CHAPTER 2 sleep a peep… more
Somewhere in a jungle, a mighty jungle, populated with dozen hundredth or a thousandth plus year old trees with rough mossy barks and the over abundance of very viney or climber plants matters, with its thick trunk and even more impressive heights, a watered bodied tentacles creature who seems to be pregnant with a baby with black hairs and eyes. It would swing left and right while its brothers and sisters trailed not too far from it one made of a ball of condense wind the other a ball of clumped rocks and mud that would rolled on the ground to catch up. Suddenly something pounce on our marry group!
`Ima sneaky sneaky bastard!` *swoosh swoosh*
So after my master plan of face planting on the spot (another one bite the dust ah!) I woken up with 4 new perks(another one bite the dust ah!), I trained all my skills and stats to the point that I believe I should be fine to have a look at the dungeon made from kiri symbol, which is stat wise 20 (I mean c,mon level 1?! you cereal bro?! I bet the highest stats is like 15 or sommat! plus im bored with training (and I wanna have some EXCITEMENT IN MY WIFU WORLD! BALIEVE ETT, FUCKING BALIEVE ETT YA PUSSY!) and my perks is level 20 each well apart from my multitask perk which is level 24 because its the bread and butter of my survival!
`Imma ninja thIs shit flippin n jazzin n dancing my way to victoria! yeeeeaaaahhhh!`
`its catching up, most likely around 30 second at current speed enough time to pass the trap`
`chakra levels are a ok, our water cocoon shield will maintain our sorry baby ass`
A creature the size of a cat with purple fur, a feature of that of a rat but with a strange curl tip on it tail is in pursue of me… us… whatever, unmistakably this thing is a rattata, A rattata-abatta-attacka-ammatta-
`focus man.` one of my many shard of self said
`fine..` I replied
So theres this rattata-ass-tatta thats been chasing me when I was exploring the new land only a few minutes after using the kiri symbol to summon a dungeon I didn't expect that I was going to go back being a babby again, it was terrifying but with the elemental mastery and fuinjustsu I was able to move around with water like core and tenticeles I got the ideas of using 4 of my water arms and legs as my own and having another self with the other two arms for extra protection and mobilization. I also made many seals of different types like chakra store, that would release usable chakra when needed, explosion sea, seal of restraint like some normal ones thats uses internal energies to lock the muscles and theres the externals ones like the use of ice and other elementals. I also made some weird one like store the energy attack of pokemon by just sucking the space around it and lock that space and time to reuse and send it back. So err…
…when it said level I believe it meant level of environmental hazard or sommat else cause this ratata IS LEVEL 15! SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*GAMER MIND ACTIVATED* it probably has a quick attack, most likely but seeing how it isnt chasing us to the end of the earth at full speed means, it just wanted to chase us out of its territory, perfect for a trap.
*TWACK!*
`Success, now water, get in its nose, mouth, lungs, ears and brain, flood all system no mercy. Earth keep it tied down and mouth open.`
`Sure`
`right`
The bloody, muted thrashing was all that lasted in the next 10 second until water was able to completely suffocate and rip the pokemon insides. Stilled the red foaming pokemon laid there until it lights up and disappear into nothingness.
*ping*
You got items, 356xp and 50 ryo.
Gamer mind off….
YOU'VE LEVELED UP! YOU'VE LEVELED UP YOU'VE LEVELED UP!…
Well… FFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!… …
I panicked but then a strange sensation over take me as my elementals reassured each other that that whats done is done and we should think of our next plan, but im of course still beating myself up on the insides knowing this water elementals came to give me a pat saying `when we did this we did it together, don't just take all the blame let us help isnt that why you created us? Besides these mistakes are bound to happen lets the mistakes be and prepare for tomorrow`, my other elementals and the rest of my shard self that I share in my mind nodded, haaahhh… I cant win, fine so be it, I smiled. That is certainly bad for perks although the letter did mention it was difficult to get perks but never impossible. So on a brighter note lets see what we have hey maybe ill get lucky and get a pokeball! Imma catch so many of the pokemans, imma catch SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many man you wouldnt believe ett! Yes please top percentage kek my spirit lifted, as I said it didn't matter at all I have the gamer ability I am going to be op as long as I have the time but of course that doesnt mean I can just do everything with strength but strength is pretty goddam important in the world of ninjas, monsters and gods.. so get on the train to the training center to train!… hhmm that didn't quiet work.
Now lets see here… I got ratata hide +2 hp the fang of a ratata… some… barries?… wtf… is that… is that… an energy ball?! I took out of my inventory to check its description and to hold it… to FEEL it… it feels like smooth marble, white and has a black 6 pointed star on it.
COLORLESS ENERGY( R )
Allow a pokemon to boost its normal type attack greatly, or consume to boost random stats
Eat, gain, energy, must!
YOU ABSORBED COLORLESS ENERGY! You gain 1 wisdom, 1 chakra and 1 vitality!
So that makes it like everything is all 20 but my wisdom and vitality! thats good, thats very good
The berries I got are orang and leppa. one heals for a hefty 100 hp hot damn! And then the other boost stamina up to 100 for a certain amount of time as well…. hhhmmm welp time to go back into training this adventure nearly killed me and since im now level 7 I can finally get the last free perk of my choice until like… I dunno level 20?… maybe 10 if the system is generous, please be10 this universe already want to kill me in less than a day, I shivered remembering that it took less than 7 hours for full murder bath… going to get sneak perk…. for information gathering and TO SURVIVE! that couldve been easily avoided IF I just became less stupid and waited out.
Getting the kiri stone out of my inventory with the intention of exiting the dungeon, I took my time to admire the stone for a moment, it was as if someone forced apart the stone from a pedestal because of the rough jagged edge of it. I went back to my 3 year old baby form. While my training consist of being beat up and exercise for physical, I use my multitask for each elements training and let them practice around me like the forms they choose to be, and so on and so forth, right now they cant do any details but later on? Well, youll see! youll all see how sexy these thing can be! also I made sure that in this dimension I will always recover faster than I lose in training, so I can spam this shit none stop! then comes the mental sides, well the wisdom and intelligence was easy enough with multitask like keep doing times tables, fact checking, then wisdom use those times tables to apply real world like that tree how big is it approximately break it apart then that tree is no longer considered 1 but fractions of that big one, how much do you think youll need to make a house, is it more sufficient or less, so on and so forth until I will it to construction leveling my craft and see what my predictions hold. Its good! The meditation kinda works… but slow… VERY SLOW as in it doesnt work slow! what im trying to do is absorbed ambient chakra and its all natural chakra which I cant flip a tit to (at the moment at least), so what I did was will the area to surround me with with thick dense chakra and then begin to force it inside my "core". A couple thing I noticed, you see once you reach a certain point, your natural body cannot absorbed anymore then you have to get physically and exert yourself enough or exhausted enough, recover and your new repaired body can now take more of the chakra. The chakra control is honestly very easy, just getting leaves to stick on you, walk on wall and water heck even some of the elemental exercises are considered control exercise.
My main weapons and support is elemental mastery,because I cant do justu and im pretty sure ill get tortured and interrogate out of my ass for DAYS or use as a breeding spawn of their army, oh oh and if theres anything like the village hidden in the leaf we get like danzo and ohhh boy if he finds out what I can do hell be erect 24/7! heck orochimaru WOULD LOVE to have my baby ass on his his lab table! *shivers* so, no… I will not be learning justu (founded by ninjas-the weird fuck you fingers to reality call ninjustu) because I would like my ass safe thank you very much! oh, also power leveling because I am prime meat until at least a kage level of power. Anyway where was I? this shit is my shield and sword and with my multitask perk I can assign different part of my brain or chakra to keep the skill on, not only this but the elemental mastery gives me a sort of sensory ability as long as there is elements that I can manipulate and the environment has the element then I can sense it, nothing too grand just the oh look that thing is close or the vibrations on the ground says that something is coming this way or this area is moist I can slightly FEEL what their chakra taste like, not power levels (unless their leaking it I guess) just taste,.
So when I fight theyll randomly get hit by the elements and if I ever want to dodge? Chakra strings or wind, water tentacles limbs/moving the earth around heck almost all my elemental manipulation can do so when I need to dodge or them missing me completely due to interruptions of environmental manipulations! mwhahahahaha! this is deliciously evil! behold peons I am your new overlord and my first decree is everyone will have to be nude for once a year! YES embrace the oppais!
.Ahem.
Of course I would never do that, plus being a ruler is so demanding not only is there a lot of work getting there, with back stabbing fuckery and THEN keeping the position from being back stabbed fuckered as well. Ahh the cycle of surprise butt sex *snff sniff*, its booutaaafullll!-no, no it is not. *sigh*
So… lets see whats our game plans for today lets see how much stats ive got!
Riku
Title: none
Lv.7
HP:450
Chakra: 450
Bloodline limit: ice release
Stats
Vit:30
Str:29
Dex:29
Int: 29
Wis: 30
Chk:30
Cc: 29
AUTO DISTRIBUTE: OFF
Points: 84
Money: 50
Perks: PERSONAL DIMENSION(GIVEN), MULTITASKING, ELEMENTAL MASTERY, PHYSICAL ENDURANCE, CRAFTS. 1 Free Slot!
Oh my, oh my im an op babby and a little shit cheater!… just like what this system intended for me(although training helps too)! AHHHHHH! im high on the possibilities, getting to godhood seems closer than I hoped. Think about it, even though they limit the acquisition of perks I no longer have to eat I no longer have to sleep and heck when it comes down to it I will only age until I reach maturity then I wont age at all since I have a gamer body and like any game have you ever seen your character grows old, deteriorate and dies of old age? Ha I actually just had an image of a wrinkly old knight in a wheel chair going "what was that? Your evil plans have no onions?! sucks for you then cause I use to love onions!… where am I, whens today?" and their kids are there like, look j… just give him this he….s old but he used to be really good in the days! And then apologetically and awkwardly leave because the hero needed his nap… Anyway side track where was I?
Now lets what perks I manage to secure
PERKS AVAIBLE:
SENSE KILLING INTENT, SLASH RESIST, BLUNT RESIST, SNEAK, AMPLIFY, INSTINCTIVE, SENSE ENERGY, MANIPULATE ENERGIES, ELEMENTAL DOCTOR, NIGHT EYES, ZOOM VISION, HEAT VISION, ELEMENTAL PRISION, RESTRICTIONS, DEVOURER, HIGH JUMP, MASSAGE.
Well its not much but at least itll last me long enough to get an idea of how to get more perks! lets see… too bad it doesnt give you anymore than the names implies, its alright tho, because to get all of these perks I have to be level 170 buuuttt… I don't really NEED to get them all! like the slash and blunt attack or high jump, I mean itll be great for bleeding and concussion but over all physical resistance? Thats like ALL physical attacks-
*ping*
Your MULTITASK perk has level up! Updating now!
MULTITASKING LV.25:
Can section part of the brain and chakra (if needed) to complete more than one task at a time. Each level increases the number of task that can be done (can now hold 25 tasks+speeds up thoughts)
Lv.1 retain information.
Lv.25 processing power increase. This increase the speed of thoughts.
…
*eye bulge* HOLY HELL ON A VAGIN POOP HOLE! THIS IS AWESOME! now lets use it! I blured through my brain using 15 parts of my brain to ask questions like "what should we do now?" what is our end game? And it felt like several hours but only took seconds.
The goal is to survive and right now my age is a huge disadvantage, my end game is to make sure that there is humanity left to survive not like my old world. I wont fantasies the fact that people will stop doing what they do that produce heat (heck even jutsu a freak of nature does EVEN WHAT IM DOING DOES! and thats to "survive!") so what im going to do is… prepare them for the time that when shit hit the fan they have something to rely on for a couple of years until they have to leave the planet AND THEN if they didn't do it already come live on one of the planet that I terriform using resources as the basis instead of money and control the system, for quality rather than quantity, by giving them almost all the resources like virtual simulation to live many lives to see the difference of a begger to the 1% and all that in between.
Do I feel slightly guilty for not being able to save everyone? Yes but if I just take them, then thats forced and I bet ill start a war, plus if everything goes by as the main story it means that, peace will be achievable… until they run out of resources or pollute too much, meh, im here for the long term! After that? a loooooonnnngggg ass nap! And I mean a loooooooooonnnnnnggggg ass nap!
Wait… actually… thats not a bad idea! what if? And hear me out here, what if I could somehow automate the training while my original mind just sleeps! or at least half conscious? Although training sneak is going to be hard… might play hide and seek with my elementals… That should be cool!
Ok training plan! Physical and mental stuff is the same but now with sneak ill play with my elementals for them to find AND seek me out!
Ok… set parameters:
1. if option from game that has a yes or a no ignore it or if it is vital wake user.
2. Wake user after 3 years!
3. Wake user if critically injured.
Yeah I think thatll do it! Alright all 25 of me you know what to do right? *a loud "yes" shouted out* good! Now im just going to activate the gamer mind and try to starve out the boredom if it is a semi conscious state!
*ping*
You have gain the perk SNEAK!
3, 2, 1…
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*p-
*Pi
*Pi-
Awa…. awak….,awake…,awaken,….. AWAKEN!…
Ahh it is time!
Automations off gamer mind off`
Everything at once for the last 3 years hit me, I fainted…..