Andrew gulped nervously. I...I don't know...
Are you sure you want to be friends and not...kill me?.
Kill you? Ohh heavens no why would I want to do that?.
I mean...you killed a whole bunch of other people, didn't you? Andrew asked.
Yeah, but even I have my limits, now put it there. Meg said as she put her hand out to shake.
Megs smiled, now was her chance she couldn't plan with a distraction in her cell and she had to get rid of that distraction.
Andrew shakingly clasped hands with her.
H-Here goes n-nothing...
Andrew said nervously as he shook hands.
Hmm I'm kind of in the mood for a bite to eat, Megs said to herself.. staring at Andrews neck.
Hey...this isn't bad. Andrew thought to himself, calming down a bit.
Ya know Andrew sometimes there's a moment in ones life where's there's a distraction and the person needs to remove that distraction.
Wh-WHat do you mean?.
You'll understand soon enough my man hehhehhehhehehhehhehhehehHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA.
At that moment,
Andrew realized he was going to die.
A frightening Joker laugh like that nearly always meant it.
Megs roughly pushed Andrew onto the floor with both hands and then pounced on him like a big cat with its prey.
Ack! Let me go! Andrew shouted.
No hard feelings Andrew but I can't have you in here while I'm planning so ta ta.
Megs then sunk her teeth into his throat in a extremely feral manner and ripped it apart in a frenzy.
The cops in the security room reacted instantly.
Code red! Code red!
A cop shouted to everyone.
In a sickly humouress manner Megs then stuffed the ripped up neck flesh into Andrews ears and up his nose while howling with laughter.
One cop saw that and felt sick.
What do you think of my master piece?, she said holding up the dead body.
Megs was now considered so dangerous that she would need to be taken to solitary confinement and bundled up into a strait jacket.
A bunch of cops ran up to Meg's cell, preparing to bundle her in a strait jacket.
Oh hi boys in blue what did ya think of my latest performance?! HAAAHAHAHAAAAHEHHEHHEH.
We're getting you into a mental institution, right now! A cop said to her.
Sounds like my kind of place, she said.
The cops start dragging Meg away.
She giggled, cackled and laughed insanely attracting the attention of the more sane prisoners.
Geesh...Talk about going crazy. One sane prisoner said.
No matter how many times I get locked up I always escape hilarious isn't it!.
The police hurried and locked Meg in the back of the police van
Hey everything's all dark hehhehheh nice.
The van containing Meg then drove away.
Hmm am I dead?.. did I get sent to hell? Heh heh.
The police van then arrived at the place.
We stopped I guess that means where here now aint that right blue boys.
The back opens and the cops begin to pull Meg out.
Is this what being born feels like?, Megs giggled.
Geesh, This girl really is crazy. One cop complained.
Slicing up a woman, setting a whole school on fire, strangling a cop and biting a prisoner's throat off, is there anything she won't do? A 2nd cop asked.
I doubt it at this point. A 3rd cop answered.
I am planning on gassing a restaurant sometime in the future with my happy gas.
Who knows, let's just get that crazy person in there before anymore bad things happen. The first cop said.
Yes you better wanna do that.. I already feel the need for some death and pain, hehhhehhhehh.
That was a far more menacing laugh then the others.
The cops became disturbed by Meg's laughter and they both grabbed Meg and brought her in asap.
Helloooo everyone I'm your newest inmate I hope you all enjoy my company heeheeheehee, Megs called out to the other inmates.
The other inmates looked at Meg.
Crazy woman crazy woman she crazy, babbled one.
One inmate just laughed in an insane manner.
Megs saw she was being taken past the area with the other nutsos.
There she goes bye bye! A third insane person said while rocking herself back and forth.
Megs winked at her and made a suggestive growl.
She thought she was the Joker who is a man so that was no surprise.
Uh...why did that woman made a suggestive come on growl to that other woman? One cop asked another one.
Less questions the better. The leading cop said.
It only means something is really wrong with her. Another cop said.
Heh-heh what a insanity frosted cupcake.
The insane woman just kept giggling and rocking to herself.
Megs looked up at the cop that was dragging her.
Just so you know, we're putting you in solitary confinement. The cop told Meg.
Sounds peachy officer I do need my periods of alone time to think.
We're still going to have our eyes on you and have security cameras watching you.
Megs rolled her eyes.
These cops wouldn't stand a chance against one of the most feared criminals from Gotham
There was so many different ways that Megs could fool the cops.
The cops then proceed to lock Meg away.