Pokky was a simple fellow, he was a spork made by lord Scaryman. Except he was different from the rest of his kin, for Pokky was kind and told funny jokes. Pokky liked to stick to lord Scaryman's side, much to the villain's annoyance.

"Pokky, don't FUCKING touch that!"

He'd yell, but Pokky never listened, as he wasn't very smart and thus didn't usually think about the consequences of his actions. One day he'd managed to catapult himself into a tree, another time he'd accidentally impaled himself with his masters knife. Scaryman had tried to get rid of the incompetent plastic waste on several different occasions, but eventually gave up. It seemed the soft eyed nuisance was near indestructible and always returned to the older mans side at the end of the day.

Then one day the scallion heard of a young boy named Toto who'd acquired his old bean and was wandering around with a bunch of idiots in the woods. He'd sent his armies to hunt them down, but eventually the child ended up stumbling into his camp unscathed.

Scaryman had been ready to take the bean back and finally rule the world, until he heard a familiar voice.

"You're wrong, Scaryman!"

It was his ex-boyfriend, Billboy! And the CRAP had the nerve to ram into him like a deranged chicken! Pokky watched from a far as Scaryman hit the ground, he wasn't at all happy that his master was being treated so badly. For once the little spork began to feel anger rise in his soul, but then one of his brothers offered him cookies. he liked cookies! And was then calm again.

In the end all turned out well, Scaryman was "redeemed" (No.) and the Toto kid learned some lesson or whatever. Pokky wasn't really paying attention as his eyes were now blue and he wanted to tell master all about it! The other sporks seemed happy, Scaryman kinda felt like he'd just been pushed to the side as if he was seriously unimportant now and it made him upset.

Eventually, at sunset that very day, Billboy approached his ex-boyfriend.

"Scaryman."

"Yes?"

"You're an Asshole."

The asparagus then walked away, leaving his scallion lover to stare at the ground. Scaryman went back to his tent he'd set up near the village, but stopped when he noticed a strangely dressed and oddly handsome veggie awaiting him.

"Sup."

Clyde said, his cool black sunglasses glinted in the warm light of the candle.

"Uh... Hello?"

Scaryman questioned, confused and a little aroused.

"Stay the fuck away from my Archibalds."

Then with a confused blink the strange, attractive, handsome and cool asparagus was gone. Scaryman was a little confused and now questioning his sanity, but his cold dead heart didn't really care about anything anymore and he just decided to crash for the night. About an hour into his sleeping he woke slightly as something shifted in bed with him.

"I'll be your Billboy, master~"

Pokky breathed into his ear as he stroked the scallions side gently.

Scaryman screamed.