HAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA I look absolutely stunning!
now it's time to get out all my deadly toys heeheeheehee.
Megs headed outside.
Megs saw a person walking past the alleyway where her hideout was and tossed a can of Joker venom spray at his feet.
What the heck is this? The man said as he approached it. This would be a big mistake for him...
The can started spinning around,
spraying deadly green gas everywhere!.
The man gasped in horror, while unwittingly breathing the gas in...
Megs Joker watched from behind a wall.
After inhaling enough gas,
the man started to chuckle...
What's so funny?, a random passerby asked him.
H-Help! I-Haha-I've-Hahahahahaha-
been poi-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The man fell over laughing.
Holy! Shit!, she said in horror.
Megs Joker didn't dare show herself.. not yet anyway she would have to make her return very special.
Megs Joker did enjoy the scene of the laughing man.
By the time the lady had rang up the hospital to get the poor guy help it was too late, the man was already lying dead on the sidewalk with a huge rictus grin stuck to his face.
The hospital truck soon arrived, but alas, the hospital workers ended up seeing the dead man with the horrifying smile on his face.
I- I feel like I'm in a DC comics story, one of them shivered.
You mean with an actual victim attacked by the Joker himself?! Another one said in fear.
Yes that's exactly what I mean.
But the Jokers not real!.
Then who or what could caused such a horrible death like this?!
Megs Joker had heard enough of this.
She pulled out 5 bladed Joker playing cards from her pockets and got ready to throw them at the medical staff!.
She aimed carefully...and then she threw them!
One staff foolishly turned his head hearing the SHING! sound.
He ended up being sliced in the chest with the razor card!
BULLS EYE! Hehheheheh.
The other cards hit the additional men as well.
OH SH*T! The one who got sliced shouted.
Those unlucky ones were all throat sliced by the deadly cards.
All the ones who were hit by the cards collapsed on the ground!
They were alive still.. but barely.
Megs Joker stepped out into view admiring her literal cutting edge handy work.
So beautiful! Megs Joker commented to herself.
The dying, bleeding medical staff only got a slight glimpse at their killer before passing on.
The soul surviving one who only got nicked in the chest actually wet himself with fear upon seeing Megs Joker!.
It...It can't be!
The surviving man said in horror.
Oh ho ho you bet it is, Megs Joker said, pulling something out from her pocket again.
No! Leave me alone! The man begged.
Megs Joker revealed to the man..
A pint sized present box with a bow on top?.
Huh? The man was confused.
For you. Megs Joker told him.
Since your the only one left I have decided to spare your life and offer you a token of survival, she said placing it in his hand.
There was most likely something inside that would kill the guy if he opened the box.
The man really didn't want to open the box...b ut out of fear that Megs Joker would kill him if he refused, he opened it anyway.
Inside it was a Pygmy rattlesnake, tiny but with enough highly toxic venom to kill a full grown man rather quickly.
It was already extremely cranky, being stuck in that little box for a day or two and when it saw the man looking down at it the snake striked the nearest part of his flesh which was his hand.
The Man's eyes widened in horror as the snake sunk it's fangs into him!
Heh- heh, lowering ones expectations is always fun!.
The poison quickly went into the man's blood stream and he soon died.
Megs Joker looked down at the dead corpse before walking off.. Heading for the news station!.
The snake simply slithered off the mans body, heading back to the wild.
A crowd of people soon gathered around to see the dead bodies.
When Megs burst in through those doors the first thing she did was shoot everyone she could see in the first room dead!.
There was a bunch of screaming, chaos and blood everywhere!
HAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!.
That laughter of hers was so loud that the people in the rooms upstairs could hear it clearly.
What is going on here?!
One woman asked in terror.
Megs Joker came storming up the stairs, going to the room where the early morning and evening news was broadcasted.
Everyone turned to stare at her in shock.
You folks are going to do little Ol me a favour... Turn on those news cameras or I paint the walls with your blood.. I ain't joking.
Megs blasted a few people in the room then to make her point.