My Self Insert is wrong as I expected

by WeakCoffee

What happens when a nobody gets transmigrated into body of a small fry villain called Justin Hammer? Only thing he regretted that he should have watched Avengers seriously like every other fan instead of being just a poser. Rated M for future purpose.

Prologue

Some News Channel

'Michel, how is the preparation of Stark Expo going on?'

Channel Changed

'The biggest Tech Event of this year will also include Hammer Industries, the previous Competitor of Stark Industries'

Channel Changed

'Justin Hammer himself will present Hammer Industries' new innovation at Stark Expo'

Channel Changed

'The mega event will be held on May 31'st which is just 2 days away'

TV turned off

It has been a day from when I came here or should I rather say in this body.

How? I don't know nor I care now as I'm in precarious situation right now. Everything can wait for after I save myself. And that made me accept my situation rather rapidly that it surprised even me. Never saw 5 stages of grief pass by in montage from denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. But I still miss my family. I had a great younger brother who will definitely look after my parents. I also had Term Life Insurance cover so they'll be settled in this turbulent times until my brother completed his Masters.

Now you must be thinking what is that I fear? I fear great many things that is waiting for me after May 31'st from getting arrested, send to prison & pretending to be gay & taking it in ass to protect my skinny self from other prisoners.

Gods & Goddess knows that I will burn this whole fake MCU down before I take it in the ass. Sorry but I'm not Gay. That's not happening. I will never let that happen. Never. I'm not taking that mister.
God why do I have to be Justin Hammer? Why? Why?

Author: This is my first Fanfiction so if you want to criticize it you're very much welcome to. It will help me greatly in improving so if you've issues do write a review.