Chapter 1: Secret Neighbour
"RICHARD JOHN GRAYSON!"
Dick cackled as he chased Wally as 'The Secret Neighbour'.
Wally screamed as he desperately tried to get away… but he would prove too… slow.
"AHHHHH!" Wally high pitch scream made Dick shiver.
"Dude. Shut your mouth"
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"I need a way-out Wally! Stop blocking the way!"
"My controller is glitched!"
"Fine! I'll just jump off the roof!"
"DICK NO!"
"…I died"
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"THE CROW IS THE MOST ANNOYING BIRD EVERRRR!"
"LIKE WHAT KIND OF CLUE IS THAT!"
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"Oh, I found a key! Dick come here!"
"What colour?"
"IT'S DA GREEN KEY!"
"… WAIT! YOU'RE NEIGHBOR!"
"MHAHAHA!"
"HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME WALLY!"
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".. I forgot I blocked the corridor"
"Idiot"
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"… I'm stuck in the wall"
"Bahaha! How do you get stuck in a WALL!"
"… just get me out!"
"STOP chucking stuff at me! WALLACEEE!"
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"Wally get out of there! You're going to get caught!"
"… but I wanna see what the neighbour looks like!"
"Fine! Go ahead and die then!"
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"Let's go into this dark room, nothing suspicious about this room at all"
"Wally… I've seen enough horror movies to know that is not a good idea"
"Oh, a key!"
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"YOU GONNA GET CAUGHT WALLY!"
"SKSKSKSKSKSK ANDIOOP"
"STOP BEING A VISCO GIRL!"
"sksksksksk"
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"hehe. I hiding in pumpkin"
"W- What? I wanna hide in a pumpkin!"
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"Come out come out wherever you are Dick!
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"Neighbeeeee?"
"Neighbeeeeee?"
"DICK HIDE! THE NEIGHBEEE COMIN!"
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"He's cominggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg"
"Oh, shut up Richard"
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"You know that girl with the weird username?"
"superkitty263?"
"Ya"
"What about her?"
"She seems suspicious. My bat senses are tingling"
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"…my key just phased through the window"
"Hah! Now you know what a glitch feels like Wallace!"
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"Dick… you Neighbee"
"You DARE to LOOK at my SCREEN!"
"teehee"
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"I think that person is AFK"
"lol she gonna get caught"
"… never mind. Not AFK. She Neighbee"
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"… dude did you just hack my account to make my avatar look like a princess…?"
"sksksks andioop"
"…now you turn into a visco girl Richard"
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"Did you just die?"
"…"
"lmao"
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"Dude I can't see anything in this room"
"Why should I care Wallace?"
"WHAT! I TOOK A BULLET FOR YOU AND NOW YOU JUST LEAVE ME DICK!"
"Dude… "
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"Ya know… this game is kind of like Harry Potter…"
"… except Harry had Ron and Hermione and all I have… is you"
"rude Dick rude"
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"Wally, I discovered a secret room!"
"Okies I'm coming!
"WAIT YOU'RE THE NEIGHBOR! AHHHHHHHH!"
".. the betrayal… my heart can't take this anymore"
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"I swear to god I'm going to die at the age of 20 if I keep playing this game Dick"
"Naaaa…"
"…You'll die at 16 Wally"
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"… Let's go prank Roy dressed as the Neighbee"
"OH YEAH BOYYYYYYYY SKSKSKSKSKSKSSKSKSK"
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"Is that creepy noise you or the game, Dick?"
"It's da game dude"
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"I need to pee"
"Yes, just leave me here to die"
"Bye bye friend"
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"CRAP!"
"THE NEIGHBEE FOUND US"
"OH NO THE NEIGHBEE"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO INTO THE DEEP, DARK ROOM!"
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"Move GO Wally!"
"Why? Oh, I found a key key!"
"Wait, what is that noise!? Has the neighbour found us?!"
"I said MOVE Wally!"
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"OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES FOREVER WALLY!"
"Oh my god…"
"THAT GUY NEEDS TO BUY SOME CLEANING PRODUCTS"
"I whole heartedly agree"
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"MOVE YOUR BUTT DICK!"
"AH CRAP HE BE COMIN"
"I'M STUCK!"
"… I dead"
"I'm stuck in the wall again"
*sigh*
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"THE NEIGHBEE GONNA FIND US"
"RUN YOU FOOL!"
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"GRAB THE KEY!"
"I TRYING DICK!"
"HEY DO IT LIKE RIGHT NOW"
"WAIT I WANNA SEE WHAT THE NEIGHBEE LOOKS LIKE THIS TIME!"
"ARE YOU INSANE?!"
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"This game is hard" Wally complained, very tired now.
"Yeh… LET'S PLAY AGAIN TOMMOROW!" Dick exclaimed excitedly.
Wally sighed. He hated Dick's enthusiasm sometimes.