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Chapter Twenty Two: He Won't Give Up On You! Pigeon Blazing Rises!
Klay was limping after the transformed heroes, but he had gotten exhausted.
And got exhausted.
Hitting the dusty ground.
He was awoken by tip of a frozen blade touched his throat, enough for him to feel the coldness, but not enough to make Klay's throat bleed.
He opened his eyes, glaring at...
The same man that Klinger saw earlier.
Klay chuckled.
"This feels familiar." He stated, confusing the man.
"How so?" The man asked in a soft voice, a terrifying light dancing in his eyes...
Which was...
Almost manic.
"You're robbing me at knifepoint, aren't you, mate?"
Klay smiled a bit nervously, giving a small... yet very nervous smile.
"A little compromise, mayhaps? Don't take my organs, if that's what you're after."
The man, a Uchiha, was about to shove the shuriken (not a knife) into Klay's throat, when...
A 13 year old child rushed into the room!
The two were confused.
Klay lowered his eyebrows.
"Kyle, go back to your room."
Kyle, in response, pulled out a Magisword, as he smirked evilly.
RASPBERRY FLAN MAGISWORD! The announcer shouted, his voice echoing through the dark room.
All Klay could hear next was the man, Sasuke, and his screams.
"And then he turned him into a raspberry flan and ate him, Plato!" Klay responded, leaning on his crutches.
"It was screwed up!"
Plato nodded, as Elena and Sarah walked past, and Klay glared at them, almost about to give the two girls a rude gesture, when Plato shook his head, lowering Klay's arm.
"Not now." He answered.
Klay grumbled, rolling his eyes.
"When is it ever time?" He asked Plato.
Plato felt ready to strangle him.
But he had to live with him.
Probably for a long time, too.
Vinnie frowned, as he followed Sarah around the base.
"Sorry I was late for my appearance, Sarah..."
He bowed, kneeling on one knee like a gentleman.
"I had some swings to deal with."
He meant "things", but Sarah knew that just the same.
She patted him on the head.
"No, it's fine. You were really brave, saving me out there without even a magical form, Vinnie."
Vinnie smiled, and blushed.
"Thank you, Sarah."
Sarah smiled.
"No, thank you."
Tom overheard this, and growled angrily.
"Kaz! Socks' friend is stealing my girl!"
Kaz sighed.
"Sarah wasn't even yours in the first place..."
He pushed up his glasses as Tom stormed off.
"Dang Malaproper! Stealing my flippin' girl!"
Kyle had been sent out on a mission...
Something simple, to get groceries for the team.
But with the Milky Squad...
Nothing is ever simple.
Especially because those dang Byogen again were trying to kill him.
Though he wasn't aware of this fact...
Guaiwaru, now wearing an eyepatch, raised up a hammer...
B O N K
Kyle stumbled to the ground, arms full of groceries.
He looked up, and held out his wand.
"Don't you dare do that to me again, dang you!"
As Guaiwaru was about to hit his head again...
A red and black light shined in Kyle's heart.
And a red and black pillar of light came forth, knocking Guaiwaru back.
"Not again!" He cried.
But no one would hear his cries and help.
Kyle raises up his fist like a protestor, and yells "Like a Pigeon, I am More then I Appear! Pigeon Blazing, Activate!".
And then, Kyle's Pigeon Device appears on an red and black background, and then he slashes his Pigeon Card across the device, making the Fanboy and Chum Chum logo appear on screen, and ice covers the screen and shatters.
Ice shards fly out of the device and surround the boy. The ice shards turn into red and black ribbons, and surround him, as Kyle does a real Sailor Moon-esque pose.
Kyle does some spins, and the ribbons go to the ground and shoot up into the air as flames fly out of the ground and fuse into his ribbons.
The camera pans up as he lands, as the ribbons turn into a halo of ice and flames, giving him his outfit as it goes up.
His hair then is styled by the halo, and he is given his hat, a fedora with pigeon feathers in it.
He does his speech and pose.
"Like a burning flame! I'm here to stay! Pigeon Blazing!"
He then summons up his weapon, a pair of nunchucks.
"Prepare to be obliterated."
Guaiwaru yelled as he got hit in the eyepatch by Kyle's nunchucks.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Kyle walked back to the Milky Squad base, looking exhausted.
"It's been a day, huh?" Kaz asked Kyle, who had just walked in the door with arms full of groceries.
Kyle placed the groceries on the table, smiling... but only slightly.
"You could say that, yes."
He huffed, and then went up to his room.
Kaz leaned over to Tom, who was forced to clean the floor by Beetle, and was on his knees, scrubbing the floor.
"How's the cleaning going?" Kaz asked Tom, smiling at his boyfriend slightly.
Tom grunted, his hair tied back in a small ponytail.
"That bad, huh?" Kaz chuckled.
Tom grunted again, looking mad.
"Okay, okay. I won't bother you again, Tom."
And then Kaz got up and left.
END CHAPTER TWENTY TWO