The White Lord of Magic Redux, a harry potter fanfic

YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS DEAD BUT I WAS NOT I WAS TYPING STILL MAKING THE STORY AND FUCKING THE INDIAN HOUSEWIVES I WILL NEVER STOP DOING THIS BECAUSE I AM AMARJEET I WILL NOW USE MY REAL NAME BECAUSE I HAVBE PUBLISHED THE STORY FOR MONEY END I AM BIG CELEB IN INDIA NOW YES

GUPTA BASKAR

Harry Potter was a wizard loved by all, hated by few. No-one hated him more than his ghastly relatives. One day, he is told he's a wizard. But, not just any wizard. A lord of the lightest magics.
And then in brackets ORIGINAL WIZARD DO NOT STEAL - WIZARD, WIZARD, WIZARD

Harry potter (who already knew megic since he was 2 because precog abilities but he still stayed with the dursdeys who abuse him because angst) laughed when his cousin was counting his harem shouted "36? thats two less than last year!"

Vernon dudleys face became very red and pointed his shotgun at Hadrian "Boy, did you steal memebers of my little duddykins harem?

"I am the reintardation of Merlin! I deserve a harem and you don't!" he shouted in totally righteous fury. "Also, I have not yet decided my gender so don't call me boy!"

"and now i will dispose of you like the wizards of old, duddeypoo! avada kedavra maxikamehameha!" henry shouted and didn't even need a wand because he was a lord and dudlepoo disappeared

TIME SKIP becuz i very much lazy to write about the journey to leaky cunt

Naruto Uchiha ran to the WHITE [like the titsle of the FANFIC] building in the center of BLACK buildings on the top of the building written in RAINBOW font was a ryhme, a gimmic, a pun. XD

When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.

Only 500 words
Mrs. Harry Potter-Riddle entered the bank and inside he found Jews. Jews as far as his eyes could see and he was impressed. "So, this is what an endangered creature looks like?"

On the walls he saw a bunch of black dudes chained to the wall while they plunged their man meat into the what was clearly bankers wives. He could tell because because all he heard were nasally moans like the woman were preparing to go under water or something.

He rubbed his cock, the black guys had such nice hair. That turned him on. Their long lustrous hair really made him want to buy them a drink.

Moving on, with his tiny white dick out still stroking it he came to the Jews desk. He knew he was Jew because he was stuffing coins down his pants.

"I'd like to make a withdraw," Said Mrs. Riddle — the soon to be bum-chum of Mr. Hagrid who had left in search of a butt plug and lube at Cumdrops Anal Emporium.
"Key?" The Jew said eyeing his tiny white dick, and his nose dripped in arousal.

"I'm the White Lord of Magic, I need no key! I shall pass!" Said Mrs. Riddle stroking his cock harder and harder even though he had already cummed.

"Well...there is another way, White Lord-san." Said the Jew, his nose becoming moist.

"What?" He asked, feeling his cock tittering on the edge.

"I want you to cum in me," said the Jew licking his lips.

"I've kind've promised Hagrid that I'd let him stick is dick in me, and I don't want to ruin my appetite, dattebayo." Harry replied spraying some more cum over the desk and some seemed to have spluttered on to the tongue of the Jew and swallowed it, closing his eyes and sighed in pleasure.

"Perhaps I'll enjoy shoving your gold up my nose," shrugged the Jew, give him a sidelong glance through hooded eyelids.

"Your nose?" Asked Harry, his cock stood in attention. This would be better than the time he raped Petunia's ears after ruffeeing her. She still had a white ear wax till this day. "Alright I'm game, no other being has had the might nor the nobility to put my dick in not one but two of the orifices. Next up is the mouth, that's weird though. Who the hell sticks their Pepe in someone's mouth? Do you know how germs people have in their mouth? Urghh that's sick."

The Jew kneeled down tilting his head back, exposing his leaking nostrils. "Come, my WhiteLord, spray my brains white."

Harry needed no further invitation, he stepped forward, and for a moment he paused. Right or left? I'll go with left. Lefties are so discriminated against. It would be nice to give them some special attention.

He rammed his ramrod cock into his n
Left nostril and the man's sweet, juicy, mucus provided him with just enough lubrication to thrust into the man's nose.

As his ten inch cock reached the end he felt his thick purple, bulbous head get squeezed and his eyes rolled to the back of his head in disgust.

"Yes, WhiteLord more, more!"

John Cena did as he was bid and rammed into his nose, vibrations of disgust echoing from the top of his head to the tips of his curled toes.

The Jew kneeled down tilting his head back, exposing his leaking nostrils. "Come, my WhiteLord, spray my brains white."

He rammed his ramrod cock into his n
Left nostril and the man's sweet, juicy, mucus provided him with just enough lubrication to thrust into the man's nose.

As his ten inch cock reached the end he felt his thick purple, bulbous head get squeezed and his eyes rolled to the back of his head in disgust.

"Yes, WhiteLord more, more!"

John Cena did as he was bid and rammed into his nose, vibrations of disgust echoing from the top of his head to the tips of his curled toes.

duderpoo floated in an alternate dimension surrounded by poo and twilight slash, his peepee swinging wildly because of the non-existent wind.
"omfg harisson deleted me like tenor did half the DC universe (haha spoiler sory)!"
When te first floating poo touched his lips something inside him changed. He knew then that this was truly where he belonged and set out to find some of his own poos
"Wow"
"Wow"
"Wow" he screamed every time he licked the poopoo
"Naruto"
"Naruto"
"Naruto"
At least now nobody could call him a retard for being autistic
"Recommend me grey lord harry stories i don't like the white lord"