"Huh?" In a flash, I open my eyes. "What's going on? Who are you?!" a woman says, surprised. She seems to have walked from down the path, Holding a umbrella almost like a sword. Just until a moment ago, I never actually realized how cute the girl in front of me was, short and brunette, in a small skirt and shirt.
"Ma'am, I'm sorry for having inconvenienced you, but where are I, rather, where are we." I say, looking at her with what i'm guessing is a look of pure confusion. She looks at me with surprise, slowly turning into a more calm face.
"Welcome to the Northern territory of the Human Empire." Human Empire, where am I, the 1800's? She begins to pull me up, continuing the explanation I was asking for. "This is the Human Empire, ruled by the Taboo Index, rather the absolute law, by understanding. There are holy knights made by the Goddess of Creation, Stacia, known as Integrity Knights. They take away sinners, to question and execute them."
"U-uh, I'm not sure I got all of that, so maybe you can re explain that once we go to the nearest town." I say, standing up after sitting in mud, for almost 5 minutes. "Gross!" I scream, wondering what I was thinking, messing up my clothes like this.
After a short while of silence, suddenly it is broken by a loud bristling sound. Suddenly, a green goblin like figure appears, with a giant club. As the girl, stands behind me terrified, I grab the umbrella out of her hand, and rush at the goblin. I rush at him, screaming, "HAAAA!" As the umbrella begins to impale the creature, the umbrella begins to change shape, into a sword? As the green sword begins to impale the goblin, I feel as if Armor is holding me down, as I look downwards, I see a somewhat familiar emblem with knight armor. The girl, standing in awe, says "Don't dilly dally, end it!"
I stab it in a little further, and it disappears. Suddenly, I am standing in front of a purple haired woman- "The first flower, bestowed as a gift from Terraria, it is yours now. This sword is yours now- it will be your lifeline, don't lose it."
As I return to reality, the sword and the armor with the all to familiar logo on it disappear, reverting to mud covered clothes, and a mere umbrella. "U-ugh", and my eyes shut as I begin falling.