And welcome to the new chapter of VPS!

We have good news and bad news everyone! Wat'cha wanted to hear everyone? The good one or the bad one? Hmm? HMM?

Hehehe I'm just kidding. Let's go with this good one. Now finally this chapter was long! And it will also has Omake!

The bad one is that I'm running out of jokes and funny scenes and that could make my own jokes in the story is now a bit... cringy. Yeah... Can you guys help me with jokes? I'm running low on ideas, hehe.

Well, that's all.

FuryFire - The Easy Eight -Err.. no.

From Saitama's apartment, one could see him brushing his teeth ever so regularly.

"No! You can't play those!"

He brushed the down-left row of his teeth as he held a clear of bottle of water in his left hand.

"Hmm? Why not? This game is interesting."

He looked at himself at the mirror, his reflection stared back at him. His blank looks never changes except for a squinting eyes and confused look.

"I said, not!"

"Ohh~ why dear?"

"I-It's embarrassing!"

He finished brushing his teeth, he spit out some iodine gel on the sink and put a water in his mouth, filling it. He played with the water a little bit and spit it out along with unnecessary toothpaste and proceeded to wash his face. Then suddenly, just as he lifted up his face to look at his own reflection, he saw a piece of his console along with a game that he didn't get quiet well flying straight to the other side. In the end, he heard it breaking apart.

"Waaah!" Gena whined, her eyes turned comical white with tears at the edge of her eyes. She turned to Vel'Iza and grabbed the woman by the shoulders and started shaking her. "Why did you do that?! I love those games!"

The Void Seeker gave a blank look and lined eyes. "It's because you are moving too much."

"How lame is that response?!"

Saitama stared at the broken game while picking up the console. After staring at the game he immediately surveyed his console to see if there's some cracks, surprisingly, none after being thrown so hard on the wall. He looked back at the two women who are still in (playful) debate.

Now, he just noticed how the two girls were positioning at.

Gena was shaking Vel'Iza while the latter was underneath the Demoness Cyborg, their bodies hugging each and apparently (unfortunately for Gena) they didn't notice their compromising position they had.

But we know Saitama. he simply stared before turning around and left the room.

He was now walking in his pajama down the usual empty hall of the building. Ever since he saw a single mosquito that day, the place immediately surrendered in silence and isolation. He didn't know why (as if it really matters to know the truth) the people left the city for no blatant reason. So, it's okay to wear pajama in an empty places. Not worrying about the embarrassing attire to use as 'to take a walk' excuse.

So with his faithful slippers, he stepped down on the staircase. Putting inside of his left pocket his left hand hand and grabbed the railings. He began to step down the stairs, gradually increasing the distance between him and the door of his apartment.

Meanwhile, Gena tiredly laid above Vel'Iza. She was tired shouting and whining at the woman who can't even understand her pain (as if a normal human CAN understand a robot's brain, except the creator). Tiredly, she unconsciously laid herself on soft body of Vel'Iza. The robot, with human understandings, had a hard time feeling the body of the monster to be so... warm. She can tell Vel'Iza was a very very strong monster, highly likely to be on the same level of Boros even of Garou or perhaps both! As if her being was raging to make a full fledge run towards a country very far away from the creature.

So far, ever since she began nearing closer to the Void Seeker, she can finally gist out his theory to the monster that...

...she's stupid.

That's right!

Ever since her first encounter to her, the monster asked her to bath her.

Who's right mind would take a bath with a honorific monster?! (Except perverts who would risk their opportunity despite threatening situation)

But Gena have no idea that time, she reacted way too casually. Way too casually. As if her natural instinct at that time was to obey, which she d. She may like being ordered by her Master but that was because she was unconscious and willing. But being called out by a monster, a very strong one, helped her take a bath was beyond her recognition.

Ever since her model had changed, she began to develop something. It was similar to what she had gathered, yes, feelings.

"Ah, your hair is pretty." She heard Vel'Iza's words. Suddenly, Gena paused in realization.

Vel'Iza hummed a beautiful melody. It suited to her deep humming tune, it was a good sound to heard, like a piano being played surrounded by nothing but corridors after corridors. She leaned on the wall with a pillow on her back to make her comfortable. She laid herself on Saitama's pillow, bed sheets was messy (though she didn't care), a person was laying above her was none other than Gena the Demoness Cyborg herself.

The cyborg's legs intertwined hers in a position comfortable for the both of them. Her figure was taller than Gena than she had anticipated. She looked down at Gena's bright, yellowish-white hair. She looked at it with weird feeling - like an urge to caress it. She carefully guided her hand to the cyborg's hair. She hesitated for a small second before brushing her fingers to Gena's locks.

'Smooth.' A feeling of texture she instantly thought of a thin fabric, a very smooth one where her fingers gently traced. She stared at it without knowledge of her own movements, unconsciously caressing the Demoness Cyborg's hair, much to the victim's chagrin but also at the same time, embarrassed and happy. The cyborg wanted this attention... badly.

Like Vel'Iza, Gena also shifted closer to the voidling-turned-human to acquire the necessary comfort and warmth. Her hair might be a mess at this point but she hardly cares at this point and only wanted to the soothing feeling from the source. Unfortunately, her shifting movement made Vel'Iza's hand stopped caressing her hair which the cyborg looked up and pout at the woman.

Vel'Iza smiled, her heart thumping at the cute site. 'Ah, where I was? I was entranced. Curious, as I was, I didn't know she loves petting.'

And so the Eye of the Void continued to spoil the Demoness Cyborg.

"Hey! You there!"

Saitama was just casually walking near his apartment, nothing really changes, nothing. He just wandered aimlessly like a lost sheep. He didn't like the silence which makes him worried about how his carrier as a Hero will ever rank up than being a A-Class.

Well, nothing changes in the environment, at least.

There, he paused and saw a petite teen not taller than him... and he couldn't describe what the hell is the girl attire, or is it really attire to begin with?

The petite teen had a milky skin and a pair of emerald eyes that seems to glow for a moment, hair brown and short reaching her shoulders. Saitama could feel her glare almost predatory. The 'attire' that the girl looked like wearing is kinda like a... a purple crystal armor. It was covering all her body except her head and her shoulders. At her back, a pair of transparent wing can be see and two antennas from the back of her head. Three spikes at each of her shoulders were jutting out menacingly. But what caught the Hero's eyes the most are her arms, or at least what he could tell. It was that her arms are long and it was a large green scythe.

The petite teen noticed Saitama's stare at her. She cutely pouted. "Hey! Don't just stare! Where's Vely?" She demanded an answer, cute, high pitched voice though. She pointed her scythe arm towards at him with a predatory glare.

Saitama stared at her before whistling casually and strolling the other way, ignoring the fuming girl. For him, he almost thought she was a creature, a monster no less. After slapping the hell out of the mosquito with a female human body, he became concern that he will someday skyrocket a person mistaking as a monster.

He was just surprised.

"YAAA!"

He paused as he heard a cute screaming voice behind him. He looked up to see the girl raising both of her arm scythes and was diving towards him with a battle cry.

Now, any logical, instinctive, human would definitely run away as much as possible. Probably live in an island, isolating from the rest of the world as if experiencing a trauma that is unforgettable and unavoidable.

But, lets be honest, Saitama wasn't acting like a complete human can do.

As the girl brought down her scythes, a small explosion around her covered in smoke and slowly disappears. The girl-looked-like-monster make a smug smirk and satisfied victory but that expression grumbled like a boulder falling on the mountain after saving by a branch for a few seconds. The girl's emerald eyes widens in shock as she saw her scythes only connected at the shoulders of the human... unscathed.

In all of her life, THERE IS NO BEING THAT SHE FOUGHT HAD A WORD 'UNSCATHED'! It might be her imagination but there's always a bit of damage from her scythes. Not even Cho'Gath or even Rek'Sai got away unscathed from her sinister hunt. There is no way in all of her Void-lifetime she should see this.

…

Now that she had a good experience to it, maybe this world has a lot to offer for her sating hunger.

Shaking out of her stupor, her wings fluttered and she jumped away from Saitama, who only give her a confused look. The girl hissed like an angry cat, angry at the fact her claws didn't managed to scratch the nickel.

Saitama was already fond of giving his enemies some first strikes before he can retaliate. He wasn't stupid to begin with, okay I lied maybe he really was, but that move could declare smartism... yep, that's my word. He practiced the enemy's movements, attacks and quickly retaliate back with a weakness in hands. Although he doesn't need the enemy's weaknesses, he can pretty much...

(Insert OPM intro music)

ONE PUUUUUUUUNCH!

(record scratch)

...okaay, I apologize. Ahem, Saitama gave the girl a confused look before shouting. "Oi! What do you want? Don't have time for this!" He dignified a question, truthfully, he wasn't annoyed but there's many things he wanted to do than idle around like a stupid monkey walking without a branch like an idiot. He would like to go to the mall, buy more ingredients for a month or so.

The girl let shouted back. "I said, where's Vely?"

Saitama answered back casually. "Vel'Iza? She's in my apartment, over there." He pointed at his back, showing a building or a apartment. "I'm going home anyway, wanna come along?" He suggested, standing on his position like unmovable log.

The girl looked at him before turning her gaze away with closed eyes. "Hmph, why would I go to a pervert's apartment- eh?" The girl looked back and saw the man walking away already, towards the said apartment.

"H-Hey! Don't you dare ignore me!" Her face flushed up in embarrassment as she threatened him but the way she toned it wasn't threatening, despite that, Saitama completely ignore him and continued walking. The girl pouted in anger as she followed the man.

Saitama and the girl who-looked-like-a-monster faced a familiar door, at least for Saitama. The girl looks at her. "Is this your room?" She asked.

Saitama simply nodded as he opened the door, courtesy for a girl. The girl pouted and 'hmph'ed before entering the door. Saitama stayed outside for a second before following suit.

"KYAH?!"

Saitama suddenly blinked as he saw the girl on the ground wearing a terrified but embarrassed face, her face was fed and flushed. She looked back at Saitama and pointed in front of her with a stuttering tone like a rattle snake. "W-W-What are t-they d-d-doing?!"

Saitama looked over her to see Gena sleeping cutely atop on Vel'Iza, the latter was gripping the former using her legs. Their position was compromising to a normal person's perspective. We can see it all, fans of ecchi was having a nosebleed attack behind of Saitama before the aforementioned man destroyed the green screen behind him.

"Oh, they're just sleeping." Saitama replied to the girl after awhile who gave him a look of 'HUH?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!'

But before the girl could tell what's in her thoughts she suddenly remembers something. She stood up straight and put both of her scythe arms on her hips before smirking proudly. "I forgot something, I am K6- err." She trailed off before noticing something. "Erm..." She turned around for a moment and was doing something before facing Saitama again. "I am Carlos Santana!" She cheerfully greeted.

Much to the dismay of 'Carlos Santana', Saitama replied to her with still a blank and usual look. "Hi, K6, name's Saitama, a hero."

Carlos Santana stood there with a shadowed upper face before pulling off her beard and, oh, Saitama made a surprise expression. "Oh hello there, Carlos Santana, fancy meeting you here. Name's-" Saitama's introduction was cut off when the girl started flailing.

"I am K6! Okay?! I was just joking, bakana!" She pouted, a slight purple blush formed on her cheeks.

Saitama simply stared at her before entering the bathroom. "Just wait for me outside. I'll be taking a bath... I smell like french fries." He muttered the last part before closing the door of the bathroom. K6 stared at the door before letting out a bigass-ERM deep sigh as she tried to rub her forehead with her scythe arm.

"Human world is so complex, haaay..." She gave in a give up and look over at Vel'Iza. The woman in question was snoring quietly under the Demoness Cyborg, just looking at the Eye of the Void's face filled with peace. K6 glanced at her helmet thing, there, she saw Vel'Iza's three smaller eyes was closed just like hers. Her three tentacles is hidden beneath that wonderful purple locks of hers.

K6 couldn't help but finally let out a small and quiet squeal at how she mesmerized the cute scene before her. She then approached them without a noise before seating on the floor and laid her back on the wall next to the two.