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NOTE: The harem action won't get started until around chapter 40, so you gotta go through 19 chapters more of this stuff.

Also, there will be three harems corresponding to the character's age groups.

So one for 13 to 17 (Peyton's), one for under 13 (Kyle's) and one for over 17 (Beetle's).

Because I may be writing a harem fic, technically, but DANGIT! I HAVE STANDARDS!

ALSO: My goal is to make this story be up to 52 chapters... or more. ;3

Chapter 21: Soaring Through The Sky! Enter Eagle Haze!

"Klinger, you were meant to be watching the patient! What do you mean he's escaped?!" Hawkeye exclaimed in utter shock.

Klinger babbled incoherently as everyone stood around him.

BJ sighed, peering over at Hawkeye.

"I think it was a surprise to him, too, Hawk."

Hawkeye was incredulous.

"The General's out on a trip, and we're probably gonna get a dead teenager from who knows where on the war memorial! I'll be given a Section 8! I'll be kicked out! I can't stand it!"

Klinger realized how distraught Hawkeye was, and frowned.

"I'll find him." He stated, softly.

Before anyone could answer, Klinger pushed through the group, and rushed off.

Sarah and Elena had been brought to the M*A*S*H world to try and find Klay and Cosmo.

And were having no luck so far, as they were cruising around in a helicopter they had been supplied (read: stolen) from the US Army.

Suddenly, they heard a loud noise, which startled Sarah more then it did Elena.

"Elena! Jump it!" Sarah screeched, as Elena scrambled around the controls.

"Sarah-Stop it-I can't jump a flippin' helicopter!"

Sarah took the controls, shoving Elena aside, as she decided to take control of it herself.

"Hold on, Cosmo and Klay! We're coming!"

Elena hung onto the seat as Sarah piloted the helicopter like a wild maniac.

Elena swore in Spanish under her breath as Sarah piloted the helicopter down right to the battlefield.

Klay had indeed escaped the 4077th, and was now limping around on his good leg, as fast and as swiftly as he could.

Suddenly, he had heard Cosmo's voice.

"Klay, get back to the base." Cosmo ordered him.

"Wh-" Klay looked over to him, seeing Cosmo glaring at him.

"Now." Cosmo said in the tone of an angry parent.

The helicopter with Sarah and Elena in it landed a few feet away from Klay and Cosmo.

"What the flip are you two doing?!" Elena shouted, getting out of the helicopter.

"You two are in the middle of a war zone! Why'd you end up here?!"

Klay was about to speak, when...

Another shuriken flew at them...

As a red light shone in Sarah's heart as she got out of the helicopter, she raised her hand up to grab the shuriken out of the air.

A red pillar of light erupted from her, knocking the three of them back.

Sarah raises up her fist like a protestor, and yells "Fly like an Eagle! Eagle Haze, activate!"

And then, Sarah's Eagle Device appears on a red background.

And then she slashes her Eagle Card across the device, making the Chaotic logo appear on screen, and then it turns into a bunch of swirling white stars on a red, white and blue background, and then it transitions to the next scene.

Her Eagle Device snaps open, and flies around her as red ribbons fly out and cover her.

Upon being completely covered in the ribbons, Sarah tears her head out of the ribbons, as her hair turns red, and ties itself up into a ponytail, as her hair decorations appear.

She tears her arms out of the ribbons next, as her gloves and jacket sleeves appear.

She tears out her legs out of the ribbons next, as her skirt, boots and stockings appear, and she kinda dances a bit.

Finally, she tears the ribbons off of her with her hands, making the rest of her jacket, and her shirt, as well as her choker.

Her Eagle Device and Card turns into a bow, quiver and arrows, as they appear onto her.

She does her speech and pose.

"The Eagle of the Clouds! Eagle Haze, ready for service!"

Elena, in response, turned into Cure Soleil, and did her speech and pose, as Sarah, now christened as Eagle Haze, grabbed the shuriken right out of the air.

Klay shook a bit.

"You saved me, Sarah?"

His eyes widened.

"Why?"

Eagle Haze said nothing.

And just charged into battle, followed by Cure Soleil and Peacock Roulette.

Klay frowned, limping after them.

"You stupid sons of-"

Klinger had been searching all over for Klay, but didn't find him, no matter how hard he tried...

He patted the ground, checking for any landmines.

There were no landmines, but...

Klinger just narrowly avoided getting hit in the neck by a shuriken.

Klinger looked up, and saw the shuriken stuck to a telephone post.

And yelped real loud.

He stumbled backwards, as he suddenly felt a sharp blade slightly cut into his neck.

He saw a Japanese man with black hair and red eyes holding a shuriken up to his throat.

"Tell me the name of your God, you piece of crap."

Klinger held his hands up.

"I don't know what you're talking about! Don't hurt me!"

The man got up, as he glanced over Klinger.

"Some strange woman you are."

And then he ran away with his arms behind his back.

A pause.

"...Am I really that convincing as a woman?"

END CHAPTER TWENTY ONE

Next time, on Milky Squad Adventures...

Kyle pulled out a Magisword, as he smirked evilly.

RASPBERRY FLAN MAGISWORD! The announcer shouted.