Alright, this is dedicated to my friend, Marisa Numbuh 200 and her cute Ghost Pal! Mucho Love from Numbuh Moron!
Here we go!
(Oneshot: 200x400, Until the Afterlife Dies) (Ft. Carson - Numbuh 8 and Evan Fang - Numbub Moron)
BOOM!
Phantasmajin and her pal Mariza used a Spectre Freeze on Stickybeard from stealing the Supah Candy Dispensers!
(How the Spectre Freeze Works:
Marisa/Phantasmajin use some shadow of her own, and with a little ghost energy, she creates a lock by stepping in the foe's shadow, preventing them from moving ANY MUSCLE, unless she gets off their shadow.)
"Arrrg! Why can't ye Kids Next Door give ole Stickybeard yer candy?!" Stickybeard grunted as he was frozen.
"Because, those are Cellular Active Candies!" Carson shouted. "Do adults even take Vitamins like old people?!"
"VITAMINS?!" Stickybeard felt disgusted by the fact he said vitamins. (Note: Vitamins are Medical Drugs, not candy.)
"Only I can use a lot since my Mitochondrial DNA is much absorbent than a regular human!" Evan replied ad he used his Electric Powers to magnetize a street lamp, and all of a sudden, cars, trucks, fences, all metalic objects piled up on Stickybeard and his pirate crew as Metal encased for the Kids Next Door to take prisoners. Evan smiled as the Kids Next Door met up at the candy store. "Excellent job, allied earthlings! Here's some Space Currency if Earth happens to run out of sweets! Simply dial the number on the money on your phone, raise it up outside, and a saucer should deliver the goods!"
Evan smiled as he tested the Supah Candy Dispenser. He dropped a Token Chip of 1 Coin inside. He twisted the knob as a Red and White, Cherry Flavored, Peppermint shaped candy popped out. Evan put the candy in his mouth and chewed it to bits. When he swallowed it, it healed his body from wounds and even powered him up a little.
"Supah Candy Dispenser ready for use!" Evan smiled as he Somersaulted backwards in joy.
"Excellent work, team!" Nigel Uno told his team of 9. "With candies like these, I'M SURE any Evil Adult will cower before the strength of kids! Just wait until the Labs approve of using Numbuh Moron's DNA to enhance our stomachs to eat more of these mysterious candies!"
"Well, isn't the Sugary ones that make you powerful, and the Healthy ones restore your health? If anything, we can-" Zoe kept talking to her team as Marisa drifted off to Daydream Ville with Zoe on her mind. You see, these two happened to be secret lovers, but it's not everyfay they show this in public. Sometimes the girls would honor them WAY TOO MUCH, or that the boys wonder why do girls do that, or some more questions arose in the Agency. But who knows why they keep it a secret nowadays? "So why should we even bother with these candies? ... Phantasmajin? Why are you staring at me?"
"Zoe, it's me, can't you see?" Asked Phantasmajin/Marisa, as she barely realized she's in her superhero outfit. "Oops! I'll meet you all back in the base!"
And with that, the superhero girl left in the back of the candy store, where she blipped bwck to normal.
"That's the wrong way to go, coachie!" Mariza teased Marisa.
"I know! It's just it's been so long since me and Zoe dated! And we've been bombarded with extra work eversince we worked with Numbuh Moron, whatever he is..." Marisa sighed.
"Maybe it's time you confessed." Mariza replied.
"Are yoy crazy?!" Marisa shouted. "What will the Kids Next Door think of us?!"
"Believe me, when a ghost becomes a part of you and with millions of Alien Races coexisting with us, anything's possible! Even grazing the Delightful Children into normal with Silver Bullets!" Mariza tried cheering up her literal soulmate.
"As much as it's believable that the Kids Next Door will not mocj us who who we really are inside, I hope that this secret doesn't get as much as it is with others." Marisa sighed.
It's not everyday that a Kids Next Door operative gets a chance to confess who they REALLY are deep inside and not get away with people laughing or mocking them, but who knows, we're talking about a future of a time machine, aliens, anime and now ghosts, what's next on the list? A Kids Next Door Battle Royale from the COOLBUS?!
Zoe was thinking the same thing. Marisa would be so happy if she heard that Zoe would date her like she did back then, before it was that much of a secret. Maybe before anyone inspired Numbuh 86 to be that way, but to no avail, she's not that type of girl, even if her dad, Mr Boss, an Adult Villain, would want to allow it.
As the mission was over, the Kids Next Door reported back into the SHUTTLE.
(Galactic Kids Next Door: SHUTTLE
Space
Hovercraft of
United
Teammates
Teamed with
Lieutenant
Evan
Also known as Neo Galactic Kids Next Door Space Base.)
Zoe sighed as she was staring off into space, places rebuilt since the Dawn of Galactic Kids Next Door, back when Evan was just a plain Blame Target for everything, and before the notice of the many lies concealing an alien parasite thriving off dead planets to live forever. The worst excuse? 13 years is 1 Billion years on earth, even when the main alien was using Dirt to reproduce and recover once every hundred years, at their full lifespan.
Anyways...
Carson was digging out something to eat that is humanely recognizable. He found a huge Egg shaped orbed that looked blue and had a transparent shell where you can see the inside, which was mostly a blye liquid.
"Hey, Fang?" Asked Carson. "What is this?"
Evan looked from the Space Battery to Carson. "That's a Goopberry. Delicious!"
"Goopberry?" Asked Carson. "I wonder if anyone tasted that kind of Egg, or Fruit..."
"While it may be an egg, it's still good for making energy drinks and pie." Evan showed some culinary skills, just kidding, he cracked the berry and dropped the contents into a blender where he dumped some carbonated water into the mix and blended them together which formed a Blue fizzy kid friendly energy drink. (Taste: Monster Energy Drink.)
That was when Evan caught the eye of two sad operatives, in each room, the Observation Deck and the Bedrooms.
Evan then got an idea and called on the Instant Dial. "Marisa, you are needed at the Observation Deck, Protocol 942!"
(Protocol 942: Hunt for Luxurious Planets.)
Marisa walked over and surprisingly saw Zoe looking at the Observation Deck, into the many planets beyond the Solar System. As a matter a fact, they weren't even on Milky Way anymore, they're near some sort of Andromeda Galaxy.
Marisa walked over to Zoe as she blushed and her little heart began pumping faster.
"Zoe?" Asked Marisa.
"Hi, Marisa." Replied Zoe.
"So, looking for planets, I see?" Marisa spotted a planet thst caught Zoe's eye. It was a planet that shines on its own, with heat coming from its own planet and the water glowed bright blue with people living on it. More like a partying planet if you ask anyone. Too bad the Mean Teenagers don't get to enjoy it~.
"Yeah, that one caught my eye." Zoe giggled a little. "That planet with a little bit of fun inside, partying everyday and with their party water glowing brightly as your eyes."
Marisa blushed a little at that complement. "Oh my."
"Oops, I didn't mean to say that out loud." Zoe giggled as well as Marisa.
"It's okay, Zoe." Marisa replied. "It's not every day that I get to hear words like that come out of your mouth. Such sweet kind words."
"Oh. Marisa." Zoe blushed as Marisa put a hand on Zoe's cheek.
The two shared a romantic kiss as the two girls shared a moment. They keep kissing to their hearts content, and kept enjoying the moment, regardless of Evan's "orders".
Evan himself was smiling because of the little mission he completed.
"What are you staring at, Numbub Moron?" Asked Kuki.
"You're too young to understand, Numbuh 3. Shoo." Evan took Numbuh 3 back to the bottom parts of the SHUTTLE with everyone else.
The End.
