"Goodbye authority
The ones who think that they know it all
Just want you on your knees
Behind the classroom door
Where seasons waste away
They teach you how to right and wrong
But there's a price to pay
A price to pay"
As the tower of Big Ben rang, every vegetable within a five-mile radius quickly took out a teacup and sipped.
A couple of carrots wearing sunglasses, spiked leather jackets, and huge Mohawks leaned on a wall nearest a red phone booth. One of them took out a spray can and quickly painted "RUBBISH" on the side of a brick wall...albeit in a very elegant, dignified cursive.
"Revolution
In the classroom
Revolution
In the classroom"
The London Eye slowly rotated into the stratosphere, all manner of tourists entering and leaving the massive Ferris wheel.
Over in Hyde Park, there was an outdoor production of "The Taming of the Shrew" by a couple of thespian peas.
"For more than just a day
They keep us from the game of life
And waste our lives away
Always demanding
You fit into the script
Have you ever heard
Your neighbour, scream and scream
And scream"
Shirley's plane slowly touched down upon a small alley. It immediately turned invisible, and the kids and leek walked out from the alley, and onto the streets.
"Revolution
In the classroom
Revolution
In the classroom"
"Ah, London..." Laura sighed.
"Libby would've totally loved to see this." Junior replied.
"The next location for the device parts is in the Tower of London." Shirley said. "Perhaps the most British location one could choose."
"I always thought Big Ben was the most British thing." Junior replied.
"I think YOU'RE the most British thing..." Percy whispered to Shirley, then sighed, secretly ogling Shirley's backside.
"Yes, righto..." Shirley replied, paying no attention to Percy's advances. "Let's get this.."
As the kids walked over to the tower with Shirley, Annie leaned over to Percy and whispered;
"Ya know she's like, ten or twenty years older than you."
"Oh, that's not a problem." Percy replied. "I've always had a thing for Englishwomen. Emily Blunt, Emma Thompson, Dame Judi Dench...ohhh mercy..."
"Gross." Annie turned up her nose at this.
"Don't judge me." Percy replied. "Once you go Brit, you'll never wanna quit!"
Annie rolled her eyes quite heavily at that statement.
"Anyway..." Shirley said, pulling out some sort of hand-held tracking device with a large satellite. "According to my tracker, the next part should be located...at the very top, right next to the Crown Jewels...we must be very cautious."
Shirley took out a grappling hook, which was shot into the air, wrapping around one of the stones that made the tower. She and the kids were quickly sent up by holding onto the hook.
"WOOOOOOOAAH!!" Junior and Percy exclaimed.
Once they were on the top of the tower, they needed a way to break in. Luckily, Percy pulled out his Liquidator gun.
"Liquidator, make a hole!" Percy commanded.
A blast from the liquidator created a hole in the tower, the kids and Shirley jumped inside, landing on a pile of soft, gray goop that was once the floor.
"Perfect landing, Percy!" Shirley smiled. "Now, according to my calculations, the next part should be riiiiiight...here!"
The leek woman pressed against one of the blocks that made the walls. It fell out, revealing another tiny box. Within that box, was one of the most important parts—the wires.
"OI! WATS ALL THIS, NOW?!" A voice hollered.
"THE GUARDS!" Shirley exclaimed. "Come on, children, we must get scarce!"
Shirley and the children made a mad dash outside the tower and were able to make it back to the ship before any of the guards suspected. Shirley quickly started the ship up and off they went again!
"Next stop," Shirley said. "Killarney, Ireland!"