Hilda and Her Mates go On a Fucking Heist: The Preps

Thank you to everyone who enjoyed Hilda and Her Mates go On a Fucking Heist! A quick note before this fic starts, this is the prequel to the original fic, so I would recommend reading this one first, and then reading Hilda and Her Mates go On a Fucking Heist! But enough about that, let's fuckin do this!

Hilda and her friends were just sitting in Hilda's room, being bored. They had no idea what to do, and most of all, they were broke as all hell. They needed money, and fast. David was playing GTA Online on his laptop, doing the diamond casino heist because he needed money in the game, but this sparked an idea in his head.

"Oi, cunts! I have an idea on how we could make money!" Hilda looked at her friend with a confused look, he was never the type to get ideas. "And what might that be David, slaving away at a fuckin 9 to 5? Like retail?" She asked.

"No, you dumb bastard, never say stupid shit like that again, or I might just beat your ass! We rob a casino, god damn it! The Trolberg Casino has some gooooood shit, I can tell, I mean where the hell do ya think money goes? To a god damn underground vault of course, where the fuck would it go besides there?" David explained to Hilda. Hilda and Frida just looked at him with confused looks. Frida just though he was a fucking dumb ass, while Hilda was close to telling him to put down that damn game he plays so much.

"Ok, ok, David, you need to calm the fuck down ya dumbass, I think you've been playing too much GTA, there's no fucking way the Trolberg Casino has a vault, I haven't even been inside it so I wouldn't know, but still! Chill!" Hilda looked at him with an annoyed expression. But then Johanna walked in the room with a semi annoyed face.

"Would you fuckers shut the god damn fuck up? Man, y'all making me wanna blow my goddamn brains out, with your dumbasses. Holy shit." Johanna then walked out of the room. "Also I heard your stupid asses arguing, I'll drive your bitch asses to the casino, if y'all will shut your stupid asses up."

"Fine, if you drive us to the casino we'll shut the fuck up and be normal." David said with a disappointed face. They all got in the car and drove to the casino, but Johanna was still in the car and whipped out a bunch of hacking equipment.

"Mum, what the hell is all this?" Hilda asked with an extremely confused expression.

"These fuckers stole a shitload of my money way before you were born, and I want payback on those dumb fucks. Here's a phone, once you pick up on a WiFi signal, tell me and I can access the cameras throughout the casino, I'll go through them and either prove or disprove David's theory." Hilda and her friends eventually walked through the casino, eventually picking up on the WiFi signal, while Johanna went through the cameras and her eyes widened realizing something.

"Holy fucking shit, David was right. These fucks really do have a vault. Look at all these goddamn stacks!" Johanna said with utter shock. "Alright, you can get outta there, there is a vault after all, so if y'all really wanna go on this heist, then I'll help you. So let's do this shit."

UNMARKED WEAPONS

"Right, so we're going to need weapons that won't trace back to us, I would send you to a damn gun store, but we don't need those being traced via credit card. So, I've located a local gang's clubhouse that has just what you need. Get over there, fight your way in, and steal the weapons. Shouldn't be too hard. Now go!" Hilda, Frida, and David got out and drove Johanna's car to the clubhouse.

"Hey, who the hell are you-" One of the members couldn't even finish his sentence before getting a shotgun blast to the head. David had shot him, now the gang members were alerted. The three looked at each other, having a "let's do this" type expression on their face. Hilda ran through bullet hail and slashed the necks of two gang members, Frida shot 3 with a pistol, David ran behind one and snapped his neck, and with the three of them working together, they finished them off quickly. They went inside the clubhouse, and mowed down the rest of the gang in the clubhouse. They stole the weapons and got back in Johanna's car, driving back to Hilda's house.

"Good, good, you got the weapons." Johanna nodded approvingly.

GETAWAY VEHICLES

"Alright, let's see if I can get you handed the keys to your getaway vehicles. Go over to the hotel I've tracked." The three nodded before heading off to the hotel. "Right, you're gonna be doing some valet work. Dangerous business, I know, but still you should be good. See those valets in the back? Deal with them how you see fit. Kill em, spook em, knock em out, who knows?" David ran at them and snapped one's neck, before jumping off his body, landing on another valet and shooting the back of his head. The third valet tried to run away, but David got behind him and chopped his neck, knocking him out. David threw all three of them off a bridge.

"Alright, very good. The three of you dress up like those valets, and wait for the vehicles outside." Hilda and the others stood outside for the getaway vehicles. Eventually, they arrived and they stole them. They had to deal with some cops on the way back, but they dealt with them immediately.

"Good, you got the shit. Very good." Johanna smiled.

HACKING DEVICE

"Right, you're gonna need a hacking device for the keycard slots in most doors at the casino. Their tech is literally government level type shit, so that means you're gonna have to raid the police station, which is where they're holding it, sneak around them or go guns blazing, your choice." Hilda and the others pulled up to the police station, they busted in and David and Frida held off the cops by mowing them down with the firepower they currently had. Hilda snuck around the building, eventually finding the device.

"I got it, guys! Let's get out of here!" Hilda and the others ran out while still shooting at the cops and holding them off. They had to deal with cops on the way back, but they were eventually dealt with. They made their way back to Hilda's house and delivered the hacking device.

"So you actually held off the police and got it. I didn't expect you to be able to do it, especially when you went guns blazing, but still, I'm impressed." Johanna told them as she put the device away for further use in the heist.

VAULT DRILLS

"Ok, so you're trying to get your hands on some silent vault drills. That's very cool, except for the fact you're gonna have to get them from a couple retards robbing the Trolberg bank right now. You'll have to deal with some police, but hell, I'm sure you can handle it." Hilda and the others made their way to the Trolberg bank, where there were cops surrounding the place, and some criminals holding their hands up. David took out a grenade and threw it right in the spot where it would blow up everyone. David rushed in with Hilda and Frida and took out one of the robbers trying to get into the vault to get money. David silently took him down, snapping his neck. They took the vault drills and got out of there as fast as they could. Cops were after them, as per usual. Hilda had to lean out the window and shoot at them, so she could hold them off. In fact they had to pull onto a beach and have a giant battle with the cops until Johanna could pick them up in a car.

"Well, that could have gone so wrong in so many ways. I'm just glad you three are safe, and that you have the drills."

VAULT KEYCARDS

"You're gonna need two keycards to get into the vault access tunnel. Luckily, two of the owner's goons are busy doing some things, and they have their keycards with them. Find them, and take them out. This is obvious, but grab their keycards." Hilda and her friends split up. Hilda found one of them in a motel having… let's just say... A good time. Hilda quickly disposed of him with a pistol shot to the face. She grabbed his keycard and ran out of the motel. David and Frida had found the second one, who was stumbling out of a bar, obviously intoxicated. They both knew this would be easy, so David chopped his neck and knocked him out. They took his keycard and ran. They regrouped back at Hilda's house.

"Knew this was gonna be quick. Wasn't that hard for you I assume?"

"Nope." David replied.

"Alright."

SECURITY KEYCARDS

"You're gonna need level 1 and 2 keycards to access the staff lobby and some doors in the casino. Sadly you'll need to hack the level 3 access doors in the vault. But this makes it a hell of a lot easier. Get out there and grab them." Hilda and her friends ran out the door, and eventually found themselves at what appeared to be some kind of party. They found the passed out guards on the floor and took their keycards. This was an extremely easy mission for them. They got back to Hilda's house.

SHIPMENTS

"The owner of the casino wants his security buffed up to the max. From my intel, they're supposed to get assault shotguns, bulletproof helmets, as well as bulletproof vests. But you three can stop that from happening, and tip the balance in our favor. So, you know what to do, get out there and destroy them." Johanna displayed the locations of 10 of the shipments. "You have about 20 minutes to destroy all of them before they reach the casino." Hilda found a van and blew it up. David and Frida destroyed two shipments. They eventually all worked together and blew up several of them. But there was a problem, one of the shipments was extremely far away from them and there were only 3 minutes left until it reached the casino. So they rushed as fast as they can, and blew it up with 1 second left on the clock.

"Holy shit, that was tough." Hilda said.

"Sure was." David agreed.

"Yep." Frida said, obviously tired.

FINALE

They all went back to Hilda's house, ready to begin the heist. Johanna got all their equipment ready, and had taught them all the layout of the building, and how to hack and drill. The three friends were all ready and prepared, but something was amiss. Frida was staring at her phone, and they questioned what she was doing. "Frida, we're about to begin the heist, why in god's name are you staring at your phone?" David questioned with a bit of annoyance.

"Oh, it's just a message, nothing special." Frida said. Frida hid a small smirk "Oh, I've got y'all now." Frida laughed in her head, knowing what she had to do. Johanna walked out of the room and David stood up and walked to the planning board with a smirk.

"Alright dumb cunts, it's time for the fuckin heist!"

Thank you for reading Hilda and Her Mates go On a Fucking Heist: The Preps! I hope you enjoyed the fic, and I'll be sure to create far more fics like this in the future!