'Of course Sun managed to keep his abs. Stupid sexy Sun,' Neptune thought to himself as he saw his boyfriend after far too long. It only made him more aware of how tight his jacket and dress shirt were around his recently acquired pot belly. He knew that the quarantine and lockdown wouldn't be amazing for his figure, but he was quietly hoping that other people would be in the same boat. But, of course, Sun was as fit as ever, and wearing his shirt open like always to show it off. Neptune did his best to suck in his gut and put on a cool smile.
"Neptune! Dude, so good to see you again!" Sun cheered, going in for a hug, before stopping himself. "Wait, are hugs cool? I kinda missed a lot of that stuff."
'Jackpot,' Neptune thought, relieved that he could dodge that bullet. "Uh, no, I don't think they are," he lied. It was actually totally cool, but fortunately he was dating the most oblivious man in the world, apparently.
"Right, gotcha, no hugs," Sun said, pointing a pair of fingerguns at Neptune. "Looks like the lockdown treated you well," he added with a grin. Neptune's tanned face went a touch red.
"I-I-I don't know what you're talking about," Neptune got out after freezing up for a moment.
"I saw you sucking that gut in. And there's more to it than that," Sun pointed out. "Like this," he said, squeezing the beginnings of one of Neptune's love handles. Neptune jumped at the touch, forgetting to suck his stomach in, making it push out against his jacket. A shiver ran up his spine. This was weird and he… liked it?
"U-uh, and what else?" Neptune said, trying and failing to keep his cool, yet still trying to keep Sun going.
"Well, you're turning those jeans into skinny jeans," Sun mentioned. "And then there's these," he added, grabbing at Neptune's softened chest, his fingers squishing the layer of fat through Neptune's top and making Neptune's heart race. Apparently Sun was more observant than Neptune gave him credit for, and maybe Neptune wasn't as observant as he thought, if he hadn't noticed until now that Sun was into this.
"Uh, m-maybe we should get food delivered to your place," Neptune got out through his flusteredness. Maybe letting himself go through quarantine wasn't such a bad thing after all.