AN:
Ch.2 was too small and i'm in a good mood (got some snacks hehe) so heres a spare one i made when i wanted a break or binge on other things!
HOPE YOU ENJOY!
CHAPTER 3 the search for treasure and OPPAIS!… also pokeball…
Everything from the tip of my toddler head to my toes HURTS! At least until I napped, my gawd thank you for this over powered BS, seriously I cannot thank you enough that plan was suicidal! Holy hell! ok, OK! Whats the plan?
1. Gain stats for survival
2. Get old enough so there wont be much questions (also get laid ;) yes, top percent best plan! Why isnt this on the number one?!)
3. Try to get something like permaculture or something sustainable and introduce it to each nations.
4. Retire have a family and work on space and shit!
Best plan, great plan, 10/10, 100/100, best game best game!
But first time to look at my stats!
*PING*
Riku
Title: none
Lv.7
HP:1,365(+81%=2,470.65)
Chakra: 1,365(+81%=2,470.65)
Bloodline limit: ice release
Stats
Vit:91 (SENSE LIFE)
Str:89 (SHOCK WAVE)
Dex:89 (INSTINCTIVE SPEED)
Int: 121 (SELECTIVE PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY),(TRAVERSE DREAMS)
Wis: 112 (GREATER PROCESSING SPEED),(SAGE RECOVERY)
Chk:91 (ABSORB CHAKRA)
Cc: 120 (OMNI CHAKRA BODY),(PANARY ELEMENTAL MANIPULATION)
Points: 35
Money: 50
*Whistle* that is come impressive stats for a toddler… now lets see the my perks
Perks: PERSONAL DIMENSION(GIVEN), MULTITASKING, ELEMENTAL MASTERY, PHYSICAL ENDURANCE, CRAFTS, SNEAK,
Old perks:
SENSE KILLING INTENT, SLASH RESIST, BLUNT RESIST, SNEAK, AMPLIFY, INSTINCTIVE, SENSE ENERGY, MANIPULATE ENERGIES, ELEMENTAL DOCTOR, NIGHT EYES, ZOOM VISION, HEAT VISION, ELEMENTAL PRISION, RESTRICTIONS, DEVOURER, HIGH JUMP, MASSAGE.
STATS REWARDS: (RANDOMLY GENERATED) -
Vit: (SENSE LIFE), Str:(SHOCK WAVE), Dex: (INSTINCTIVE SPEED), Int: (SELECTIVE PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY)(TRAVERSE DREAMS),Wis: (GREATER PROCESSING SPEED)(SAGE RECOVERY), Chk:(ABSORB CHAKRA), Cc: (OMNI CHAKRA BODY)(PANARY ELEMENTAL MANIPULATION)
PERSONAL DIMENSION LV.48:
Recreate reality around user, the user has full control over that reality.
Lv.0 plants can be recreated.
Lv1. small fauna may be recreated. Gravity can increase by 5
Lv.2 dog size fauna
Lv.3 human size
Lv.4 elephant size
Lv.5 bijuu size and greater
Lv.10 chakra enhance creature may exist. Gravity can increase by 100
Lv.25 can reduce time per level of skill. Gravity can increase to 1000
1,000 chk
MULTITASKING LV.82:
Can section part of the brain and chakra (if needed) to complete more than one task at a time. Each level increases the number of task that can be done
Lv.1 retain information.
Lv.25 processing power increase. This increase the speed of thoughts.
Lv.50 telepathy, being able to read, talk to, control one with a mind. Mind control only works when the user is higher level than the target in skills and practice.
Lv.75 telekinetic powers. Able to manipulate anything as long as your intelligence is high enough (int*10kg=force of power)
ELEMENTAL MASSTERY LV.81:
Let the user manipulate all 5 elements and enhance the user biology and reduce enemy elemental attacks on user.
Lv.25 sense energy
Lv.50 manipulation of all energy
Lv.75 spirit connections
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Water: increases vit, control, power over water and all regeneration by 81% (10% chakra used when controlling water)
Earth: increases str, control, power over earth and stamina increase by 81% (10% chakra used when controlling earth)
Air: increases dex, control, power over air and reaction time by 81% (10% chakra used when controlling air)
Fire: increases chakra, control, power over fire and stable body temperature increase by 81% (10% chakra used when controlling fire)
lightning: increases intelligence, control, power over lightning and increase evasion by 81% (10% chakra used when controlling lightnings)
BONUS BLOODLINE LIMIT:
Ice: control over all ice and speed up time of all recovery by 81%(10% chakra used when controlling ice)
PHYSICAL ENDURANCE LV.80:
Reduce 80% of physical damage when active and half of active percentage when passive (40%)
Lv.25 increase health and stamina by 25 points.
Lv.50 resist chakra damage by 50% when active.
Lv.75 poison, venom and paralysis can be ignored (active/passive trigger)
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10 CHK p/second active use
CRAFTS LV.80:
Gain knowledge and skills of all crafts, success rate 80%
Lv.25 increase success rate to another 25%
Lv.50 scan. Able to analyse and collect data just by touching (active)
Lv.75 alter atomic structure to anything you touch (active)
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SNEAK LV.81
81% chance of being unnoticed and ignored.
Lv.25 produce no unwanted noise
Lv.50 trackless (no scent, foot print, finger print, ect.)
Lv.75 invisibility (10 chk/second)
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ACHIEVEMENTS UNLOCK NEW TITTLES! ACHIEVEMENTS UNLOCK CONGRATULATION! FOR GETTING YOUR STATS OVER A CERTAIN LIMIT YOU GAIN NEW PERKS AT RANDOM!
Workaholic:
Sleep is for the dead anyway, Reduces mental stress and fatigue and require less sleep.
Vit: SENSE LIFE
Str: SHOCK WAVE
Dex: REACTIVE INSTINCT
Int: INCREASE PROCESSING SPEED
Wi-
UHH TOO MUCH! Imma go over these individually later but for now… well lets just enjoy thing but hey wait why isnt my strength and dex the same as my wis-ah I see I never had the option of changing my personal dimension, too mouthful calling it PD for short, to increase the gravity. Now im not going to train any more what I do need to do is strategies my combat orientated skills. IMMA BEAT SOME FRUSTRATION INTO SOME MEAN POOR POKE!
Theres the crowed, trapped, certain kill or dropped and escape or preoccupied…
Long range, mid range and close range options too… basically I need to REALLY rework how im going to approach the pokemon dungeon… I plan to spend a lot of time there at least until im 16?… or maybe 18 then disguise myself as a 30 year old or sommat and when I come back out I can explore naruto world without too much worry!… shit… its in a different language isnt it… welp! Ill get there when I get there. Its been 3 years, and I really want to see how I do in that pokemon dungeon. I really really do… but I guess plans must be made.
1. Sneak get information about the land, build a hideout and try to find the "boss" pokemon in that region.
2. If combat is unavoidable then suffocate the pokemon quickly to cause less suspicion and do it quickly.
3. If you have found out everything on that land including different types of items or goods then time to get some exp!
I need some armory and weapons first that I hope would have physical resist high enough for everything to be nullify.
I touch the dirt and started to mold it and change its structure, im sure shinobi would want clothing that is flexible but protective enough to tank someone but… im not a shinobi, I am the weirdest toddler theyll ever have the pleasure of meeting! So! i created a black thin piece of flexible soft earth that mimic clothes,comfortable, light but most importantly endless as long as you have some dirt. Though it is kinda baggy/heavier than normal clothes and doesn't quite blow in the wind it is however cheap and tough. I used some of my dye to make a pokeball on the front of my shirt (I like hording as much as the next guy but I still need to have uses for items y'know). Hehe can't wait to fuck em all haha!
*sometime in the near future*
A volcanic eruption of red rage, crushed rocks and ashed dirt flew into the sky… in the middle of the crater stood a mighty but brittle fire dragon, broken and bent into disfigured though stand with dignity and pride. And on the opposite side stood little old me… I healed most of my injuries, my baby skin is soft and clean due to the habit of having water surround me all the time. I am in peaked condition I could probably hold the charazard off with hand to hand combat and now… well now, with my OTHER elementals that I left behind had completed the trap… you see although I can get one hit ko by these guys I can however run circles when it comes to endurance while my elementals set courses and pitfalls of traps that my opponent too busy to notice, quiet ingenuous this one trap really, I have to give us props for thinking of it. For you see! since I can see energy and manipulate them and the energies boost the body of the host when absorb but the body needs to be trained to either take the pain and condense It in their being immediately. The newly grown muscles and cells helps convert them but this method only takes a few percent of the energy stolen or you could rip the energy out of its very being, contain it inside yourself/object and slowly convert the energy to yourself. So kinda boost power letting the condense energy run while exercising, exhaust one self once you cant convert anymore, then nap and repeat! Until the core is no longer there and YOU now have a bigger core of energy that will be a permanent improvement to your overall power!
Oh and by the way… the levels? Yeah no, you see im on a WORLD maybe even a completely different UNIVERSE to that of narutos one… and I mean that, there are seas and continents and pokemon of different shapes and sizes including all animals and if I think about it, the stars look abit different too… hhmm ill check that later I suppose… except there is one species, an important one in fact thats missing… HUMANS!
Now what im trying to achieve is… the thing I hypothesis… is dangerous as in I haven't tried it on myself yet,,, but I know with my intellect (some sort of intelligent check in the game probably) that it should work,… probably…
My 30 elementals came out of the wood work and held down an exhausted charazard, it thrashes and growl but could do nothing to deter us. I looked it over bruised, battered and broken while all my elemental holding the seal of numbing and lock, this seal slowly suppressed any stats to any organism apart from the maker and his permission to who he chooses which are my elementals. What I did was held the seal far enough for it to not feel the effects then have my elementals move in slowly so I can do something special when it decided to not play any games anymore releasing its full wrath only to find out it could only release 30-40% of its power is… locked and inaccessible until the seals and the holder of the seal are distracted or the seal itself is broken.
The technique I'm about to try is basically sealing creature inside your body, the pokemon energy anyway, like a biiju but what your doing is trying to make that energy yours and no one else, connect it permanently into your system as the energy distilled and purge to becomes yours and when you regenerate that chakra or energy it will contribute to the new size! But the thing that could fuck this whole operation is the mind… the SOUL of the creature that still bound to it, to the energy, so what do you do to remove the mind so it cant fight back, so it cant hold and remake your power into it?…
Rip the soul.
MWHAHAHAHAHAAA!
I yank out a white blare of floating see though silk or floaty wool, the charazard didn't even have time to scream bloody murder, I had enough of screaming already. Im here for power! And I will get it, I NEED it to survive for whatever this tear gods laid plans for me to entertain itself! I don't even know what it want me to do! No… thats fine, I wouldnt like someone breathing down my neck 24/7… now thats stressful and I cant even have sex, drink or smoke to get rid of the pressure… wait but I have gamer mind, nah thats slightly different… I think…
I made sure to send it to the after life by guiding the line of energy that match this souls colour, its like a sea of strand when I activate the sense spirits and I can see the thing I am holding wasn't pleased but could do nothing as I pushed it through the string and it sucked the soul into itself. I always feel weird seeing how peeved it is then in like less than a second had the most stone chilled and the happiest expression like you get after something amazing happened to you… alright whatever, I either sent him to hell of sex and pleasure or heaven of pleasure and sex… or something like that I DON'T KNOW I HAVENT VISITED OKAY! Apparently im so shit that I have to redo over! Well fuck you too!
My hands touched the body of the charazard which is level 143, a boss with the high 500 plus for an individual stats and the low 400 or high 300 for it dump stat I think… I made the other use an area of effect seal to slowly draw in power from nature to decrease the charazard stats to a managable amount and now… well after leveling up a lot im going to ENJOY my meal!
I made the whole body susceptible to energy, bloated and bleeds out of every cells within its body, I made it glow, then the cells releases its own stored energy making the charizard turn gray and ashed over, drifting in the wind bit by bit and finally that energy entered my stomach. The burning magma dived and ripped, overheating my muscles, the feeling of itchy neuronic pain was… strange like someone place and numbing agent but it didn't quite work and you would flick from having pain to your brain telling you it was never there, all this happen within my skin and bones but not to me, not to my mind as my gamer mind that I activated stopped its negative influence and let me think… the battle was won only because charazard was amused and played my games to the point that I tricked and trapped it enough for it to notice its strengths is locked away and then at a last ditch effort LITERALLY had to supersaiyan head butt like 100 tonn of dirt plus gravity x100 to get out… though I must admit im pretty happy with myself, very impressive for a level 20 to beat an ass out of a level 143 but only because this thing looked down on me that I was able to surprise it…
Now comes the stats, I have free extra stats from the core im about to absorb waiting for me to finish consume it completely, I directed 1 of my parallel thoughts to take care of it. This means I can hunt for more… FEED more
I was efficient and ruthless in that dungeons world/universe. My normal tactics would be sneak and ambush. But theres also close range chaos elemental dance, where I would be doing taijustu gain from acts of survival. Then mid range elemental weave and lock, because they think the attack is coming from me theyll back off and they'll think they got me but since my elemental can be anywhere I can set up seal trapped or poison of whatever I want and then decimate them, its great having an excellerated mind, tho they do sometimes takes my quirk and make them more… prominent, oh well… I also ate enough pokemon and had a 10 level spare to get the perk consume and eventually when I eat a pokemon or plant I would sometimes gain perks, which is totally useless since I have no room and it usually something stupid like oh it helps you power grass energies types in a pinch! No thanks. But this mean I also get moves like refresh, protection ect. And when combined with chakra? It creates a different effect including different types of affinities, like protects always works no matter what(limit to chakra and about a biiju bomb or so) unless no energy plus bonus can bounce attack back at random direction when using air infinities! Cool, cool, refresh is similar, add chakra and you gain health and stamina! Remove all debuffs apart from removed limbs or body parts. Then comes long range where i have to get creative and decided, since I have no aim bot to help me I should make one… I made all my elemental senbons, shurikens and kunais to this effect but to avoid me or the people I wish no harm. And that got me thinking… what if I can make them vampiric? They would be stuck to somepart of an enemy that im facing, or even better NEAR them, suck their energy and use them in many ways, 1 give them to me, simple enough, 2. give them to my elementals to keep pesting them like some sort of zombie (maybe I should creep my opponents out by repeating the words "give us BRRAAAIINNNNSSS!" for an extra effects) that can regenerate and they'll be too busy with them to look at the problem too deeply and try to get me, 3. infect, breed and destroy then repeat…
That last one is everything I ever needed to ever do to level up and beat the bosses and the planet itself. Whether volcanoes, icy tundra, deep ocean. It all that I ever need to complete a level of a dungeon now including the final level 100… even the god himself arceus (visited me at lv. 83) was nothing more than a tank for me to whittle down. It loves the fact that nothing seems to hurt it, only focusing on my BIG moves like hyper spinning energy ball(and many other variants) or fusion lightning flare or frenzy sub zero…a combination of moves that I had my otherself tinkered here and there, the hyper spinning energy ball was influence by the rasengan and made from hyperbeam, energy ball and chakra tying and spinning them together creating this light green heavily condense ball of whirlpool that would stick, dig and explode after a few second causing its energy bleed, boosting the vitality of all plant type moves which I absorb making the next hit harder.
These are bright and seems like a be all end all move, heh, if it could only see that theres a ton of elemental leach and inhibitor struck to its fur… but it didn't, it ignored that and it felt great!… until it couldn't use a move anymore and with a shaking knees knelt before me… it was sad, a God of my beloved series was just… Underwhelmly weak, but this opponent has to remind me why I never want to be true god.
For your arrogance I take your life.
I gain all its plates, I am the holder of its laws of nature… I studied it and gain what I could but this? I had enough… I don't think arceus is truly dead there must be either a herd for every universe or it will get restored. I am planning to hold on to the plates for now until I meet arceus again, until then God.
I no longer need power, I really don't… if what my stats can't do then I'll do using perks and if what my perks couldn't do I would be using my crafts and if that doesnt work then I'll just leave the mission for later. And now… I completed all 100 Level of this dungeon touching the deepest part within the midnight zone of the oceanic/liquid crust floor to the many moons of those worlds, tho I have to admit the last level was… terrifying to fight, thank you sneak!…
I have completed my own mission…
But I am 6… and I have to wait until im older… I may trick a few people with my seals but that doesn't mean I won't slip up my disguise and then they'll be more question than I would rather answer, plus I have more than enough project to keep me busy. So I can be patient, I can wait and while doing so may be I'll finally invent a pokeball too?… Haha it should be fun… ah see I never could find pokeballs anywhere I looked, I was tempted to use mind control and did so but well… when pokemon dies, like its suppose to as any form of organic matter… my charizard spirit was not pleased when it died, I mean more conflicted sure but still wasn't pleased that someone controlled it since it was a charmeleon to say that im his best friends and goes about challenging and killing everything in its path with me. Not my first too… so I let all those go in their original levels and none of them would turn back and look at me. So I ask you what would a pokeball do to make it so that they seem happy even till the end?…
I don't need this philosophy lessons right now.
Im in a very familiar forest, full of vibrant sun and warmth bathing in the colourful berries that lush over these forest like the second garden of eden. Really level 1 is one of the safest and most beautiful place one can visit, thats why I like coming here. I raised myself with telekinesis up and picked 5 berries and float them around me. I notice a strange life force coming my way but I ignore it as I realise its a gardevoir, a very peaceful pokemon unless acted harshly to its kins or friends. We locked eye for a second before I break away and move on, to find that I was caught by its telekinesis. It spoke telepathically.
"child what are you and why are you alone"' she ask worriedly
I replied none hurried almost bored and a tinge of anger
"a force of nature, dead and I do not require assistance, I apologies for seeming weak" and proceed to show her all that I did, all that I destroyed, killed crushed and consumed, that I froze worlds so thoroughly they became ash and flash burns so quickly they became skies. She dropped to the ground screaming mumbling jibberish, it feels nice that someone can understand part of this life. Now she will tell her sphere of influence to leave me the fuck alone and let me live in peace so I can work and enjoy life… I hope.
Quickly I move wanting this part done as best I can, to a place I remembered as a good hiding spot. If im going to be building a base and if its going to be a tree house then im going to be making it an AWESOME tree house! Fulls of swings and leavers and shit man! my excitement was uncontainable I can finally start doing what I wanted to do! Nothing can hurt me anymore mwhahahaa!
I use my ghost mode when I level up the perk sneak to max! Moving through objects like they didn't even exist and go unnoticed. You could almost say im a ghouling dude! No? Yeah needs work…
The trees have grown and move much much differently than I last saw them… then again considered how times works here then this isnt surprising… but the main ideas still stand! And there she is! The forest on top of a hill over looking the area complete with a cave system if one where to walk a few kilometers further, theres a small cliff I planned on turning the whole face into a building and have plants and shit at the top, an underground building that supports the soils and trees at the top, cleaning it recycling it and keeping the water levels nice and steady. What I need is to start from scratch first, a room, kitchen bed ect. And with my elemtals and perks there is no way this shit isnt going to get completely crazy! but first time to send the pokemon around here packing. I starting working on the seal to make the pokemon unease and wants to leave. This is for the best, im about to move earth and heaven in a few moments and I need everything to be as perfect as I could… shit theres going to be ALOOOT of animals and pokemon thats going to be homeless… err… I can make houses for them… hhmmm ah I know! I can put them all a sleep first then place them into a stasis seal then move shit around some pokemon living quarters… basically imma kidnap them for a bit and destroy some of their neighbourhood THEN build them a home thats similar to their old ones and… you know what? this is too much work, I could just kill them all and be done with it but I want to have a peaceful life not one of quiet tomb staring. Thanks ive been doing that for like 3 years…
Huh… I could find a desert… a mountain uninhabited by most of the pokemon and animals… yeah… that sounds good and just teleport here like a summer house or something, sure that sound awesome! First tho time to MAKE a tree house! I can already hear my inner child SCREAMING in excitement! hehehe I never had a tree house before` I would yell internally.
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I never go overboard'.
There stand a HUGE giant oak like tree trunks but with large pear like leaves, with twisty web like branches and running around 1 of this tree is a circular stair case that goes all the way to the top, a house, leaver, pullies and bridging system connects with other tree with blocks of rooms like a huge hard fruits or nest of sort to serve as office, cookery, research ect sitting comfortably on it. The area itself including the ground has been littered with bioluminescence of all kinds including crystals that pulsate gentle calming energy for myself, it also been seal off to scare or alarm me of something too power approach(lv.100 higher due to wanting a few experiments/keeping myself from rusting my combat skill), there is always a need for a willing test subjects! I went with the plan to seal off a small section so I wouldnt make too many pokemon homeless and i don't need much room for myself anyway but I also kept my eyes on them, by that I mean my elementals sneak to see if they had a place to hunker down and they did, its mostly just birds a few ratatas but it seemed like they migrates here and there so they used old nest but what I didn't expect was when I was tracking a pokemon some larger pokemon like this rhyhorn actually have something like a tribe, with caves for houses and rooms also some markings made from berries or crushed flower… ok… was this here before?… because I saw nothing like this when I was here.
Now I enter my bedroom a king size bed, wardrobe, toilet led straight to a accelerated fertilizer to soil then seal into stasis for later use. Water seal for cleaning clothes uses seals to vibrate all dirt off and then pass all air and water molecule out of the clothes. Reintroduce it again with any scented version you want and there clean clothes. I have food even though I don't really need to eat heck im starting a little farm, I want to try my hands on permaculture, to grow in layers off ground too and switch so I wont damage the soil! I made 30 elementals to get right on that, they already have plans of what to do and I already have mine. I needed to be in more places than once but I can only be in 100 because thats the limit of the skill multitask, tho reaching 100 did give me the perk create 1 permanent perk, but im not so sure it would be wise to just randomly say "I wanna be everywhere!" or something like that, I already have the power and defence of a god I don't want its immortality as well… I know I can die when I choose to and thats a,o.k. by me!
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Several hours later I felt a wave of… something…
… I sense it… looks like there is some sort of a worm pokemon on its last leg somewhere… and its really pushing itself. Hhmmm now how did it get like this, the pokemon usually just eats when it hunts, ive never really heard of pokemon torturing each other yet so how?… I close my eyes and concentrate on its location, and found the reason, the reason for it being in a half death state was because a bird type pokemon in this case a spearrow was flying with what it believe as a dead caterpie but in mid flight that little thing must have had a second wind pound the sucker and web it up cause that spearrow sure isnt moving anytime soon… *sigh…* 'just let nature.. let nature take her course…' yeah… it'll be over soon… just let nature decides, I ferment the Idea, I wont be that guy, I cant be that guy I may have the power and the resources with the touch of my fingers but that doesnt mean I can help every single child with a thorn on his or her fingers. Itll also completely wreck the web of life, THINGS DIE WHEN THEY ARE DEAD!
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I walk out of my bedroom and into my lab I wanted to create an artificial crystal ice of sort that will work to expand my multitask skills, something like dumping information to use later, like the main mother board and a storing unit or something. What I want is those many me to expand work on their project connect it to this crystal then if we wanted to or believe its important either preview or download the whole thing into our brain so we don't get encumbered by too many information that I am already having. Also im thinking about how to store some of these perks and powers or make a copy of the powers so that many other… shards?… yeah other shards of me can use it instead of using my chakra all the time they can generate their own and do their own things, super cool idea I know! Though this bring the question "will it still be me?!" and to that I say, meh. I shrugged with indifference, because you see it doesnt matter I don't matter what we need is to get the WHOLE race to survive its just alot of look alike or similar thoughts of me running around it doesnt matter to me.
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.. I wonder how that caterpie is doing?… hmmm ah its webbing its injured parts to stopped it from bleeding anymore, good good. And its moving still.. but slow a little too slow… its still slowly losing its life energy though there is no stabilizer… it will die… …. …. *sigh* just this once.
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Arriving there was easy with my speed and the ability to teleport was a wonderful emergency escape and surprise, I gently landed right in front of it, it didn't even have the energy to do anything else at that point. Its green body would be wrapped up by a red stained webbing it had many cuts and scratches and its visible eyes are too dim and tired to be holding any conversation long enough than one word… poor thing, it did well for a while and im happy with it but a little help never hurts anyone I guess. I sent a mental probe to it making sure it knows im not going to hurt or kill it.
"shhh, shhhhhhhh…. everything is fine now… just rest… I'll take care everything until you wake up". with my most reassuring tone and emotion as I could muster as I use healing pulse on this pokemon enough but not enough to lift it from its sleep… I think it deserves its nap, I thought to myself as I stroke it gently as it snoozes away… better prepare something for it to eat once it wakes up too.
A little under an hour later our new guest woke up, jumpy but in excellent health, its huge eyes would wonder my bedroom and a newly made nest of squishy bean bags nest with a cover over it. I sent a mental greeting to startle ball of energy.
"hello, welcome to my home, i hope your hungry, I made you something to eat It shouldnt taste that bad" I push the plate forward.
Im sure its hungry with all the energy it spent today, I check its body life signature and this thing is a herbivore but can takes meat too, just very rarely. I cooked it with a mixture of plants and barries I collected with abundance over the years, every gamer is a hoarder by heart after all. a salad that will give the user full health, stamina and +20 in all stats with a 50% recovery rate for 6 hours… just cause, what ill never use it because it only works for certain levels.
"it may look like an odd food but it is both medicine and food so with this I can be assure, that your fit enough to go back home safely" I pointed at the bright sea of reds purples and blue in the mixed diced leaves.
With that it nodded excitedly, in understanding but unable or unwilling to reply back and it carefully bit into the meal, which became a full on feast at rapid speed, gulping down most of the food without much chewing making the meal last for no more than 5 minutes… boy… do these things EAT!…
"DELISCIOUSSSS!" it yelled out my telepathy translate it instantly and burped before falling down and curling itself to sleep…
….… ….. … … ….. …. ….. err…
"... Oiy, kid…" oh god… oh god noooo…. "Oiy, kid! Wake up!" nope no response! Fekkinnn! *sigh* Fffffffiiiiiiinnnnnnnneeeeee… breathe BREATHE! I was going to ask it where it place was then bring it there, I should just keep the thing safe while it healed up I said, it should be quick I said and I can quickly get back to my work it should be finish soon I said… *sigh….* but fine whatever, just sleep there… wait… if it shit and pisses on this- FUCK! HANG ON! DO I HAVE A SEAL FOR THAT?` I screech in my head
of course I havent have seal for that…` one of the many shards would reply
WHHY DON'T I HAVE A SEAL FOR THAT?! ` I yelled out
because we`re not a nanny. ` it replied non nonchalant
I SHOULD HAVE A SEAL FOR THAT! ` I pressed
why? ` the shards asked
BECAUSE I HAVE A SEAL FOR EVERYTHI-ah good thanks other me that was much appreciative.` I said, it seemed the other me didn't care for my mental break down right now its on to something good… ill ask later.
So a nappy sticker for the poop and pee hole kek(teleported the waste product, keep area clean and does not leave scent), which surprise this thing has but one for both piss and shits… and the other is for webs… alright less work I guess. Paper, ink, draw done and place it on it ass aaannnnnnndddd done! Now! I have to wait for this little shit to wake up before I work on that crystal project… oh duh dumb just get another elemental to work on it… hhmmm hey what about working with the never melted ice?! that shit from regice too! Yeah my ice clone should be able to make that into having the properties for the magic usb I want and if anyone else use it then they get frozen until I come or someone with my authority come to unfreeze it or they bypass that somehow and the WHOLE thing dissipate/teleport faster than lightning! Ok… abit slower because that would cause an explosion(apart from teleport) but you get the idea. So I willed one of my consciousness to stop calculating and split into an ice elemental to try to see if that was possible. My skill in this area was high enough that you wont even notice that it isnt me apart from the retina in the eyes, the hair is too rigid and the temperature is cold but thats also a switch if I want to turn off as in keep the temperature to the elemental but never seems to need to. well just leave him alone for now then shall we?
I stare back at the curled up oversize bird feed that might now be my responsibility… well… I wanted a pokemon…. I got a worm… MAYBE I SHOULD MUGGLED AN EGG!? nah, I feel bad for the mother, though its an idea nonetheless. Hhmmm well if I cant find a pokeball… im going to make something similar… running around me are ideas like read its energy patterns store that shit in a crystal, cool immortality until break but basically a prison so no thanks… for now at least, then theres like a snow globe idea but this time the glob represent an actual islands and areas and theres people and shit! OMEHGAWD! OHMEGAWDDDD!… its bigger on the inside…. DOCTOR WHAT?! WHOS YOUR DOCTOR BABBY! but in all honesty I fear some douchebag breaking it and the whole thing implode into oblivion, I should know I have a move exactly just that.
If I ever go back into a ninja world I think I'll like that, something that I can travel with and not be viewed as weird or crazy so they wont mugged me… a tardis would not be one of those and a overkill people would notice it right away… but a tent?… ahhhhhhhh an Idea?… no… maybe not a tent… hmmm a rock? No I'll lose it in like a day… never mind lets just go back to the island trapped in space. Hhmmm… maybe the platform can also fly when the marble breaks so that It can be use as an emergency escape! But going back to the little guy…
a living stasis seal huh?… its fine for now just touch, it catches it and freeze whatever it stored in time…. the game chooses this time to show that I have pass some sort of check as it gave me my answer. Oh god… OMG THIS IS OP! all I need to do is… let them touch this and POW! Thats it done! Its already over SEAL! I wonder if the akastuki still around… though obito going to be hard to touch but I should still be able to rip his spirit so its all good… until he runs… hhhmmmm….. welp whatever not my problem its the naruto talk no justu ballshit problem!
Soooo… paper, ink, stroke and done… *sigh* welp time to make more plans, hhhmmm a second body? Yes, a way to recreate sharingan and byakugan, sure and why not create your own sets of eyes too have x-ray vision and shit. Create different slew of products from potions to clothing with seals that will repair when rip and clean itself when activated!… omg… I just had an idea… what if, now just hear me out… what IF Godzilla vs the juubii?! OH MEH GAAWWDDDTHAT WOULD BE SOOO EPIC! but bad idea, radiation sickness and all that also its sasuke and naruto fight, ill just be like in the corner cooking myself a meal and watching it on the big screen TV or sommat so, yeah im good. I mean I can literally slap kaguya to the center of the earth, HECK I COULD SEAL HER USING THE NEW SEAL I JUST COMPLETED! im just here to do things in the long run for the species… OHHHH A STARSHIP! I COULD TRY TO BUILD A STAR-oh wait theres already aliens looking at opportunity to try and take naruto earth…. why didn't they already? I dunno… should I…. errr… slap them until they leave?… nope stupid idea, I don't want to go guns a blazing only to find out theyve been keeping some form of calamity somewhere that I don't know of… hhmmmmm dimensional travel? As in what im doing already but this one im going to somewhere in the same galaxy? Find dead worlds make it sexy and live there! Hhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!….. well, when one LITERALLY have everything that needed for that? The imaginations the limit… but I feel like im missing something very… primal… very… something….
I looked back at the caterpie, it looks like it is every bit at peace with the world… I picked it up and cradled it to my bed. `this fella isnt half bad… ive been feeling tired the longest time but I never had the chance to relax… maybe… just…. I felled asleep along with my new friend, it has been a long LOOOONNNGGG time since I last slept and it feels right…