"Do you have a bathroom?" Cecil asked the tired bartender"Yeah, but it's occupied." He said, pointing at the bathroom, which had someone throwing up in it "..Ew" Cecil gagged,throw up was so gross. It was getting hard to contain himself, he REALLY needed to go now. "Oh god." He whined. "What's up with you?" Moe asked with a quizzical expression. "N-nothing," Cecil yelped,"is there a ladies bathroom?" Cecil asked, really desperate for a place to urinate."What are you, a girl?" Moe snarked, causing cecil to grow in frustration. The anger was only enough to distract Cecil for a short amount of time, and he was back to struggling to hold it in. That's when Cecil had an awful idea. Something he'd never imagine doing. "Can I get a beer?" He asked, looking at the bartender. "Sure, but wouldn't drinking be worse for your situation?"Moe objected "Just give me a damn beer" Cecil lashed out, not wanting to feel any more embarrassed than he already did. Cecil gripped onto the mug of beer, though he usually never drank beer, he needed to for what he wanted to do, so he chugged half of it felt his face burn up, he couldn't believe what he was about to do. He put the mug under the table, unzipped his pants, and did it. He peed IN THE MUG. Moe was too distracted to know, and nobody else really noticed but it was all the while still
embarrassing. God, he never thought he would stoop this low. He zipped up his pants, and shakily placed the mug on the tabletop. No one knew what he had just done. He just sat there,still shaken by the dread and humility of his own doing. He was too stuck in his thoughts of self-hate to realize someone was walking towards him,it was the local drunk, he'd never really talked to him due to his lack of class, but now he couldn't really avoid it. "Heyy are you going to drink that?!" the drunk slurred, Cecil panicked, not knowing what to say, he was in shock, he couldn't even speak. Before he could intervene the man chugged down the beer, Cecil couldn't move. He was shaking, that didn't just happen. There's NO WAY that just happened. It did, someone UNKNOWINGLY just drank his urine. Cecil felt sick. Really really sick. So sick that he felt light headed, before he knew, he passed out.
"Wow, it was only half a beer too."