AUTHOR'S NOTES:
Hey guys! I am so sorry about the delayed update for this fanfic. Hopefully I can continue to provide some new updates to this story and some of my other stories as well.
Anyway, enjoy this chapter. This song was so much fun to write :)
Six weeks had passed since the voyage began. Right now, the ship was sailing slowly across the water, since now it was running on fuel and for five days, there hadn't been a single breath of wind. The heat was strong and it was starting to drive the crew mad.
"It's been six weeks since we left Amity Park." Josh, one of the sailors spoke, trying to keep himself cool from the heat.
"Five days since we had a breeze." Midget Ghost said.
Suddenly all of them began to feel strange. Josh got up and started shaking uncontrollably as he shouted, "Oh no! I got the madness! I GOT CABIN FEVER!"
"I GOT IT TOO!" Midget Ghost suddenly shouted as he joined Josh in his madness.
Suddenly, the entire crew started doing crazy, weird things as they too felt the madness of cabin fever. Lydia had smoke coming out of her ears and her tattoos tried to cool her down.
LYDIA
I got cabin fever!
It's burning in my brain!
Amorpho started changing into random animals, objects and people thanks to cabin fever.
AMORPHO
I got cabin fever!
It's driving me insane!
ALL
We got cabin fever!
We're flipping our bandanas
Been stuck at sea so long that we have simply gone bananas!
Suddenly everyone had changed into different colourful costumes, like it was one huge fiesta! Even Ghostwriter, Jazz, Tucker and Damon had caught the cabin fever and the entire crew continued to act all loopy.
AMORPHO, MIDGET GHOST, GHOSTWRITER
We! We! We!
We got cabin fever!
We lost what sense we had!
We got cabin fever!
We're all going mad!
Ember suddenly had a cowgirl hat on and began playing a country guitar, and her band had violins as the rest of the group that was dancing around them, danced to her instructions. One of the crew even started spinning a ghost around on a wheel, all tied up.
EMBER
Grab your partner by the ears
Lash him to the wheel
Do-si-do! Step on his toe
Listen to him squeal!
She stepped on someone's toe, making them squeal in pain. The couples continued to dance as Ember instructed.
Allemande left, allemande right
It's time to sail or sink
Swing your partner over the side
And drop him in the drink. Hehe!
The couples did what Ember said. They literally swung their partners over the side of the boat and dropped them in the water. They truly have gone crazy!
Desiree and a pirate skeleton sat together with cups of tea and underneath them, were leavers, leading to dynamite.
DESIREE AND SKELETON PIRATE
We've got cabin fever
No 'ifs', 'and's' or 'buts'
We're disoriented
And demented
And a little nuts
They both pushed the levers down and a bright explosion was seen. Sitting on one of the railings was the skeleton parrot, a goat and Vortex, dressed up like it was Octoberfest.
SKELETON PARROT, VORTEX AND GOAT
Ach du lieber, volkswagen car (Yo-del-ay-dee-hee)
Sauerbraten, wienerschnitzel
Und a wunderbar- (Yo-del-ay-dee-hoo)
HUMAN CREW
We were sailing
Sailing
The wind was on our side.
The humans stood in front of a coffin as smoke appeared from it. Suddenly Really Old Ghostie popped out, like he was a vampire or something.
REALLY OLD GHOSTIE
And then it died
Undergrowth and Nocturn stood next to each other, right in front of a dancing cactus.
NOCTURN
I got cabin fever!
I think I lost my grip!
UNDERGROWTH
I like to get my hands on whoever wrote this script
Suddenly, Tucker came along wearing a dress and a wig and started playing the ukeleli and even started singing. Earning strange looks from everyone, but hey, that's what happens when cabin fever catches you.
TUCKER
I was floating in the tropic moon
And dreaming of a blue lagoon
Now I'm as crazy as a loon!
Huge lights could be seen from the ship as everyone on deck continued to dance and act crazy!
ALL
Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard
This once proud vessel has become a floating psycho ward
We were sailing
Sailing
Heading who knows where?!
And now though we're all here, we're not all there!
They continued to dance, act crazy, throw stuff in the air and with one final pose, they all screamed, "CABIN FEVER! AH!"
Suddenly the wind had returned and washed away all their madness. All of them felt really confused as they realised it was just the madness of cabin fever, making them think they were doing all those crazy things. Shaking it off as nothing, they all returned back to the duties.
