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U-Um, he-hey guys!
Wazzup... It's me, um, author of this story.
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Haaays... let's cut to the chase.
Anyway, I am very, very sorry to you people who waited an update to this story. I have a lot to share my reasonings but basically it took me a long while to sort my feelings out and returning back to be active again.
At least, trying to be active again. Long story short, I can finally continue now.
Though, I will say this so I won't be saying next time: I am not fully confident I can continue this way.
So, um, this is my new chapter. It's good and long, hopefully it may lift your spirit back to this story once again - but that two years abandoning without any warning probably dried you out.
So, I am very sorry once again.
Please enjoy... hopefully.
LordGhostStriker - Well, I'll do my best not to force the joke out and do it in a natural way, or more specifically, botched out a reference from an anime.
The Void... it is vastly difference in any possible explanation and way... a realm that not even the Praetorians or the Worldbreakers, the Star Guardians or the Dark Stars are capable of facing or even dare stepping upon it. The realm where common sense is bent against your will; against your knowledge; against your hope of escaping. Exaggeration is simply a short term of what you can describe to the Void itself.
Not a life escape.
Not a light escape.
Yet... only the entities known as General Archlights and Justicars, along with the Sema Familia, are the only creatures capable of withstanding the depths of abyss and beyond it.
But they were even worse than the Void itself, personally. Most of the lives asked for their help: to save them from the wrath-amusement of the Outsider himself. But they all turned their backs to them, and thinking about themselves. The wretched holy light that gives hope are the ones that gave the whole creation a taste of despair.
But of course, anger.
The Sema Famila was all they can spare for, they, at least, tried to save even if only by a few counts with all they can.
In the Archlights, only a couple of creatures are faithful.
They were...
Aatrox...
Brand...
Syndra...
Varus...
Vayne...
Yorick...
And... the weakest General Archlight...
Vel'Koz
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Vel'Iza
The woman with a graceful locks of hair that are purple finally opened her eyes, unbecoming for the new day approaches. Her eyes opened smoothly with her ladylike feature ever so gorgeous and beautiful. Her inhuman eyes that are purple and bright with irises similar to that of a beast: a type that hungers not for power but of knowledge.
Her hourglass figure had laid low on the soft mattress in a small spaced room own by none other the simple human who possessed a power not even herself knowing for, Saitama. In fact, she is so obsessively intrigued by that power so much for so-
that she would disintegrate his entire existence...
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What is she even thinking?
How long has it been since she first laid her eyes on this fragile world?
A day? A week? Probably a month since now? She don't know.
She don't know.
In fact, she rather not knowing though.
With a groan, she lifted her upper body and swiftly stood up.
Oh, no she can't. Apparently, an adorable blonde woman made up of metal is hugging her from her side. The Void Seeker will admit that Gena is definitely a human made up of metal, but she does not know how could a pair of humans procreate a metal that grows limbs? She even has a hair too! What in the Void's name is going on with humans?! Perhaps she needs to study the anatomy of a female human again once she caught one.
(...she was created like a steel, but not like THAT, you stupid octopus. And please don't, you perv)
Vel'Iza could've swore she heard a voice talking in her head right now. Maybe it was her imagination but the voice sounds like a brat from a certain dark place.
(Hoi! Who the hell do you call a brat-)
Weird voice aside, Vel'Iza had no way of getting up from her lying position except to wait for Gena to eventually wake up. According to what she understands, whenever you wake them up from their sleep, it tends to annoy them and probably ruin their so called 'dreamland' - or a place where 'another life' can be found filled with happiness... She have no idea what it is really.
The Voidion-lookinglike-human-woman-with-awesome-powers looked at the blonde bot and sees that she's wearing a suitable expression to that of a child. In short, means that if the 'child' were disturbed, it could go to a level of tantrums.
Yep, and she hates seeing her like that, or at least avoiding morning issues, she supposed.
But, even thought her tentacles are not function, it still sends signals to restrain herself. But she was curious, very curious. All of them were mere information, she wanted to know face-to-face to what will happen when you disturbed someone in their nice sleep.
She was prepared to defend herself whenever Gena tried to retaliate back... Wait, retaliate back? Why would the blonde bot do that? Her intuition is telling her so but it has no evidence so she won't mind it and simply pushed it out of her mind.
She tapped the bot by the nose. Don't ask why.
No response.
She did it again, twice.
No response.
Again, thrice.
No response.
Again. quace.
No response.
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Is that a word? Vel'Iza thought, no possible come in mind.
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... Okay, this is getting ridiculous.
She appreciates the affection but she needed to get up now. Unlike her Voidion form, the human 'skin' she was in now is starting to get sore from the cramped space that she forgot to mention. Oh? There's more? There's more. Gena is laying down her head on her arm which she noticed that it's getting really hot and itchy but the fear of consequences if she disturbed her made her hesitate.
But... she's prepare for it!
She raised her available arm.
She raised her hand.
She raised her finger.
And slowly descended towards the blonde bot's face towards her nose as landing accompanied by contradicting soundtrack of a certain blue hedgehog.
Here it goes.
"Vely-chan?"
*pop*
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Just where on Void did her finger landed to?
Vel'Iza could see that her finger had somehow found its way on Gena's mouth. It is halfway through which is a relief but that doesn't matter now, what matters is how will she pull it out of her... when the freaking half-asleep blonde bot closed her mouth?!
"This is bad..." She muttered
"That's really bad..." The other person said.
(I'm really sad.) This stated
"Are you mad?"
(Well, I'm glad.)
Nonsense comment aside from another person and the weird childish voice, Vel'Iza tried go pull of her finger with a slight amount of force but it really won't budge. She then started feeling something sticky and wet to her stuck finger in Gena's mouth. It gave her a different feeling of sensation really as she tried once more to pull her finger to no avail.
She's really hopeless huh... Poor Vel'Iza...
Okay, this is it, she's prepared. Like super duper prepared for this... She is going to pull out her finger quick and senseless as possible.
"That looks bad, Vely-chan."
(Seems like it, K6-chan.)
Then pull...!
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The moment she tried to pull out, Gena's mouth opened so do her eyes. The world seemed to slow down as Vel'Iza's gaze met Gena's half-opened eyes.
Lo and behold... it was at this moment that Vel'Iza knew... she effed up.
Due to the momentum, Vel'Iza also ended up pulling Gena with her arm that the bot lays own. After that, Gena was above Vel'Iza in a very compromising distance of millimeter between them.
"That's... actually pretty good." K6 muttered audibly.
(Uh-huh, fanservice really.)
Gena stared down at Vel'Iza' with their eyes. Everything seems black around them as the older woman (a freaking Voidion) seemed to be entranced at Gena's pair of dark and bright orange-yellow eyes. Those eyes remind of her of a certain fox back at the League.
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"Oh! Octupos-san! May I grab your tentacles and... let me have some fun~"
"No."
"Aww come on~ don't be shy, I will slowly... eat you up~"
That sounds quiet terrifying.
"N-No, so please go away, miss Ahri, you're scaring me..."
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Back at her, she has only one thing in her mind, and it was rotating around her head.
'Now what?'
The oblivious purple haired woman have no idea what to do next, or what follows.
Suddenly, the air grew heavy and Vel'Iza's breathing ragged with cheeks turning pink. Her bright eyes were undeniably irresistible as she stared at Gena, whose eyes were slowly opening bigger.
And then her eyes began to get wider the longer she stared at Vel'Iza with those eyes, so the blonde bot couldn't help but turned into a tomato instantly.
Truth to be told, Vel'Iza were just running out of breath. She felt like as if she swam through the Void for over a century. Incredibly, the skin she was using in now is resilient and durable. It proved to be much useful than she initial-
"KYAAAH!"
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... Welp, there goes the morning issue she tried to avoid.
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Gena let out a biiiig and loooong sigh, if anything, her nonexistent soul might come out of her mouth sighing as well. Her eyebrow raising up as she looked at the new girl who were lapping on the plate of food like a hungry dog.
"Woah! Delicious!" K6 said happily as her antenna wiggle on her head. She had that amazing expression that tells someone that she will be a good poster girl for any restaurant out there.
"K6! My my, you are dirty. What a rascal you always."
Vel'Iza said as she picked a tissue from an outnowhere existence and crept close to her friend. She then pressed said tissue on K6's cheek where there is a leftover piece of rice and started to wipe the girl's cheek.
"Yada! Yada! I wanted to eat more!"
"No. Bad K6! We are strangers in this apartment and we should not be freeloaders."
Saitama sweat dropped at that sentence as he simply watched the two before lookout over at Gena. "Oi, Gena, eat up and get healthy." He then paused before noticing one thing. "Oh, sorry, you're a robot."
The Demoness Cyborg merely raised her hand and waved like it was nothing.
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THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS!
W-Who is this petite girl?! Where did she came from and why - though she's cute, wait, that's not the problem here!
Gena had to focus herself or else she might end up getting haywire again as she slapped her cheek slightly.
It was only 9 AM, and oh boy just an hour ago her day was already ruined. Though, Gena wasn't sure if it was a bad thing. If anything... it felt cozy.
The Demoness Cyborg could not help but turned red once again before she made her way to the makeshift table and began eating right away. Saitama, meanwhile, blinked for a bit before making a shock expression.
"Y-You CAN eat!" He said, something about that tells something useless. He then turned his attention to Vel'Iza who was finished wiping off the dirt in K6's face and was eating elegantly right now.
"Say, I didn't know you have friends. That's cool." He said as he sip a coffee.
"Yes, though friend might be too much, it is close to that." The Eye of the Void replied as she bit of her mayo sandwich, which she then let out a moan of delight from the sweet delicacy given to her to compensate for such a loud morning.
"Umai~"
"Hey! What do you mean 'too much'?! Don't you know that I keep on looking for you, shouldn't you be grateful instead?!" K6 said, angrily waving her scythe-arm at Vel'Iza.
Saitama gulped down whatever he was eating before thanked the food. He then turned to Gena and said. "Gena, can you please take this-"
Before he noticed the blonde bot making a scary expression at the two women before turning at him, now bright and happy. "Yes, what is it, Master?"
"Um, yes, put these to the kitchen."
As Gena took the plates, Saitama decided to talk about something important. This is it, this is something he wanted to talk to Vel'Iza but he could not bring it because he always forgot about it. But now that he remembered it, he will say it now.
Saitama coughed, gaining the attention of Vel'Iza and K6 (whilst Gena also did, as his expression shifted. His face turned serious and sharp. This made the Voidions turned at him and quietly sat down to listen to what he was about to say.
"You..."
They gulped at what about he was going to say before Saitama raised a hand.
"...do you wanted to work at the Hero's Association?"
They then heard a noise from the kitchen that sounds like Gena slipping. Saitama called out if she was fine and the Demoness Cyborg hastily, while stuttering in the process, that she was fine.
"Phew, that's good." The bald man said before turning to the two Voidions. "If you joined being a hero, you would be cool like me."
"Hero... Hero, huh?" Vel'Iza put a finger on her chin as she thought hard about it.
"Hmmm," K6 hummed before replying back. "Sure why not?"
They heard Gena slipped again but it was replaced by Vel'Iza's question.
"Why? Aren't you supposed to be hunting right now?" The Void Seeker said, eating her own bread nicely. Something that Saitama found pleasant in her image as a human (at least) instead of a robot.
K6 leaned backwards before lying on her back, though she have problems while doing so. She then replied back saying. "Maybe. Maybe not?"
"That... That doesn't make sense."
"Yeah, like your existence."
Vel'Iza was caught surprised at that answer as she looked at K6 with disbelief. Saitama failed to recognized the silence as he asked seconds from Gena, said blonde robot noticed that the Eye of the Void was having a troubled look. She was about to say something to break that ice before Vel'Iza looked back at Saitama.
"Say, why do you suggest we should go to the Hero Association, Summoner?" The Void Seeker asked, avoiding facing the Void Hunter who was still laying on the floor, with her predatory gaze leering through the woman near her.
Ignoring the title given to him, Saitama replied the best he could come up from his experience. "Because my hobby is being a hero for fun."
"So you became a hero... for fun?" Vel'Iza asked, curious and mildly surprised.
"So, wanna join?"
Vel'Iza blinked a few times before thinking hard once again. Her thoughts was then interrupted when K6 yawned loudly as she picked herself up and put her scythed-arms by her sides.
"Let's go, human! Show us the way on how being a hero was just a hobby."
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Looks like they have something to do today.
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They then returned back after the Voidions were kicked out.
Okay, maybe it's not enough, so, I have an Omake here too!
It was inspired to me by this person in the review section, thanks to him.
It's dating between the Champions and Saitama!
Because I turned Vel'Koz into a girl, so I might as well turned all guys into girls as well so you can also suggest male characters (with female makeshift name) to have a date with Saitama. Oh, not to mention, either the original skin or other skins. Only one suggestion please, and I will pick the best for the next chapter.
So, for the mean time, it will be me who will first start this.
French Maid Nidalee and Saitama No-Last-Name-Given
In a room filled with illuminating crystals of blue and sometimes pink. An expensive as hell-looking chandelier hanging from the ceiling. In the center of the room, there was a circular table and a pair of chairs facing across each other.
Saitama, dressed in a suit, sat on the chair as he looked around. He honestly do not where he was but he accepted a coupon that says 'Free Food with a Date Friend' and then suddenly he was here. Well, he will be honest to himself that free food is kinda good too so he won't have to buy in the market and he could finally save some money.
"Thanks for waiting, master!"
He looked to the side to see a door swung hard open to see a black haired young woman with fair skin dressed in a French Maid Outfit carrying a silver tray over her. She looked at Saitama and asked. "Are you hungry, master?"
Saitama simply smiled as he answered back. "Not yet, and thank you for your hospitality."
The maid nodded before he skipped towards the table and put down the tray. The tray has a lemon juice in a glass and a plate with rice, a fried chicken and gravy all over the rice.
'Western food, huh.' Saitama thought as the maid bowed before him before saying.
"Goodluck with your date, master."
As soon as she finished saying that, another person came in and this time it was a young man that has a pale skin with red slicked, brushed-backward hair dressed in a butler suit. He was carrying to rather large tray and Saitama saw a big pile of cooked meat on it.
"Ah, put that on the other side."
"Yes, I know, now let's get out of here."
The butler put the large tray opposite to where Saitama was. The butler also bowed before him before he and the maid exited. Saitama looked at them one last time before the door close. He simply stayed for a moment before he clapped his hands to thanked for the food.
But before he could start, he saw another young woman appeared and she was also dressed in French Maid outfit. But this time, her hair was tied into a single tail and she was also holding a long spear. Her skin were darker and her black hair tied into a ponytail.
Is this his date partner? Well, he can't deny that she's good looking.
Saitama looked at her and said. "Good day to you, I'm Saitama, your date friend."
Nidalee looked back at the human before she sniffed. Something got her smell as she closed he green eyes before she leaned forward to Saitama. "I smell something... delicious~"
The beast lady lightly growled at the Hero who nervously looked at the other places. "Um, hopefully it's not me, miss."
Nidalee, however, did not mind him as she slowly inched closer to him. The closer she got, however, made Saitama sweat uncomfortable. Fortunately, he immediately noticed where she was aiming at.
He looked back at his plate before looking at his fried chicken. It took her two or three takes to finally get what she wanted. He lifted the chicken up and said. "Wanted some of this?"
Nidalee eyed him with her preyful eyes before she opened her mouth and quickly bite the fried meat. Saitama let go of it as the beastly woman enjoy her meal.
The Hero Saitama simply watched the woman eat his share before he looked back in front of his food. Though he did what he thought was "gentleman" enough, it was still his food and, due to his current poverty-looking situation: he also needs food.
So as to not alarm the woman, Saitama immediately grabbed a piece of fried meat from the woman's table. Fortunately, he grabbed a meaty one so he just put it on his table. A minute later, Saitama heard a strong gulp as he looked back to see the woman holding only bones of what's left in her food.
"Have a seat." Saitama invited her.
Nidalee simply didn't mind but before she could go to her seat, she nuzzled her face close to Saitama's arm as she purred at him. The Hero raised his eyebrow in confusion and was about to ask something before he was interrupted.
"Shhhh, thanks for the meal." Nidalee sultry said as she went to her seat.
There, throughout the course, Saitama enjoyed his free food while at the same time marbled at the ferocity of the woman on how she ate her all-meat food.
In the end though, nothing uneventful aside a small cubes of fried meat scattered around the place.
Another two staff entered the room to clean the mess which later on the same maid from the start shows up and gave Saitama another ticket for his next visit. He greatly took it without question.
As he and Nidalee exited the place, the beast woman nuzzled close to him again followed by a purr. While Saitama felt a little uncomfortable, he let her be anyway. Before long, the two parted ways.
The End.