The room is dark when a small pea walks inside. All manner of machinery covers every square inch, and in the center of it all is a table, illuminated by only one, small light. At the table is a male apple scientist, hard at work on a strange device, his minions walking all around him.
"S-sir?" The pea asked, very sheepishly.
"WHAT?!" Yes hollered, placing his monkey wrench down. "CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I AM FULFILLING MY MOST DIABOLICAL PLOT YET?!"
"Well, yes but—"
"But WHAT?!"
"They're coming, the agents of C.R.I.S.P!" The pea frantically hollered.
"Oh, let them come." Dr. Yes replied. "They won't be a bother in the slightest. Now, READY THE SUPER-WEAPON!!"
An alarm went off. Slowly, the gears within a long, angular satelite began to rotate towards one of Yes's carrot minions, who was strapped down—a guinea pig for the experiment.
"PULL THE SWITCH!!" Dr. yes hollered.
One of Yes' minions—a tiny little pea, pulled on an enormous switch which activated a boombox with a strange glow surrounding it.
(EDM instrumental plays)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The carrot exclaimed.
He suddenly froze. He closed his eyes, then opened them.
The carrot's eyes were now pure blue, it appeared he had no control over his entire body as he began to wildly dance.
"AAAAAHAHAAAAAH!" Dr. Yes yelled again. "YYYES!! DANCE, DANCE YOU FOOL!! It's been too long since my last attempt at controlling the universe and believe I GOT IT! Soon...NO ONE SHALL PARK ON THE DANCE FLOOR EVER AGAIN!!"