Let's weave a web of beauty.
Naruto walked into the room, noticing Kakashi drinking in the corner.
"What boy?" The gray haired man growled.
"Haha your dad is dead I bet alcohol soothes the wound for you."
"Shut up boy I hate you and your life."
Naruto decided he should start smoking twenty packs a day after that.
"My dad's dead." Naruto said.
"My dad is dead!" Kakashi sobbed.
"Haha I triggered you my dad could kill your dad."
"Your dad's dead."
"Haha my dad's dead." Naruto retorted.
The End