I wake up to the sounds of some kinda machinery. I sleepily get up from the toasty spot on the table to go to find the source of the annoying sound that woke me up. However, the sound does not seem to come from one certain place. It seems like it is coming from the entire house. Suddenly a place come's into mind. Kaito's room. The painting. I locate the staircase and start climbing up the steps. I stand and place my arms on the first step and swing my legs onto the first step. Then this repeats countless times. Tiring. By the time I reach the top of the stairs, the noise stops. Great. Kaito is now down in the basement with another entrance in I don't know where in the house. Ughh... I'll have to wait for Kaito in his room then. It's not like he'll be back anytime soon. Kaito's room consist of a bed, bookshelf, desk, and of course that huge painting of Kaito Kid the first.

THIS ENTIRE ROOM SMELLS LIKE KAITO! IT'S LIKE HEAVEN IN HERE! WHERE IS KAITO'S CLOSET! I SHALL BE THE PERVERT LIKE HIM AND HUNT FOR UNDIES! HAHAHAHAHA! I am really a pervert right now. But does it seem like I mind? NOT AT ALL! KAITO'S CLOSET! HERE I COME!

I dig through the neat stacks of clothes and finally reach the underwear section. I just lay flat down and enjoy the moment with my bleeding nose. The moments are interrupted by the front door shutting. Kaito is home. I jump into action by closing his closet doors and draws. I jump onto his bed and pretends I'm asleep. I left a tiny eyelid to observe Kaito when he comes into the room.

THE BED COVERS SMELL SO GOOD TOO! HOLY! CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I'LL BE ABLE TO SLEEP HERE FROM NOW ON! I CAN'T SLEEP ON THIS BED! I WON'T BE ABLE TO FALL ASLEEP! I CAN BARELY FALL ASLEEP AT HOME WITH MY KAITO PLUSHY NEXT TO ME!

The bedroom door swings open and Kaito heads for the closet to get clothes for showering. He opens the underwear section and slightly screams, "What is this?" He picks up one of his underwear and examines the red spot on it. Sh*t. I forgot that I had a nosebleed.

Kaito slowly turns in my direction, "Shiro. First, you seem to know what I am talking about, then you pick your own food, after that, you show me you know how to use the toilet... Now... you somehow found my underwear and had a nosebleed on top of it. Pervert."

"meow (I'm not the only pervert here)"

Kaito looks in my direction, stunned, "Weren't you asleep? Sneaky."

I sit up and give him a huge smile, "meeeeeow... (Anyways, now that you came home, welcome home!)"

Kaito gives me an unamused expression and heads for the bathroom.

Yes. The bathroom. The bathroom... A perverted smile runs across my face. You know what, I think I'm just here to avenge all the girls you peeped at back in school. Kikiki. I push a chair over from his desk and reaches for the doorknob. I slowly turn the doorknob and peek inside. Kaito is inside the bath, relaxing. I open the door so that I can slip through. I jump down onto the floor and slips through the crack I made. The temperature inside is higher. The air is damp. I found Kaito's clothes in a pile in a basket so I went hiding under his shirt. I am so good at this that Kaito did not even realize I am in the bathroom. When he stands up to leave, I see everything before he covers up his bottom half with a nearby towel. Blood starts pouring out of my nose. I feel light headed from the loss of blood. Might faint any second now. Suddenly, after drying himself, Kaito reaches for the shirt I hid under. Don't tell me that I'm hiding in the clean pile of shirts instead of the dirty pile.

The moment Kaito's eyes lay on me, he blinks a few times in surprise before saying, "Shiro... You sure are full of surprises. Half of this basket is covered in blood. You perverted cat."

Kaito picks me up and drops me on his bed while he gets a new set of pajamas.

"Stay put on the bed, perverted kitty. After I brush my teeth and wash my face, we will have a showdown." Kaito then went back to the bathroom.

Showdown? What does he mean by that? Guess I'll have to stay put in order to know. After a few minutes, Kaito comes out of the bathroom. He sits down next to me and pushes me onto the bed as he hovers over me with the blanket over the two of us. Then, with a serious face, Kaito whispers, "Shiro" right into my right ear.

I immediately feel the gushing of blood to my face. I cover my face with both of my paws. I can feel my little heart about to plump itself out of its little cage.

Seeing my reaction, Kaito bursts into laughter, "Pfttt... Hahahahaha! Gotcha! Shiro, if you are trying to exceed me in perverted-ness, forget about it!" Kaito sits back up and takes away the covers.

Did he notice that he just admitted that he is a pervert himself? If you are really a careless pervert, I wonder why you didn't fall for Akako's nice body and figure. Now I have the same question as Akako. Why does a pervert like himself like Aoko?

Oh well. If this is what he means by showdown, then it's now my turn. I walk over to him on his bed and meows. He turns to me and bends down to my level. Payback time. I lick him on his lips. He immediately flinches back up and covers his lips with the back of his right hand.

KAITO'S FIRST KISS! GET!

While he is busy blushing I give him another meow, "meow! (Gotcha!)"

"You..." Kaito says between clenched teeth, "Are one naughty girl!" He lunges at me and starts tickling me on my feet and belly. Not forgetting that I need to meow, I give him a meow that demands him to stop, "m-(laughter)...eow! (laughter)"

Kaito ignores my meows and continues to tickle me.

*Fifteen minutes later*

We both lay exhausted on the bed. Both huffing and puffing to catch up our breaths.

Kaito catches his breath first and says, "Shiro, I'm going to be out the whole day tomorrow. Maybe for a few days even."

I know. You are going to the Imperial Egg. Wait. Imperial Egg. Movie 3... SCORPION! KILLER! KAITO GONNA GET SHOT ON RIGHT EYE!

"Meow! (You can't go!)"

"Shiro, is that some kind of warning?"

"meow (YES!)"

"But challenges are the kind of things that Kaito Kid lives for."

"meeeeoow (If you are going, take me with you!)"

"Shiro is going to stay home. Jii-chan can take care of you."

"meow (I don't need an old man to care for me)"

"Then everything is decided! I promise I'll be back."

You are not listening, are you? Oh well. if you are not going to bring me, I have my way of going.

"Oyasumi, Shiro."

Kaito turns off the lights and goes to sleep.

I stay wide awake. After staring at Kaito for a good three hours, making sure he's asleep, I spring into action.

TO BE HONEST, KAITO'S SLEEPING FACE MAKES ME DROOL! HE'S SO PERFECT!

Okay. Done fangirling. For now.

I jump off the bed and land perfectly on the floor with all fours. I tiptoe across the room the Kaito's desk where his laptop lays. By jumping onto the chair then the desk, I reach the laptop. I pry it open with my tiny paws and... You know what? I'm such a genius! Or not. Kaito's laptop asks for a password. Like a detective, facts fill my head, searching for a possible password.

I first entered Kaito's birthday: 0621

*ERROR*

Next: Kaito1412

*ERROR*

Next: KurobaKaito

*ERROR*

Next: NakamoriAoko

*ERROR*

Not surprised that the password is not Aoko.

Think Shiro think. My last chance before the laptop locks itself...

I know! : KurobaToichi

*Welcome*

Seriously. Kaito, why bother to lock your laptop. It's not like I don't know your secret.

The moment the laptop shows the desktop page, I search for Kaito Kid heist for the Imperial Easter Egg. Tomorrow. Which means, time to start my plan. I deleted the history of my browsing and place the laptop back to its original position.

I push open the huge portrait of Kaito's dad and land inside the Kaito Kid's secret base.

With all my strength I run as fast as I can to pull the cord of the recorder out with my teeth. It might wake Kaito up. Safe. Kid's outfit pops out and it's time for me to shine. I grab a pair of scissors and start alternating the inside of the hat. I add an extra layer for me to curl up in and a zipper so I can crawl out in times where Kaito is in danger. Perfect. I place the hat back with the outfit and crawl inside of the secret compartment I made. Hehe. This plan is going to work out just fine.