"dADyYyYyYyYyYyYy!" Fitz screamed in a heavy accent as he raced down the stairs of Everglen.
Alden quickly whipped around to face Mr Hotshot Feta Cheese Chandelier Head.
"What's wrong, son?! I shall make it right!"
Fitz wiped a tear from his eye as he hiccuped, "Sophie likes Keefe, but now I want her to like mEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE!"
"Of course son, no reason to worry, I'll just go to your best friend's house, manipulate him into not telling the girl he loves how he feels, and crush his dreams!" Alden exclaimed.
"Keefe, you had better stay away from my Fitzipoo Feta Cheese's Sophie because I want them to be 'happy' so back off nerd-"