Chapter 12: The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You

OMFG. Dragons exist in Skyrim! Who knew? I was hyper-ventriloquating because the big gray dargon just landed in the courtyard and perched on the wall like an eagle. It breathed fire so I was hiding behind a pillar with Onmind.

"DARGONS EXIST IN SKYRIM??!!" I freaked out.

"Oh, trust me. It's as much as a shocker for all of us as it is for you," Onion said breathing heavily.

"What do you mean?" I shouted at him because the dargon was roaring loudly in the background.

"The dragons supposedly died off ages ago! I've heard rumors coming all the way from Whiterun about their return... I wasn't expecting any of it to be true" he replayed.

"YOL TOR SHUUL!" THe dargon shooted and flames came out of his mouth.

Some senior wizards came out to the courtyard and stared shooting fire and litening at the dragon. The Archimagus Savor Armin was there too! I saw Frarada was shooting fire at it and a couple other elves doing the same. The dragon screamed in pain.

"This one thinks we should help too!" D'Jango came with Brenana and dragged me and Onmind away from our hiding spot.

The dragon looked in our direction.

"OMFG!" I shouted and the dragon shouted back at me "YOL TOR SHUUL!" And it breathed fire!

Luckily, Tolkien came and he put up a force field spell in front of me. "Stand back! Get ready to defend yourselves!" He warned.

I wasn't good at Distraction spells, so I summoned my Fire Artronarch. Brenana summoned her Ice Artronarch, which looked like a giant walking icicle but bigger and bulkier, and she hid behind a pillar after.

Barleyna's Artronarch started punching the dragon in the face while D'Jango and Onion were shooting small lighting bolts at the dragon's wings. My artronarch threw flaming balls of Fire at it. Before Brenana's artronarch can punch it again, it flew to the air.

But then, Frarada, Archimagus Armin, some other senpai, and one of another Proffesor's Strom Artronarch shot lightening at it all at the same time! Then the dargon roared in pain and fell out of the sky. It fell into the big ravine below the Collage and landed with a giant thud so it was probably dead.

"So the rumors were true. The dragons really have returned..." Tolldor said quietly.

"That means Farengar wasn't crazy when he wrote us those letters," Miracle grumbled and started pacing around. "Great, I bet the Jarl is going to find some way to blame the college on its sudden appearance. Like they didn't hate us enough as it is."

"What matters right now is that the dragon is dead and nobody got hurt... or at least nobody got killed," Frarada told her.

"Gods, as if I didn't have enough to deal with." Miracle compliant in respond. "Colette, go see if anyone got injured and tend to their wounds. Faralda and I will investigate and make sure that beast stays dead." Miracle said to one of the other professors with the annoying voice.

And then she tuned to me and the other apprentices. "Everyone, you should head back inside. And good work today."

We all headed back inside the hall of Attunetemt. J"Mango was still exited from the battle and Brenana looked like she was meditating to calm herself down. I went into my bedroom alone and sulked in the wall. OMFG, I can't believe dragons were real. I was so shook! I started creying because I was so shocked. Onion must have heard my desolate sobbing because he knocked at my door and peeked into my room.

"Raven, are you okay?" He asked.

"No! IM NOT O-Fchucking-KAY!" (Geddit, like the MCR song) I yelled at him. "You never told me DARGONS are real!!"

"I know this must be a lot for you to handle right now..." he tried to comfort me by awkwardly doing the platonic back patting and it kinda worked.

"No SH1t it's a lot! I got used to the magic and the two moons and the lack of electricity and internet and running water! But dragons?!" I was yelling at him at the top of my lungs. I was so angry that my heart was racing and my face was red instead of white.

I wasn't angry at him tho. I was angry at the world! I thought my world was messed up, but Tamriel was a much more messed up place! That was when I realized that The World is Ugly (A/N geddit? it's another MCR song.)

I started pounding my fists at his chest weakly because I was so upset, but then he grabbed one of my rists and said "Raven..." calmly.

I locked into his icy blue eyes and I wanted to punch him in the face like Brenana's artronarch did to the dragon. But my heart was still pounding with the ardrenalen rush from fighting earlier. He opened his lips to speak but before he could...

I kissed him!