as she looked at herself in disgust, not liking this style at all.
"You think you're hideous? What does that make me then!?" Lana replied to Lynn's self insult as she looked at her footwear. "I don't even know how to walk in heels!" She exclaimed.
"You will pay for this, elder siblings units. Believe me." Lisa threatened, clenching her fist towards the three blondes. Instead of feeling what was supposed to be intended, they just laughed hysterically.
"Ah, sorry dear. But we've got dirt on ya too." Lola said proudly, before showing her the video on her phone. Lisa didn't try to fight back, knowing words were just as powerful as actions. As a wise man said, "Pen is mightier than sword.".
"Mhmm. So? That doesn't mean I do not have my own means of extortion as well." Lisa smirked, as she crossed her arms in her back.
"What. Do. You. Mean?" Lola grit her teeth, she would've attacked her younger sister if it weren't for the fact her two older sisters were holding her down.
"Never knew you were a fan of pop." Lisa snorted, making a Justin Bieber reference. "Have you forgotten? I have invincible cameras all over this house." She emphasize the word invincible, making sure they heard her right.
"I thought only Luan had them?" Lori asked, authority in her voice.
"Nope." Lisa simply replied, returning to her stoic tone.
"We'll deal with you later." Lola mouthed, earning an understanding nod from Lisa.
After calming down a little from the revelation, all three blonde Louds went up to the other sisters. "So, how did it feel?" Leni asked, concerned for her siblings' health.
"I. Feel. Violated." Lynn said, feeling like her masculinity had just been taken away because technically it was.
"I think I'm gonna disassemble that later." Lana muttered, feeling angry and betrayed but not having enough energy to show her fury to her twin.
Lori shook this off while Lola laughed at her twins expense, she didn't know why she did but there was something about seeing her- one of the most boyish girls she knew, wear a dress! A girly one at that- that just got her hysterical.
"Relax, you'll be fine. It's not the end of the world." Lori said, a dressing it to Lynn.
"Yeah, like calm down. Also, please don't disassemble it. Us girls really need it." Leni said in an almost pleading tone.
Lynn was taken aback by Lori's statement while Lana just looked down on the floor, sulking as her twin teased her relentlessly. This was not the thanks they expected.
"Uh, excuse me? Yeah sure, it's not the end of the world but this is the day I lost my identity." Lynn said, feeling offended.
Lori snorted before laughing hysterically. "Hah! Have you been watching too much SpongeBob? Because it feels like I've heard that quote before!" She roasted.
The sporty Loud just seethed on her spot. She didn't wanna do anything about it since she couldn't move properly in her dress. Besides, Lynn was still scarred from the loaf of bread incident.
"Ehem." Lisa said, ruining the fun of the half of the siblings.
"You know what? I like, just had the best idea!" Leni interrupted.
Lisa, who felt offended again as she got interrupted, was supposed to interrupt again. Only to be shushed by two of her blonde sisters. Dang, she really wanted to hack into their phones right now.
"As a way of saying thanks you three-" Leni prolonged the last word, as if she was singing.
The three younger siblings smiled, hoping their way of showing gratitude would be to take them off these horrible outfits.
"-We should invite you to our plans today!" Leni squealed as Lola and Lori agreed.
Lisa, Lana and Lynn frowned. Nope, not what they wanted.
"Hey! Do we get any say in this!?" Lynn asked, frustrated at all this. She just wanted to go out and play football, not hang out with random girlies who were too afraid to produce sweat.
"Nope. Sadly, plan's already been made. Don't worry, it'll only be for the whole day." Lori said happily, making the trio even more irritated. "Don't worry, I all owe you something."
"Me too!" Leni agreed. "Wait, I all own you? So I own them too?" She asked curiously, earning a faceplate from Lori.
As she explained to her sister what it meant, Lola approached Lisa.
"If we're going to be extra good today, I might delete that video." She said, attempting to tempt Lisa.
"We'll let you switch back if you do this for us!" Leni asked nicely.
"And what if we do otherwise?" Her younger sister replied, infuriated. "You know I can hack all your smartphones, right?"
"Yes, and that's why I've come prepared." Lola smirked, before gesturing to Lisa's laptop. "Go on, try."
For a brief moment, Lisa felt outsmarted. She shook her head though, thinking it was just a lie to scare her. So the genius walked to her gadget and attempted to hack through.
A bit of codes here and there…
Loading screens, aaannnnd-
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Access Denied. It read on the screen
"Wha-? What gives!?"Lisa was dumbfounded, her mouth agape as she stated at the screen.
"Sis,try to close your mouth otherwise a fly might go in." Lola joked, before explaining. "With the Internet around, it's really easy to learn ya know?" She smirked at the shocked Lisa.
Giving up, she rolled her eyes. "Fine. You win, I surrender." Lisa sighed in frustration, hating to go out and most probably do her sisters' uninteresting plans.
"Do we get to wear our ordinary clothes?" Lana asked, hope gleaming in her eyes.
"Sorry, Lans. But our activities require you girls to dress up." Lenin said apologetically.
The three girls dejectedly sighed, knowing about the blackmail they had.
At the end of the day at least, they'd finally get their reward.
Lynn and Lori strolled through the crowds of the Royal Woods Mall. The former feeling extremely conscious, as if she was eleven and in the 6th grade all over again. While the latter was relaxed and excited at the same time.
None of them said a word to each other, as Lori was too busy talking to Bobby through the phone. Both of them navigating their way until they reach the food court- where they'll have their double date. Meanwhile with the younger brunette, she was occupied in being paranoid. Looking left and right, back and front, also diagonal to check if there was anybody around that knew her.
Just imagine, Lynn Loud- the biggest sports star in Royal Woods- wearing such a girly outfit! They would never let her hear the end of it, even if she fought back.
After a long time of walking and contemplating, the two sisters finally arrived at mall's cafeteria. They both saw Bobby waving at them in one table, along him was a younger boy around Lynn's age. The brunette couldn't see him clearly from the distance but she already felt like it would be a douche.
"Hey Babe! Wow, you really gave your sister a makeover. Sup, LJ!" Bobby greeted them both, shocked at Lynn's current attire.
"Hey Bobby!" Lori greeted back with a dreamy smile and wave, but it wasn't the same for her younger sister. She was currently eyeing the local Sports Store just across the court. With a nudge, she finally snapped out of her trance and greeted as well- in her style of course.
No way was she gonna change her whole personality just because her outfit was different! Heck nah! She was still the athletic butch everyone knew about, not some sort of daddy's girl spoiled brat!
"Yo Bobslit! And…" Lynn looked to the guy beside Lori's boyfriend, and since she didn't know the name, she didn't know how to address him.
Noticing that the Loud sisters didn't know he was, Bobby coughed to break the awkward silence forming. "-Kurt. His names Kurt." Bobby then looked over to over to Kurt, to introduce them both. "And this is my girlfriend Lori, and her little sister Lynn."
"Nice to meet ya!" Both the girls said, one enthusiastic and the other neutral.
As they took their seats, Lori and Bobby started to chat and stare into each other's eyes romantically. It was so cheesy, but the younger kids didn't mind too much.
Lynn didn't care about anything at all right now.
She was just going to her room to get some sports equipment then suddenly she gets called to help Lisa with something, gets violated by a machine and now here she is, in a double date with her oldest sister wearing something unimaginable.
For the first time in a long time, Lynn felt conscious and nervous.
"Hey." Kurt said, snapping her out of her thoughts. She looked up and saw him. The boy wasn't all too unattractive- he was slightly taller than her by a few inches, tan skin, and had short but wavy hair at the top. He was scrawny though and totally not Lynn's type. Besides, all she had to do was keep Bobby's friend company until their cheesy romantic date was over.
"Hey." Lynn said casually, not in the mood to talk at all but forced herself to anyways. Normally she would've bragged and rubbed her achievements in everyone's face but she wasn't her right now.
"You look really pretty." He complimented, reminding the brunette of Lincolnshire friend Rusty. Kurt was flirtatious, and she could tell by the look on his face. But he wasn't a Chad type of man, more like an incel to her.
Remain cool, Lynn. Don't punch this guy. "Thanks. But this ain't really my go-to style." She said with a shrug.
"What do you mean?" Kurt asked, not recognizing who she was.
"I'm not sure if you're all too familiar of me, but the names Lynn Loud jr. Biggest sports star of Royal Woods." She explained, gloating a little bit.
Kurt's face went from flirty to surprised. "Wait, you're the girl who was titled MVP in 6 different teams!? No way! No wonder why you looked somewhat familiar!" He said in joy, feeling as if he just met someone he idolized.
"Yeah, I am. Heh, it's hard being this famous." She mumbled the last part out to herself, feeling pride in herself.
Just then she felt soft lips against hers. Lynn yelped as she backed away, instinctively punching whoever did it.
"LYNN!"
And when she opened her eyes, she saw an angry Lori glaring at her and a Kurt with a nosebleed being helped by a panicking Bobby.
Great was a word the athlete could describe today, sarcastically of course.
"Alright, smile for the camera! Say cheese!" the woman said eagerly as she looked at the two girls in front of her.
Leni being the fashionista she was, had a photos hoot for a magazine. Normally, it would be Lola but today was different. The kind blonde told the company she'd be bringing along her little sister for the photoshoot, which they happily agreed to seeing that her sister was also a cutie.
Lana and Leni smiled, the former one being fake. Her older sister was too kind for her to deny, but she still agreed to send them into the machines by force. She was also the one who activated it! But it's not her fully her fault so Lana couldn't blame her too much, no. She only wanted revenge on Lola for pushing her in.
"Okay! You girls are looking good! Next up, we have mud on the picture!" The photographer said, taking them to a pool of mud.
"What do we have to do?" Leni asked, not wanting to jump in the nasty pool.
"Well, I was hoping one of you could put the mud on your faces-"
Before she could finish, Lana ran straight to the pool and smashed her face right into it.
"Excited one, is she?" The woman asked, earning a giggle from Leni.
"Yup, very." Leni replied, before they moved on to making the picture.
"And here we have contestants number 5…Lola and Lisa Loud!" The pageant judge spoke through the mic, her voice echoing through the speakers.
"Alright, Lis. Got everything I taught you?" Lola asked, before they start walking up the stage.
For Lola and the unfortunate Lisa, the event on the formers calendar was to participate in a Tag Team Pageant competition, she didn't think of anyone worry enough to be her partner. Luckily for Lola, Lisa was a great potential, if given the right makeover: she is confident, smart, cunning and fabulous when she was neat.
"Yeah, yeah. I do not profess to know about the pageant industry, but this is the only way I can claim my casual outfit and identity back." The genius mumbled out.
She was supposed to be teaching Swedish students about Science right now, not join in a competition for little girls who just prance around with heels on.
"Alright, enough of that bet thing! Let's earn this crown!"
And with that, they walked on stage.
The crowd cheers as they the two siblings, some of them even squealed in delight from the cuteness of the tandem. Heck, even Rita was there. She was their escort, and yes. She did wonder why Lisa would even consider joining something that wasn't thing, but Lola beat her to an explanation before the genius could even open her mouth.
"Go girls! You can do this!" Her motherly voice was heard through the crowd, encouraging Lola.
For the first time in her short life, Lisa Loud had felt embarrassed.
She never imagined herself to be in this situation, wearing a fancy dress with such high heels she'd look almost taller than Lucy. Competition was a thing that ran through the Loud family, but this, this wasn't a competition to her.
It was a torture method, somehow. Something she needed to do as a way of repenting for her sins and mistakes.
Looking through the crowd, she let out a breath she didn't know she was holding. Thank God, nobody who knew her was there except mom. If her other siblings were here, they would've turned her into the teasing target for meal gathering in the future.
"Hey." Lola nudged her sister in the gut, making her attention focus on her instead. When Lisa looked to her sister in pink, she immediately realized her mistake just from seeing the slight glare and face smile etched on her face.
With that, she put on her biggest smile. Making the crowd cheer even more at the sight of how a toddler's teeth looks better than a teenager's.
"Alright! QA time!" The pageant commentators said excitedly, making Lola and Lisa smirk. This'll be too easy.
Lisa still felt a part of her dignity being taken away from her, but at least she gets to humbly brag about her intelligence!
"We got this, Lis! You especially. " Lola encouraged, finally starting to feel a little pity for her little sister.
"I know, Lola. No need to flatter me." Lisa said with a smirk before they finally went backstage and waited for their turn.
Luna was still watching TV when the door opened, startling her slightly. The house has been strangely quiet with no explosions or fights from the twins. She also had the television to herself which was rad!
But something was really, really off.
"Uh, you 'kay there lil' dudette?" She asked her little sister, Lynn. Who was fuming until an angrier Lori glared at her, and her face contorted into fear and anxiety that read "Help."
"Literally not!" Lori exclaimed, feeling extremely angry. "She messed up my double date with Bobby!"
"How exactly did she? Also, cool duds sis." Luna curiously asked, before sarcastically remarking to Lynn making her roll her eyes.
"Well…" Lori started, "For starters, she was extremely conscious and awkward, literally all over the place! As if someone was about to get her or something! Then we met up with Bobby and his friends, and while we were talking we heard a yelp. We both saw that she punched him in the nose!" Lori groaned, aggravated that she had to deal with this. Thankfully, Bobby forgave her and Lynn. Otherwise, she would've given her little sister an ear load of a tongue lashing.
Luna expected something like that to happen. She wasn't too close with Lynn, but living in the same house and rooms just being beside each other, the rocker knew she had a bad time in middle school. This must've triggered her bad experiences. Luna heard her talk about it when she was in her room awake on night, and in the other room beside them she could hear sobbing and venting.
"That's not cool, LJ." Luna disapproved, knowing a punch was too far just because she had to deal with some changes.
"He tried to kiss me, dang it! Why won't anyone listen?" She shouted, letting out some of her tension and frustration. For the past few minutes of Lori venting, Lynn tried to make a say in it, only to be ignored by both of them.
"I just wanted to help build a machine! Not be dragged into this crazy mess! I just wanted to play sports, not to play with different types of guys! This was forced onto me, and usually I'd argue and even brawl against it, but I was freaking blackmailed!" With that, the house went silent. Not even Luna could say a word. It's as if everyone in the house heard her yell, but there wasn't even a lot of people right now.
"So that's what this was all about?" The rocker mumbled to herself, remembering the noises and how Lori and Leni ran upstairs.
Before Luna could confront Lori, the both of them already went back upstairs. She wasn't fast enough to see which room, but she could hear some yelling. Luna stared at the stairs, contemplating whether she should join in or not.
But before she could even think properly, more people walked in.
"Woohoo! Thanks for the fun day, Leni!" Lana shouted happily.
"Anytime, Lana! Who knew we had so much in common?" Leni replied with a smile.
Luna stared at them in confusion. Lana wearing a dress? Woah, this was a crazy day.
"Yo dudes!" She greeted them, still wondering what was happening.
"Hey Luna!" They greeted back happily, and the atmosphere of the house turned warm.
"Soooo, what's with the closet change, Lans?" She asked her little blonde sister.
"Oh, made a machine. Dragged into something I didn't like but ended having fun anyways." Lana explained with a shrug.
"Yeah! We had a photoshoot for a magazine!"
Indeed, a very odd day. "Uh, cool guys! How are ya liking your outfit?" Luna gestured to Lana, and the girl just shrugged.
"Eh. Not my type but it is comfy!" She said, showing her older siblings a new light to her.
Their photoshoot must've went well. Lana was swimming through the pool of mud as told to, which made it the happiest day for her. And Lenin was assigned to another task as well, in the end they had a great sibling bond.
"Anyways, we have to go Luna! See ya later!" Leni interrupted, before the both of them went up the stairs, with Lana on her older sister's back.
"Laters!" She waved, before returning to the TV. The yelling upstairs has stopped by now, the two blonde girls probably confronting them themselves. Luna tried not to think too much about it, otherwise her head might ache.
Just then, 2 more people arrived.
"Oh yeah! Knew we could do it, Lis!" Lola said, high fiving a smiling Lisa.
"Mostly thanks to my brains and all." Lisa bragged with a smirk, earning a smack on the back and a laugh from Lola. "Sure." The girl in pink said unconvincingly.
They were wearing shiny tiaras, with sashes that said "Pageant Queen". Lisa sighed in relief to know she was wearing something with the right spelling now. Luna snorted at the sight of Lisa wearing a dress, but she did look cute wearing it. They obviously won a pageant, and at this point the rocker already guessed it was connected to this machine.
"Congrats, Lil' dudettes!" She cheered for them, before looking to Lisa. "Woah dude. Feels weird seeing you all so… glittery." She said, earning a slight chuckle from Lisa.
"I know, Elder sibling unit. But I don't mind it at this point."
And with that they both went up Lisa's room, where there were 4 more girls waiting for them.
"What a strange, strange day." Luna mumbled to herself.
"I'd say." A deep female voice said, and she looked to her right. She was greeted by Lucy's face against hers, and she jumped with a yelp.
"About time you two showed up!" Lynn said, annoyed. "Now change us back! We've done what we've had to do."
"Some ending up harsher than others." Lori glanced at Lynn, making the younger girl growl at her.
"What just happened here?" Lola asked, seeing Leni and Lana happy and Lori and Lynn as the opposite.
"We had a fun time with Lana over here! Came to a photoshoot!"
Lola snorted and glanced at her twin in surprise."Never knew you had it in you."
Lana wasn't angry at their blackmail anymore, because if it didn't happen, then he wouldn't have had a new bond with her sister. So with a laugh, she replied. "Me either."
Lisa looked over to try two other girls, and they did not look happy. "What happened between you two?"
"Uh, I dunno! Ask Lori." Lynn said, royally angry. Lori stepped up the plate and explained.
"Look, I invited her to a double date with Bobby. It didn't end up well obviously. She punched Bobby's friend in the nose because he attempted to kiss her. I apologized earlier but she's still mad at me." The oldest blonde glanced at her brunette sister. "And she has every right to be "
"Heck yeah, I do!" Lynn replied. "Now switch us back into us! I have to punch my punching bag right now!"
"Alright, fine. Thanks for everything girls!" Lola said to all her three sisters as Lori and Leni did the same. "Time to delete this video, as promised." And with that, she pressed the trash icon below it.
They all exchanged pleasantries to each other, expect for Lynn to Lori. Who just said "Whatever.", and Leni looked at her older roommate in pity. "Shell get over it." Lori shrugged it off.
"Do we need to go to the machine or…?" Lana asked, pointing her thumb behind her.
"Actually, I didn't make the machine reverse the effects. So we'll have to change on our own. Now leave the premises, unless you want to see me in a state of undress." Lisa said, pointing to the door.
All the Loud sisters went out to their respective rooms, and as they do, some of them have one last talk.
"Hey Lisa?" Lola knocked on Lisa's door softly, earning an annoyed glance from Lisa.
"What? I'm occupied here."
"Yeah, but I just wanted to say… we make a great tandem." She said, earning a smile from Lisa, who said they were both cold and heartless?
"I know. Now seriously, leave." Lisa said sternly, making Lola finally leave.
Meanwhile in the lobby, Lana and Leni were walking. The former to her room and the latter towards downstairs.
"Yo, Leni." Lana called.
"Yeah?" Leni replied, hearing her sister.
"Let's do this again next time." Lana said, making Leni squeal and giggle.
"Eee! Thank you!" Leni said, pulling her younger sister into a tight hug. "Just let me wear what I want next time." Lana added. "Deal!" The ditzy blonde said, before putting her down as they go to their destinations.
For the rest of the day, the six Loud sisters went with their own thing. Lynn having calmed down, finally forgave Lori. The oldest blonde received a punch as a way of showing affection, and in the end she pulled the young athlete into a hug.
As they ate dinner, the six of them were sure they'd have an interesting story to tell, save for the blackmail part of course. Luna looked at her oldest and youngest teen sister and smiled at their reconciliation.
It doesn't matter what they went through to get here, what matters is that they made it and got something better as a reward: A day to bond with a sister.
Life is a Generous Jinx, after all.
A/N: Oh yeah, I have fanart for this story too. Check it out on my Twitter, https/mobile._louddefender. Make sure to follow me as well! Leave a review if you want, constructive criticism or anything really!
Extra note: I'm going to create a new DeviantArt account and abandon my old one soon. I hope you enjoyed!