Terrified out of their minds, the people ended up doing what Megs commanded them to do.

Megs Joker smiled to herself and strolled past the dead people, she sat down then in the spot where the news people would sit.

Cameras rolling, hair looking neat lets start, Megs said as casually as she could.

The cameraman nervously came up to Meg.

Megs smiled in delight at the fact that her evil grin would be present on every television in the town, not to mention all the other channels were hijacked too.

(clears throat ) Good evening everyone are you all watching this broadcast you better be.

Many people were in complete shock to see what seemed to be the actual Joker on live TV!

Are my eyes deceiving me?! One man said to himself.

The-The Joker really exists?! A woman said in horror.

Meanwhile, Sky had finally got for herself the huge mallet she was looking for. She came upstairs only to see she forgot to turn the TV off. She went to push the off button when she saw a familiar face. "Wh-What's this?"

Now I'm sure you all thought that I was dead.. that I ended my own wretched life heheheh fat chance.. I'm back and I'm more better then ever.

Dozens of people all stared in horror and disbelief!

Sky, on the other hand...

Sky: Mistah J! Sky was so happy to see her Puddin again.

If any of you want to keep on living your miserable lives I would advise you to not do the following things.

1. Interfering with my plans.

2. snitching on me to a cop or other dumb authority figure.

3. Simply getting in my way.

4. Calling me crazy or stupid to my face

and finally 5,
calling me any female pronouns!.

All of the people cowered in fear.

Oh and um Kates mother if your watching this I need to let you know I'm afraid that your little girl isn't ever gonna be the same anymore heeheeheehee.

After seeing her puddin on TV, Sky Harley Quinn turned the Tv off.

My Puddin's ok! Oh! I just knew he isn't dead! She said in excitment. She took her mallet with her and took off.

Megs Joker soon ended the news broadcast.

Ok...N-Now what? The cameraman asked Megs Joker.

All done now you boys do what ever the heck you want, she said feeling bored.

Megs Joker then left but not before shooting one of the already dead bodies just for a laugh.

After seeing Megs Joker leave, one person said to the others What are we going to do?!.

I can still hear you,
Joker Megs called.

The man quickly shut his mouth.

Megs Joker didn't know that Sky Harley Quinn was heading for the same location as the news station.

MegsJoker heard soon someone say Excuse me, You're the one who did this to my Katey! Aren't you?! Megs turned to see the angry mother with her daughter Kate.

Heh-heh-heh long time no see, mommy from the court house you saw the news I guess, thanks to my talent in surgery you have instead of a daughter a wonderful pet! HAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA

You heartless bastard! You will pay for this! The mother said in anger. I'll have you know I'm cop,
I've called others to back me up and you are under arrest! she said as she put handcuffs on Megs!

Where's Harley when I need her?, Megs Joker groaned.
She wasn't in the mood to be arrested.

The Cop growled at Megs. Now come with me you- Before she could finish her sentence, She was suddenly whacked in the head and she fell unconscious!
The attacker behind her was none other than Sky Harley Quinn!.

Megs Joker looked up in surprise and delight.

Ha-harley? Is that you pooh?.

Ta dah! It is Puddin. Sky Harley Quinn answered with a smile.

I've been wondering where you've been, she said going up to her.

I was looking for you Puddin! I heard you were dead but I never believed it.

Ya know Harls that wretched mother called the cops on me, probably about 30 of them will arrive soon.
So we may have to go to the asylum because I couldn't possibly take them on even with help.. But at least we will be with each other, she held hands with Harley and kissed her on the cheek.

After putting her hand on her kissed cheek lovingly, Sky Harley Quinn said to Megs Joker "I can take those cops on and even if I can't I'll figure out a way to get us out of the asylum Mistah J!"

Great idea pumpkin pie and after that I will need to find a way to get rid of this hideous female body.. I can't stand looking at.. These any longer, she said referring to her breasts.

Kate, whom the mother dropped after being knocked out, came up to her mother and said a bunch of sad garbled words as if she was trying to lament her mother.

You'll just have to learn to live as a dog kiddo no more hideous humanity, Megs Joker said, turning to look at her.

Sky Harley Quinn turned her attention to the dog like Kate. Who's this? SKy Harley asked to Megs Joker about Kate.

Oh that's just some brat who called me crazy at court.. I kidnapped her when I tricked my way out of the asylum and performed a bit of surgery on her.

Kate looked at Sky Harley with tears in her eyes, hoping she'd feel sorry for her. But instead, Sky Harley just shrugged and looked away, much to Kate's dismay.

Hold me tight Harley, I can hear the fuzz coming this way, Megs Joker whispered.

Soon enough the cop cars arrived and Sky Harley hold Megs Joker tight.

Stupid blue outfitted jerks,
Megs Joker grumbled.