Isiah: What up! Isiah and Tom here!
Tom: What up!
Isiah: And welcome to Cut to the Jaquins. Now before we get into anything, let me just say Elena of Avalor may be over with, but our fanfics are far from it. So expect them in the near future.
Tom: I'm gonna miss that show.
Isiah: Me too man. Me too. But hey, like I said, we're still doing our fanfics about them. From random fun stories to romantic stories, and MAYBE- Just maybe, we'll do a follow up to the Avalor Nightmare series.
Tom: One more for old times sake.
Isiah: Oh yeah. But that'll have to be when Agent of Mayhem is nearly completed. Speaking of that, if you haven't read that, please do. It's off to a great start.
Tom: Alright, now that we got all that outta the way, let's jump right on into today's story.
Elena: Hello everyone, I'm Queen Elena.
Isabel: And I'm her sister, Princess Isabel.
Elena: And we've been noticing plenty of people read Isiah02's skit fanfics and think to themselves "Man that's funny."
Isabel: Well let us be the first ones to tell you, doing these fun stories aren't always smooth sailing.
Elena: Yeah. Things aren't always easy when we're doing these skit fanfics.
Isabel: Yeah, like the time Naomi, Gabe, and Mateo tried using guns for a 'what if' version of Naomi Knows Best for example.
Elena: Hmm.
Victor, Carla, and Ash Delgado were holding Princess Elena hostage in a room when the door busted open by her friends. Naomi jumped in front with a shotgun and shouted, "Break yourself, bitch!" She then shot Victor in the kneecap making a loud painful scream erupt out of him.
Everyone in the room was shocked to see what just happened and everyone quickly went to his aid. "Victor, oh my God," Ash shouted in complete worry.
"Oh shit," Naomi shouted as well.
"What the hell's wrong with you," Victor shouted at Naomi.
"Sorry, Vic," Naomi apologized shocked at what just happened.
"Why'd you have to use real guns, Gabe," Carla shouted at Gabe.
"These were all that we had," Gabe protested. Ash proceeded to call 911 and Naomi turned back and said, "Cut the camera! Cut the camera! CUT TO THE JAQUINS! CUT TO THE JAQUINS!"
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Isabel: Ooh. That hurt to watch.
Elena: Heh, you're telling me. You weren't the one strapped to a chair.
Isabel: True, but I've seen worse.
Elena: Me too. Remember the time Abuelo almost killed Abuela?
Isabel: Wait. He did that?
Elena: From what I can remember, yeah.
Francisco and Luisa were outside shooting a skit. Francisco had a rope spear and Luisa had a balloon in her mouth.
"Mi amor, I really don't know about this," Luisa said nervously.
Francisco let out a laugh as he spoke. "Don't worry, love. I'm a professional. But whatever you do, just don't move." And with that, Francisco shot the rope spear but it sliced through Luisa's neck making her hold her neck and spear in pain as she fell to the ground. Her husband shouted in shock at what he just did and quickly went to her aid.
"Oh! Luisa, my bad," Francisco shouted shaking worriedly at what just happened. He tried to get the rope spear out with his hand but it wasn't coming out. He then turned around and said, "Hey, cut the camera! Cut the camera- No, cut to the jaquins! Cut to the jaquins!"
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Isabel: Ouch.
Elena: Yeah, I know. Hope Abuela's doing okay.
Isabel: No doubt she's going through a lot after all that. Speaking of what happened between her and Abuelo, how's Victor's knee?
Elena: He's healing nicely. Slowly, but nicely.
Isabel: Good.
Elena: Yeah, but hey, even though I still feel bad about what happened with them, what about what happened to Skylar on that home improvement skit, Isa?
Isabel: What- That was you!
Queen Elena and her sister Princess Isabel were at one of the balcony doors with construction equipment.
"Now, what I do when I'm making door hinges is I take a marker and make a huge dot on where I want to drill the hole at, that way I can get a nice even drill," Elena said as Isabel handed her a power drill.
Meanwhile, outside the palace, Skylar the jaquin was flying over to the balcony where Elena and Isabel were doing their home improvement at. He landed on the balcony and walked over to the door, taking a peak inside to see if anybody was home.
Elena took the power drill and started drilling a hole through the mark she put on the door. But while she was at it, she didn't realize that she was also drilling through Skylar's face in the process.
Isabel looked outside to see Skylar's face being drilled in and shouted for Elena to stop. She did it immediately and tossed the power drill behind her before rushing over to the jaquin.
"Oh dear God, Skylar," Elena shouted in complete worry.
"Someone fetch us a vet," Isabel shouted just as loud. Elena noticed that the cameraman was still rolling and said, "Cut the camera off!" After checking to see if Skylar was showing any signs of breathing, Elena turned back and said, "Cut to the jaquins! Cut to the jaquins!"
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Elena: Whoo. Good times, good times.
Isabel: Yeah...good times.
Isiah: Ouch. All of those have got to hurt.
Tom: I know. Especially getting shot in the knee.
Isiah: Mhm. Alrighty root, that wraps up another random fun story. You know- We might just make a sequel to this.
Tom: Yeah, we should, shouldn't we?
Isiah: Yeah. And like I said, Elena of Avalor may be over, but our stories on them are pretty far from it. Expect those while we're doing Agent of Mayhem, which you should also check out if you haven't yet.
Tom: On that note, don't forget to leave a nice review. No hateful or rude comments please. As always, we love you guys. Thanks to you all for supporting us everyday. We'll see y'all later. Holla at your boys! Yeah!
Isiah: As always, until the next story.