Dark Meta Knight:
Sorry Lads
games ending early
I'm a power-hungry man in a bit of a hurry
With all these rules you expect me to comply?
Here's a rule called YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Meta Knight:
You can't even compete
So try and hit delete
While we kick your ass to this really sick beat
The worst you could do is wright a mean tweet
So shut up and just admit defeat
King Dedede:
It's Dark Meta Knight, whatever he will be
Still a big disappointment guarantee
A huge failure with all your plans
Just shut up, go home
and cry to your fans
Dark Meta Knight:
How dare you
This is war
It's time to even the score
Your painful deaths are overdue
Come and attack them all my crew
Gim:
I am a chad
Since I was born
You're a virgin
Who just views porn
NESP:
What I watch is a mystery
Cause I clear my internet history
B.W. Dee:
You guys are all fake
You have no appeal
While people love me
cuz' I am real
Marx:
A short little guy
With a bandana on his head?
Yeah no thanks
I'd rather be dead
Flamberge:
We're next gen
You're old news
We get much more YouTube views
Francisca:
You're so mean
And as cold as ice
Aw, sorry, that wasn't very nice
Dark Meta Knight:
OK ENOUGH
my ears are stinging
Too much singing
Not enough killing!
killing killing killing…
Susie: (singing)
Woah, Woah oh oh oh oh oh,
Woah oh oh oh oh…
Guys, please stop fighting
There's only one true foe, using you to grow
it's Dark Meta Knight!
King Dedede:
Using them for his own gain?
Oh, Susie, you have a big brain!
Susie:
Thanks, King, I'm sure they're nervous
King Dedede:
No problem Susie, that's my purpose
Kirby #1:
Yeah he doesn't care about you!
Kirby #2:
He promised me a big waifu
P.W. Dee:
To all of you, I bet he's so rude!
Gim:
Oh my god that's so true my dude
Korby:
Poyopoyo poyo poyo!
Kirby#3: Poyo poyo poyo
Meta Knight:
That's right
He's really not that slick…
He's just a massive prick
Dark Meta Knight:
You guys can't honestly believe these clowns
I'm one of the nicest guys in town!
I'm always showing love and humanity
With some good ol' fashion verbal profanity!
King Dedede:
Sorry man, I'll make this fast
No one likes a man with a stick up his ass
Meta Knight:
Alright people, time to quiz
find out who he really is!
Flamberge:
You treat your workers with no respect!
Dark Meta Knight:
You guys don't earn it, last I checked!
Susie:
Ooh sorry, that's not helping your case
Try again with a little more grace!
Marx:
You promised us wealth and fame!
Dark Meta Knight:
I don't recall making that claim!
King Dedede:
It's over, man, time for our demise
Everyone sees straight through your damn lies!
Dark Meta Knight:
FINE, I don't need any of you swine
The power of evilness will be all mine!
King Dedede:
A manipulative lying piece of trash,
Meta Knight:
Who's life is about to end in a crash!
King Dedede:
And I'm pretty sure everyone saw our fight,
Meta Knight:
That man's name is Dark Meta Knight!