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Chapter 5: Winding His Second Hand Down! Eugene's Redemption!
Last time, on "P Squad Adventures"...
Lala suddenly shoved the boys all out of the way, as she transformed into Cure Milky and did her speech and pose.
"Now... let's go!" She shouted to Eugene, who seemed to not be scared of her at all.
"One on one! Come at me, lun!"
Peyton got up from the ground.
"Think we should've called ourselves the Milky Squad?"
Socks frowned.
"That could also be made fun of, Pey."
"Whatever, Lala's taken herself up as our leader, dude! It's our best shot!"
Eric pointed at the author.
"Do... something! Cue the battle music! It can be any battle music, I don't care!"
The Author cued...
The Cash Cash vs. Jun Senoue remix of "Super Sonic Racing" from Sonic R.
"...That will have to do."
[CUE - CASH CASH VS. JUN SENOUE - SUPER SONIC RACING RMX]
Eugene and Cure Milky rushed forth, as they clashed fists and feet.
Hand to glove.
High heel to dress shoe.
Eugene was, astonishingly, strong enough to fight against a Pretty Cure.
Cure Milky clashed fists and feet with him more, as she managed to kick Eugene in the chin, but he grabbed her high heeled foot, as his eyebrows lowered, as he "mwehehe"'d.
"There is no imperturbability for satanic evil. It's notwithstanding, that it's time for action!"
He threw her at the ground.
"BEGONE, WITCH!"
Cure Milky landed on the ground roughly, and paused.
But got up like she was not injured at all.
Socks peered at Eric.
"So... you think it's time for her attack sequence?"
Eric nodded as he looked at his watch.
"Just about..."
Cure Milky started doing her Milky Shock attack.
"Now."
Cure Milky's Star Color Pendant started shining, and created a large teal heart, that the star on her headband absorbed.
"Wh-What are you doing?" Eugene asked, backing up, trying to avoid the attack the best he could.
But Cure Milky didn't answer.
Cure Milky spun around to charge the energy, and then...
Sparks came shooting out of her antennae to electrocute Eugene.
Eugene let out a shrill yelp in pain, and then fell to his knees on the ground.
Peyton cheered.
"You go, Lala!" He pumped his fist.
Cure Milky looked back at her teammates, smiling, then walked over to Eugene.
Eugene knelt on the ground, while Lala put one foot on his neck.
"Decontaminate me, gentlewoman of the Milk-and-water Way's light, as I have sinned. I am not a straightforward devotionalist of God, as I have said previously, and I am impecunious to repent."
Eugene looked up at her, with pleading baby blue eyes.
"Please... don't exterminate me."
Cure Milky was about to raise her leg to snap his neck, when Eugene continued pleading.
"Please, reconsider! I have enthusiastically procured past twentieth-century technicology that could be of an appropriateness to you and your team! I prognosticate I won't appropriate my physicotheology for quarrelsomeness against you and your friend's kinds anymore!"
Cure Milky lowered her leg, reconsidering her decision.
"You promise, lun?" She responded, glaring at him.
Eugene got up on his knees, and prayed.
"I promise! I'll be a will-preserving Christian now! I won't appropriate my physicotheology for quarrelsomeness anymore!"
Cure Milky turned back into Lala.
"If I had killed you, you would've gone to Hell, anyways. So I'm glad you're changing your tune, oyo!~"
Eugene sweated nervously, as Lala approached him.
"But I'm glad you did. I've learned a lot about Christians, and they believe in a good place called Heaven, as well. Maybe you'll get there yet."
The P Squad smiled, as Chum Chum clapped his hands.
"Yay!" Chum Chum squealed.
Socks raised his hand.
"Can I pull a Miss Tickle, and say a moral relating to this situation?"
The rest of the team didn't know who Miss Tickle was, but allowed him to say the moral anyways, as Socks looked at the "camera".
"The moral of the story is... Don't use your beliefs for hate against other people that don't deserve it. A lot of people don't deserve it, and they may become villains themselves by your actions. But sometimes, like Eugene here, they cause it themselves. There are bad Christians, as there are also good Muslims and Jewish people. It all depends upon the strength of your character, and how you treat yourself, and others. So basically... just be a good person, alright? The flippin' Bible even says to "love thy neighbour", and yet many don't listen."
He then looked at Eugene.
"So yeah. Kindness works."
He made a peace sign at the "camera".
"Any questions?"
The rest of the team, including the newly joined Eugene, looked at Socks.
"That's some real stuff you said, bro." Peyton responded, moved by his words.
Suddenly...
A portal opened, as Kaz, Tom and Sarah came out, shocking Peyton.
"Kaz? Tom? Sarah?" Peyton asked, in utter dismay.
"What are you three doing here?"
Kaz chuckled.
"I could ask the same for you, Peyton."
Socks got up, smiling, holding his hands out.
"Hey, wanna join our team?"
Tom raised an eyebrow.
"Team? What team?"
They all looked at Lala, as Lala nodded.
"The Milky Squad." She announced.
Kaz, Tom and Sarah agreed, as the team all raised their fists.
"Milky Squad, unite!"
END CHAPTER FIVE
Next time, on "Milky Squad Adventures"...
Lala shrieked as she narrowly avoided getting pummeled by the raging Sgt. Snorkel, as Socks and Peyton rolled down the hill, yelling in fear.
Peyton blushed, as he touched Socks' binded chest.
"Dude, did we just fall in love?"