That's more like it and you better wanna refrain from calling me the other gender, Megs said looking satisfied.
The cops knew that they were going to have a difficult time with Meg.
(Guard 1) Wha- what things did Sh- uh he? do to end up here?.
They were dreading the answer.
Meg: Loads of stuff.
Where should I start boys?
Actually we changed our minds just tell us later, the first guard quickly said.
This woman is terrifying me already... Oops, the second guard said accidentally.
Meg gave the 2nd guard another glare.
Uhh let's just take the clown..prince of crime to.. His cell, the first guard said to his partner with a sheepish grin.
All the guards and cops nodded.
They began pulling Megs by the strait jacket from behind to her cell.
Meg's escape plan was to make it look like she killed herself and she knew just how to fake that.
They put Meg in her cell.
Guard 1: There. That should do it.
You know boys I find life so boring and pointless..
I don't even care about my my own life hehhehheh, Megs cackled.
Boy...is this woman crazy...
A cop said to himself.
Let's just go now, the second guard said hastily.
We will be back to check on you in a few minutes, the first guard called as they left.
The guards ran from Meg's cell as fast as they could.
Megs put her plan into action then.
She made herself bleed some blood by scratching her arm with her nails.
Ow! Hehheh ow.
Meg kept laughing and being in pain as she let herself bleed more.
Once there was just enough blood She found a rock lying on the cell floor and started sharpening it on the hard ground.
Once that was done she set it down near herself.
She then splashed the blood around her neck and shoulders and smeared some on the rock.
There. Perfect! Meg thought to herself.
She then lay down on her side totally still with her arms strewn about, rolled her eyes back creepily like and managed to slow down her heart rate so that no pulse could be felt.
Come on guards come here, she whispered.
One guard started to come to Meg's cell. Ugh! What now? He asked annoyed.
When he spotted Meg's seemingly dead body and the suspicious rock he screamed for the other guards!.
The other guards came, wondering if something was wrong.
She's dead! I think she killed herself look!, he yelled.
The other guards saw the possibly dead" Meg and panicked!
Get it out of the asylum and bury it somewhere pronto! I hate the smell of blood.
The guards picked up Meg's body and began to carry her away.
Yes yes my devious plan is working, Megs said in her head.
Ring the cops and tell them what happened, the first guard said to the other.
Will do. The 2nd guard said. He went to ring for the cops.
(Cop 1) Yes hello what's wrong?.. what has that psycho lunatic done now?, he groaned.
Guard: You're never going to believe this, but she has actually killed herself!
Holy- fu- really? how did she do that?.
Probably stabbed herself with a sharp rock, hard.
I'm sure the families of the high school fire victims will be happy to hear this were gonna report it to the news right away!.
Good for you. Now we're going to find some place to burry her.
(A few hours after Megs was buried but not deep enough to suffocate her)
She rose out of the ground like a zombie,
Those fools heh-heh-heh-heh they didn't even think of checking if I was actually dead.