(This is the original one. If you want to watch the Kirby edition right away, skip this)
SMG3:
Sorry Lads
games ending early
I'm a power-hungry man in a bit of a hurry
With all these rules you expect me to comply? Here's a rule called YOU'RE GONNA DIE
SMG4:
You can't even compete
So try and hit delete
While we kick your ass to this really sick beat
The worst you could do is wright a mean tweet
So shut up and just admit defeat
Mario:
It's SMG3 youtuber wannabe
A big disappointment guarantee
Still a huge failure with all your plans
Just shut up, go home
and make an OnlyFans
SMG3:
How dare you
This is war
It's time to even the score
Your painful deaths are overdue
Come and attack them all my crew
Rob:
I am a chad
Cause I eat corn
You're a virgin
Who just views porn
Bob:
What I watch is a mystery
Cause I clear my internet history
Luigi:
You guys are all fake
You have no appeal
While people love Weegee
L is real
Anti-Shroomy:
A green inbred
With a pear-shaped head?
Yeah no thanks
I'd rather be dead
Belle:
We're next gen
You're old news
We get much more YouTube views
Tari:
You're so mean
And as cold as ice
Aw, sorry, that wasn't very nice
SMG3:
OK ENOUGH
my ears are stinging
Too much singing
Not enough killing!
killing killing killing…
Meggy: (singing)
Woah, Woah oh oh oh oh oh,
Woah oh oh oh oh…
Guys, please stop fighting
There's only one true foe, using you to grow
it's SMG3
Mario:
Using them for his own gain?
OOH MEGGY you big brain!
Meggy:
Thanks, Red, I'm sure they're nervous
Mario:
No problem Meggy at your service
Saiko:
Yeah he doesn't care about you!
Whimpu:
He promised me a big waifu
Fishy Boopkins:
To all of you, I bet he's so rude!
Rob:
Oh my god that's totally true dude
Jubjub:
Jub Jub, jub jub jub!
Luigi doll: Weegee weegee weegee
SMG4:
That's right
He's really not that slick…
He's just a massive prick
SMG3:
You guys can't honestly believe these clowns
I'm one of the nicest guys in town!
I'm always showing love and humanity
With some good ol' fashion verbal profanity!
Mario:
Sorry man, I'll make this fast
No one likes a man with a stick up his ass
SMG4:
Alright people, time to quiz
find out who he really is!
Belle:
You treat your workers with no respect!
SMG3:
You guys don't earn it, last I checked!
Meggy:
Ooh sorry, that's not helping your case
Try again with a little more grace!
Anti-Shroomy:
You promised us wealth and fame!
SMG3:
I don't recall making that claim!
Mario:
It's over bro, time for our demise
Everyone sees straight through your damn lies!
SMG3:
FINE, I don't need any of you swine
The power of the remote will be all mine!
Mario:
A manipulative lying piece of trash,
SMG4:
Who's life is about to end in a crash!
Mario:
And I'm pretty sure the world can agree
SMG4:
That man's name is SMG3!