As Oliver Charles strolled into his Parliamentary office he let out a loud deep fart, his secretary looked up at him in disgust, but he showed no signs of caring. He strolled over to his desk and sat down, in doing so he let out another deep fart.
BrrfraAPT Pharzeeee!
His gut was rumbling, with his shirt being stretched by his chubby stomach. As no-one was around; he unbuckled his belt to give his belly some breathing space. 'I hate wearing these tight clothes, I want to get out of them and be fully naked!'
BrrfraAPT Pharzeeee! Pharrzzzeee! Blpt!
Now that he was more relaxed, he grabbed the newspaper of his desk and started to read of it, the front page had a picture of two fishermen who had claimed that they have video footage of an alien space craft crashing into the North Sea. Olive laughed at this why, 'why would anyone believe such rubbish', but before he could carry on reading, an email popped up on his computer screen. The email was from the transport department, it required Oliver being minister of transport to sign off on some projects, but instead of replying to it, he simply ignored it, he couldn't be bothered with it, 'this is such a boring job' he thought to himself. 'so what if I don't reply, it's not like I'll lose my job!'.
When Oliver Charles had got himself into politics, he had learnt that if he wanted power he'd need to blackmail and bullies others, even the Prime Minister! After learning that Oliver shared the same mistress as the Prime Minister, he threatened to sell pictures of them together to the newspapers. As a result the Prime Minister gave him the position of Secretary of State for Transport.
Oliver looked at his watch, it was nearing 5 o'clock he was meant to stay at the office until 6, but decided to leave now. He was excided, he had 'meeting' later on that evening with his mistress. He couldn't wait to see her as he had a little surprise for her. The thought of this made him let out another fart.
BrrfraAPT Pharzeeee! Pharrzzzeee! Blpt! BrrfraAPT Pharzeeee! Pharrzzzeee! Blpt!
He did up his trousers and headed towards the train station.