A/N: This is a joke, don't come me-
Chapter 1
Draco sat down on the Hogwarts express next to the boys. Further down the train, Harry sat with Neville and Ginny next to a girl who was already in the compartment. Draco blushed and looked away as his face turned red when he saw the girl with her book and spectrospects.
"Who are you looking at?" Said Pansy maddy.
"Just Potter," Draco smirked. "You wanna go bully him?"
"Yes, let's go," Crabbe said happily. They stod up as the train was nearing Hogwarts and walked across the aisle to Harry's compartment.
"I hate you." Draco said with hatred.
"I hate you too." Harry said standing up to fight.
"Guys!" The girl said standing up to pull Harry back. "Don't fight, he's not worth it."
"Fine Luna." Harry sat back down but glared at Draco. Draco couldn't look away, She was just too beautiful and know he knew her name.
~~~Later in the Slytherin doretory~~~~~~~~~~
Draco layed in bed as he thought about Luna Lovegood. Luna is such a pretty name. Draco thought. I have to let her know how I feel, but she's always with Harry, so I can't get a chance with her alone. Suddenly, Draco got an idea. He got up abruptly and left the dormitory to go find Luna. He hid a pillowcase with sleeping draught potion behind his back. It was all dark, but he ran into Luna!
"What are you doing out here?" Luna gasped
"I could ask you the same." Draco retorted, and tehn, HE USED THE POTION ON HER AND KIDNAPPED LUNA!
Luna awoke in a cold room that was all dark.
"Where am I!" She shouted.
"I kidnapped you." Draco stated as he stepped out of the shadows. "It was the only way I could talk to you." Luna did not lick beig kidnapped! This was not godo. Draco untied her. "I love you, luna." Luna didn't know what to say, but she had Stockholm Syndrome.
"But, I'm sorry I kidnapped you-"
Luna reached forward and kissed him. Draco felt very happy, and he kissed her back.