Prologue:
My original world died, it was simply too hot, with toxic chemicals and over harvesting of resources. The more we advance the more heat we put out, the more food we eat the more fire we must birth, the more technological wonders that we birth the more space we seek to maintain our supremacy?
I was squeezed tightly from something, it was dark but warm, slippery and had a sense of this soft… something… light encroach.
Yeah sure, whatever im not in the mood, the wave of boredom slide lazily around my brain, I know it, it knows me. We became great friends a good guy, bad conversationalist though.
So I just died by a tsunami` I blunt it out filling the empty space of silence `how big was it? Hhmmm as big as a building so… around 30 meters? dunno I was too busy running away from it. In hindsight you might be asking, "but sir you crazy beautiful son of an ass you! If you already know that the climate system is breaking apart then why didn't you prepare to move or prevent it!?" and my answer to that is two fold!` I stretch out my arms or what I think is my arms as best I could.
1. Have you ever consider me not having that time of day?
2. I already know how its going to end and I have like what, 3 years until im homeless due to job lost and economy that cant support us without a living planet, then theres the ever increasing dangers of deadly diseases that become so evermore aggressive and active once the heating picks up.
But I was wrong on one assumption… the assumption that I would be fine and not fear my and everyone incoming doom.
I ignore the burning sensation lodge in my throat, there were so many things I would've like to do, so many friends I wouldve like to say goodbye and… ahh fuck I havent eve lost my v-card!` I ranged out internally.
Either way im here now… by here I mean I popped out of a women VJ(so technically I already lost my V-card? Nice…)or should I call it her honey pot, her crack of dawn, her crescent moon, her -
.Ahem…
Nows not the time for that because im being held by a man with a black mustache and black hair wearing lose fitted clothing and my mother the very same just with lighter shades of black eyes. The room I was born in looked like a bedroom with a very spartan feel to it, there was no doctors, no other family members or anyone else… you seeing a weird sign here cause I do! This is fine of course this is ALL fiinnnneee and dandy and not the slightest bit unnerving at all!
What have got me peeved is the fact that I am in a naruto universe, where Godzilla like creature make it a habit to shit on your Sunday roast or any other family gathering while being a rude neighbors constantly flipping us the birds and not paying taxes. You also have ninja that likes to poke people with their pointy sticks and or fingers (a certain memory of an adult poking a child in the ass and shooting him into space sends me in cold sweat.. ), yeah no, im not going nowhere NEAR these crazy fuckers without equipment and being OP for my poor poor baby ASS! LITERALLY! IM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP!… and im in kiri at the time of the blood war, where if you have a special MAGICAL UNICORN type of powers that no one can use, you get a SPECIAL award! … and I also have it! its called a bloodline limit and imma get the super special AWESOME PRIZE!… being not dead but SUPER dead! why?! because people die when they are killed! And thats a fact right there, I have examples lying on my feet!
Like being dead is too mainstream, you need to be SUPER DEAD! i said it in a sarcastic excited manner.
Also I have "the gamer ability", I quirked my lip upward in a shit eating grin.
Sooooo this`ll be fun…
…
As long as I don't die first…
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CHAPTER 1 - A Letter
`I AM SOOO FUCKING LOST!` I yell internally
No joke, this is not a drill I repeat I am SO lost, angry and confused a combination set to certain disaster already! the sound of rustling bush made me pause and I quickly activated my enhance chakra senses, the air feels like its licking me, the noise of the leaves seems to be like crashing cymbals and then i found a small rodent… and… oh God… smells like it just took a dump here not too long ago too… perfect… wonderful, lovely shitty rodent smell that would be perfect for shampooing all over your body for a fresh shinier strand of hair and luxurious organic perfume with a bouncy pluff quality to it! You can even shove it in your nose for the special blend of reality and throwing up all your dinner for the next 3 days, plus Its also REALLY good for your skin I heard it works wonders fixing broken relationships and stress relief! Just…
Ugghh..
OK! Lets recap on what we know.
1. I am a sexy beast (even covered in blood).
2. I died and was reborn as an infant in a universe of murdering ninjas and godzilla size monsterousities that doesnt eve- ahm.. NEXT!
3. I was born in kiri, at the time when they want to purge all the bloodline limit cause they dick fuck the wrong guy and a really bad shadow of a rabbit god (does that mean she does the rabbit often? BRAIN FOCUS!)-
4. I HAVE ICE RELEASE! AND IM IN FREAKING KIRI! IM DED, IM DED, IM DED-
*MANUAL ACTIVATION: GAMER MIND ACTIVE*
Hm… this helps.
5. I have the gamer ability which means as long as I have time, I can and will reach akin to that of a god, or at the very least a demi god.
And finally this last one, which may or may not be significant because if it is true then my story has already been written and set.
6. I have some Omnipotent being who at least took a liberty of leaving his/her message.
WELCOME YOUNG SOUL!
You have been chosen randomly throughout the universe to try your hands on both life and power! Choose what you might, be it evil or good, we god stands for a good show and a show you must! or not… whatever you choose be wary that this will be the only chance you get! There are more of you out there mayhaps you will run into them, mayhaps not!
Good luck young soul chosen by the tear God, IGORI.
Reward: ripped page journal of a senior soul.
X1 page.
So, this is random, I am in some game and I don't know the rules apart from survive and there maybe more than one player… meaning someone with knowledge of this and other universes out there, it doesnt seem to care if I choose to be "good" or "evil" what they do care is… if its entertaining… a god… being bored… if i didn't have GAMER MIND on I would be shivering right now. And it seems ive been "chosen" (most likely randomly picked) by the tear god, Igori…
GAMER MIND OFF
Pheeeeewwwwwwwwww… ok I needed that. Now lets check the rip page its not like I can do anything now anyway! Ahh… I forgot, after birthing me in like less than 6 hours theyve been killed, my parents had been killed and now im in my personal dimension (more on that in a second) courtesy of the tear god for me being a good boy and totally not trying to apologies to me about this whole set up! I should be more pissed but to be honest I expected that in this era and it would've been me next but well… my ice caught their throats… their shocked gurgled screams was not too dissimilar to that of my new parents that are lying next to me, cold, while their boiling blood bathe me, wash me then staining me. *sigh* this is where I live now… I have to adapt, I have to survive, I have to be… strong for myself… Easy!
"BAH-LIEVE-ETT FOO-KIN BAH-LIEVE-ETT YA PUSSY!" I yell into the night trying to I push as much negativity away as I could. No matter how or why, I was given a second chance and with an ability to use the gamer system which is quite undoubtedly overpowered as long as you train and give it time to grow… so yes should be easy.
*in the near future*
"GAAHHH!"I screamed with utter desperation, please work please work please PLEASE WORK! I moved my 3 year old body covered in a protective layer of water pinning down a charizard. Oh this thing is PISSED! It burst into flame, covering its reptilian body heading straight towards me only seconds away before breaking every part of my body into flames or molten larva. THINK FAST! In that moment I used earth wall but not as a rigid states but that of rotating one! WE use the wall! the charizard PUSHES the earth wall wanting it to break into a million pieces and destroy it along with me in the process but what it did instead had used the momentum and force of the aflame charizard, while my water shell attach itself on the other side of the wall and while it was going to definitely break the wall and likely rip a large part of my water cocoon, I had it rotate using the force it generated, sending me flying for the umpteen time as the wall spun on its pivot point. If only my body was bigger then I can hold a weapon OR SOMETHING that can own this thing one hit kill!
I need to be faster! I need to be STRONGER! My eyes glowed I summoned two of my elementals as what seem to be a clone of my physical appearance but in the properties of ground and water to keep it busy, I know for a fact that it wont last long. The elementals were part of me after all, I can FEEL the Lizard ripping off my water limbs while I try not to reattach myself in instinctive fear but to latched and penetrate its eyes, ears, nose or any other openings even the rectal! Im that desperate for a win I NEED to survive this!I MUST live through this! But it would use its flame to overheat and evaporate the water invaders ignoring my elemental completely and thats where my earth comes in, I would try and clipped the wings and bury it in a pit of earth and rock. I have used ice covered in seals letters to weakening more of its stats but it just burn the seal right off when its on it, I did the same with rocks, but it just hulked it off, the only thing that seemed to work was covering them with disestablished chakra burst (basically an explosion) but it doesnt do nearly enough damage it just pisses it off AND THIS THING JUST WONT MOTHER FUCKING DIE! it always up to something! Its face would flick through amusement then annoyance when its trick didn't kill or maimed me enough for my ice and water power to instantly heal me, it would show its affection by a snare and growl yeah the feelin mutual buddy. Right now im trying that combination again and it noticed this so instead it flew high in the sky and bombards me with all the fire a giant flying mother fucking goddamn ass pull of a lizard can muster! `OHHH YOU FUUUUCCK-!`
The heat is so intense I could feel it through my water, boiling my living skin! Im being cooked alive! like a sponge it is soaking it all up but I have my ice power to sit it out as I try to cover as much surface while my wounds would heal, it actually always fascinating how I heal, when something cut me the water would automatically created a layer of protection to push out anything foreign then quickly ice the outer like a bandage and the skin would knit itself and this all happens within a second… hhhmmm wait I wonder… time to plan! I just need a MOMENT! The fire did not let up not even a bit, It became a small inferno of hell, thats fine, I need to think I need to plan, I NEED TO WIN!…
THAT IS IT! If water doesnt work on fire?! SUFFOCATE IT! I yelled as one of many us gave me variations of the same answer.
I went underground and unsealed several chakra storage unit and pour it into my body… ill need every single bit of power I have to pull this off and the thing is, im pretty sure this wont work itll just stall it enough for my main goal!
I use ALL my elementals at once, lightning, fire, water, ice, earth and wind.
I sent a mental command to my elements through my natal palace, "wind I want you up there creating as much cover as you can for lightning surprise attack, if lightning can get it paralyse that will be a bonus but we must have this thing down into the ground and give me status and field reports as the enemy position then once the charizard start falling down I want you to do whatever you can to keep it down into a hole that earth is digging, lightning I want you to use your speed to hit the charazard and bring it down under wind cover while ice pepper it and rock prepare for it to fall into a hole by digging as deep as you could no need to worry about chakra I still have 3 more seal left, you surprise it lightning make sure you lance that thing down into the ground, Its too nimble otherwise. Fire make sure that I look like im burning without actually burning alive, once the big ass lizard goes underground I want you to melt some of the top layer of the earth that we`ll dumped while this happens I want water to make a gravitational seal of x100 mark on the molten rocks to completely seal it and again if things go sour, water youll be my rope ready to spring and escape if this doesnt work. Does everyone understand?" they all nodded I already sent a detail version of the plan with the help of the elementals inputting what they can sense with their respected properties and position. What I want is to seem dead for it to come down and mock me, taunt me close enough for my elementals to surprise it keeping its attentions and wind to cover lightning elemental in dust and shoot it down behind its back, then I want everyone except earth to keep that lizard bastard down and busy while earth move all the rocks and soil into the deep chasm it made ! If its too strong you might as well make it bleed to death if you cant make it bleed then suffocate it. If you cant suffocate it then seal it. If you cant seal it, if its too strong then retreat is an option, survival is key.
"ALRIGHT LETS GET THE UGLY BASTARD!" my elementals all yell out in agreement. I shall not die today and WE are having us a dragon for dinner tonight!
*back to the present*
… a letter huh… ok.. I guess as long as it doesnt tell me I now have a vagina I think im fine… I seriously do not need to be reincarnated into a girl my last life had a couple of gay guys asking me out… it… ugghh AM I THAT BAD THAT ONLY MEN SEEM TO BE ATTRACTED TOWARDS ME!?
Fine, fucking, fiiinnneee where was I?!
*pop*
Dear diary. This game is haunting
After trying things out for a month I notice something that I shouldve notice much earlier! Since there is a level system for this game it neither have a set limit to how much you can TRAIN and since the amount of training you have to do INCREASES then what levels ups do is INCREASE the needed training! The level ups just give you FREE stats points and thats all good BUT that also mean MORE training! Thats it! Like there! Whamb! done! So train as hard as you can THEN level up!
I also notice that the more levels the more perks you can fit into that level, for example I am a level27 and I could technically fit 2 whole perks in there with the additional 5 given free slots when you reach level 5 but… perks are harder to get after the first 5 levels and they do reduce your chakra for a day to make the skill a part of your biology… so… bloodline?l! you can unlock like crazy powerful shit as long as you know how! How do I know this?! I unlocked my own personal dimension! And I can do whatever I want in that dimension! that should be far out of my ass! and you know what?! IT WAS! THE CHAKRA ITSELF SHOULD HAVEKILLED ME! but the first activation is always a freeby. Now thats good I can train and be ready… at level 15 to reactivate it again… haha…
After a month worth of training I manage to get one of my stats (intelligence) to 50, and it gave me a radom roll of permanent perk! What I got from it was Force Fields! my guess is that this goes with every stats and it should work when you reach 100 points in stats too although I have not reached that far yet.
I believe that to getting more perks point naturally over the level of 5 then you will have to do something demanding or entertaining or just fucking crazy for the GODS to notice you and sponsor your shitless ass cause they`re BORED!
Your body no longer needs food, sure you want one, like missing the taste of bacon but you no longer need sustenance, sleep or the toilet. You can, its like a switch but you don't need to…..
Huh…
*PING*
AFTER COMPLETING THIS PREDESIGN QUEST YOU HAVE GAIN A GIFT!
*PERSONAL DIMENSION MASTERY LV.1*
Dimensional bubble LV.1: the user creates a bubble and recreate most items and objects, warning does not recreate books or skill books in their literate forms that the user has no knowledge of. If the user has full photographic knowledge this limitation is null.
LV.0 Nothing. No animals only plants, gravity can increase by 5.
LV.1 no larger animal than a common dog can exist, weight can increase by 10.
YOU HAVE GAIN THE ATTENTION OF IGORI THE TEAR GOD! HE BESTOW YOU WITH A GIFT!
KIRI SYMBOL ANCESTRAL GRAVE STONE!
Every parent, every family members would had want to pass something on to the next generation to remind them, to encourage them to do better, be better. This will grant you access to an instance dungeon! With time diluted to a stand still once you enter!
Current Lv.1 ? (defeat a boss to gain new levels in this dungeon)
"Time to train"
I moved my baby legs and arms only to find myself exhausted ready to kiss the ground but before I faint I activated my Personal dimension ability to make sure whatever there is in here, whether its the plants or temperature wont, doesnt and cannot in anyway kill me by telling my personal dimension.
"protection from death".
Riku
Title: none
Lv.4
HP:150
Chakra: 135
Bloodline limit: ice release
Stats
Vit:10
Str:10
Dex:9
Int: 16
Wis: 15
Chk:9
Cc: 5
Points: 20
Money: 0
I don't really know how long ive been asleep (or why I just suddenly face plant the ground) but it seems like its been sometime, the sun is in the middle now, so lunch? Huh, not hungry either, I mean sure I wouldnt mind I mean who would? Ok! Lets do this! since this is my personal space I can do whatever I wish with it and ive already willed myself to have my body to grow into that of a 3 year old the first time I enter the my dimension… because although being a baby is cute and all, being defenceless is not a choice I can live with. I'm not too sure of any of this so im being safe and wont try to will myself an adult body because once I leave this place I might not be able to adjust my baby body anymore.
I will become a God, its the only option for me to be safe in this world… my determination peaked while I refuel it with a plan, a decision, my first ever baby step into the lime light of monsters and beast.
So lets test this out… increase the gravitational pull by 2 and run around annnnddd…. I did just that, my baby flabby cuddly limbs was… not designed to the work load but I didn't mind because well, I am no longer whatever this version of human is!
Vit, dex and str increase by 1, 1 wisdom for planning and doing strenuous activity.
So normal physical exercise work just as planned, thank you rip pages now I have a way to freaking OWN THIS SHIT! HELL YEAHH!… now for the remaining stats of intelligence, wisdom, chakra (I have no idea how to even BEGIN that!) and chakra control.
The first one is actually easy! all I need is like another me working in the background calculating everything or working on training or fact checking, or recording information, or or even trying to calculate a problem or two or three! this will also help with wisdom too combining facts, breaking it down into similarities or properties and piecing them together like jigsaws or lego! Its like! DUDE I CANT BELIEVE I DIDN'T THINK OF THIS OMGAAWWWDDD! I yell enthusiastically knowing this shit is broken… SSSOOOOoooooOOOoooo broken even if they put a limiter on the level system of perks! I practically squeal in my head.
Ahem.
Next is chakra and chakra control… *groan…* im not sure you can even TRAIN chakra to better levels its just something your grown with!… I think… theres that tsunade forehead mark thing that can be something interesting but uhhh… I dunno how you do that and what it really does… sooo… maybe like later? hhmm what about all those weird light novels and meditations techniques about focusing on your core and make it more dense or whatever… err… a question for later! next is chakra control im just gonna leave that one to my other self that lives in my head it seems easy enough just practice controlling the way your energy flows, after I get the perk for it hhmmm lets see what perks I already unlocked, err… what should I say?.. "perks?"
*PING*
Riku
Lv. 4
Perks: PERSONAL DIMENSION(GIVEN),Gamer Body(GIVEN),Gamer mind(GIVEN), 4 More slots can be use!
SENSE KILLING INTENT
PHYSICAL ENDURANCE
SLASH RESIST
BLUNT RESIST
ELEMENTAL MASTERY
CRAFT
SNEAK
MULTITASK
MEDITATION
For now… ill think ill go with endurance cause those ninjas can hit hard when they want to, then elementary mastery cause I might not be in a ninja village but there is no way I can live with just being crap on 24/7, I need a way to protect myself, my NINJA way! then im going into craft, to be honest this is for the monies, more than anything, but it might prove useful! I might learn something like fuinjushu! its like "mwhahaha you peons think only justu can save you but no it is I DIO-Fuin justu master!" and proceeds to throw them all kinds of wacky shit! like BAM! A FLYING BANANA FRISBY ATTACK! yeah, yeah… thatll work! God yess!…
Im starting to question whether it was either a really good idea for me to be here in the first place, yknow… for my sanity at least…
*PING*
Riku
Lv. 4
Perks: PERSONAL DIMENSION(GIVEN), GAMER MIND(GIVEN), GAMGER BODY(GIVEN), MULTITASKING, ELEMENTAL MASTERY, PHYSICAL ENDURANCE, CRAFTS.
GAMER MIND(ACTIVE):
Allows the gamer to ignore any mental attacks of any kind and logically and interface with the gamer systems.
GAMGER BODY:
Allow the gamer body to exist, can go without any sustenance, sleep or defecate or urinate unless the user wishes to. When sleeping the user heals all wounds and debilities or negatives effects apart from special events or circumstances.
PERSONAL DIMENSION LV.1:
Recreate reality around user, the user has full control over that reality.
Lv.0 plants can be recreated.
Lv1. small fauna may be recreated.
…
1,000 chk
MULTITASKING LV.1:
Can section part of the brain and chakra (if needed) to complete more than one task at a time, can also project your selected part of self outwards into objects or people. Each level increases the number of task that can be done
Lv.1 retain information.
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ELEMENTAL MASSTERY LV.1:
Let the user manipulate all 5 elements and enhance the user biology and reduce enemy elemental attacks on user.
Water: increases vit, control, power over water and all regeneration by 1% (94% chakra wasted when controlling water)
Earth: increases str, control, power over earth and stamina increase by 1% (94% chakra wasted when controlling earth)
Air: increases dex, control, power over air and reaction time by 1% (94% chakra wasted when controlling air)
Fire: increases chakra, control, power over fire and stable body temperature increase by 1% (94% chakra wasted when controlling fire)
Lightning: increases intelligence, control, power over lightning and increase evasion by 1% (94% chakra wasted when controlling lightnings)
BONUS BLOODLINE LIMIT:
Ice: control over all ice and speed up time of all recovery by 1%(94% chakra use when controlling ice)
PHYSICAL ENDURANCE LV.1:
Reduce 1% of physical damage when active and half of active percentage when passive (0.5%)
10 CHK p/second active use
CRAFTS LV.1:
Gain knowledge and skills of all crafts, success rate and speed by 1%
Huh, oh wow those are some high end stuf-….. *crash*
… maybe I need a nap first, yeah… yeah right on that…. *zzz