Once Shirley and the children had arrived in Ireland, they made their way over to a vast lake, known as Lake Feiste-Plota, where the secret location to the next part was. They walked up to a blackberry with red hair, who stood next to a boat—his boat, "The Danny Boy".

"Hello Shirley...and kids?!" The blackberry gasped before clearing his throat, and introducing himself to the children. "My name is Sméar, and I understand you guys are here for the part in the secret location, aye?"

"AYE!" Percy exclaimed, along with Laura and Annie.

"Shouldn't you be saying "top o' the mornin'"?" Junior asked.

"Shouldn't ye be eatin' a hamburger, son?" The blackberry asked, then chuckled. "It's a stereotype o' Emerald Isle folks.."

"Oh, sorry." Junior replied.

"Anyway," Sméar replied, moving over to a very tall, buff-looking asparagus in a tartan kilt, smoking a (bubble) pipe. "This is my associate—"

The asparagus quickly shoved the blackberry out of his way.

(Bagpipe instrumental plays)

"AYE! TH' NAME IS SHIV! SHIV MCGONAGAL!!" The asparagus exclaimed. "AN' ME PASSION IS FINDIN' THAT WRETCHED CREATURE, NESSIE!"

The asparagus picked up a knife and tossed it directly at a picture of the Loch Ness Monster on the wall.

"AH LEFT ME OMELAND' CAUSE NO ONE COULD FIND ER', BUT NOT OL' SHIV! NAY! AH KNOOOOOWS NESSIE BE HERE SOMEWHERE..." the asparagus hollered. "AH KIN FEEL IT TIN ME BOOOOONES.."

"How do you know it's here, mister Shiv?" Percy asked.

"EHT'S ME BONES, LAD!!" Shiv got beads of saliva on the pea's face. "DINNAE TEST ME BONES ER AH'LL KICK YER WEE LIL' BAHOOKY TER TEHMARRAW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!"

"Okay..." Percy replied.

"Uh, what's say we ship off?" Sméar asked.

"AYE!" Shiv hollered yet again. "SHROUD TH' HEMP AN' JIGGER TH' FUTTOCKS! SWABBERS TAE TH' MANACLE!"

"Say, uh, mister Shiv? You kinda sound like this carrot guy I know." Junior said.

"NO TIME FER SMALL TALK, LAD!!" Shiv responded. "THE LOCH WAITS FER NO MAHN!"

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And so, Shirley and the children (with Sméar and Shiv in tow) set off across the vast lake, the fog covering seemingly every mile they sailed.

"Say, Mr. Shiv?" Percy asked as he saw the asparagus lean against the captain's wheel, whittling a piece of wood. "Where'd you get that scar?"

"ACH, me lad..." Shiv spoke, sitting on a wooden stool. "'Tis a tale that might take some time. Gather round', children..."

"Oh, great, here we go..." Sméar replied, briefly gazing back from the captain's wheel.

The kids quickly gathered around Shiv, eager to hear his tale. The asparagus cleared his throat, and began;

(Rousing, epic bagpipe instrumental plays)

"It was long ago when I first set out for Nessie's aquatic blood, in the name of Clan MCGONAGAL..." Shiv spoke, taking a swig from a somewhat broken whisky bottle. "'Twas only me, me son—Shiv the Second, me daughter, Ùna, an' Deirdre, me wife...God rest her poor soul, the bonny lass..."

"Did Nessie eat her?" Junior asked.

"NAY!" Shiv replied. "Another beastie took ahold of me wife...a beastie named cancer..."

"Oh, I'm so sorry.." Annie hugged the kilt-wearing asparagus.

"Bagh, 'tis okay, lassie.." Shiv replied. "That was only thirty years ago. Anyway, once ah had the beast within me grasp, I looked it in the eyes...only to find that it was made outta WOOD! THAT MOTHER-FOOKI—"

The kids eyes widened greatly.

"SHIV!" Sméar exclaimed.

"Oh, sorry, I'll watch me language." Shiv replied.

"No, not that.." the blackberry replied. "We're here!"

"Perfect!" Shirley smiled. "I'll go retrieve it..." the asparagus quickly put a diving helmet on, doing a triple-flip into the water.

"She's awesome..." Percy sighed.

Below the murky waters, hidden in a particularly large mound of sand, was the next part for the device—a strange, green fluid attached to a sort of flux-capacitor esque contraption. Shirley quickly dove up, frightening Shiv a little bit.

"AAGH!!" Shiv exclaimed. "NESSIE!!"

"Slow yer roll, man!" Sméar replied. "It's only Shirley!"

"Oh." Shiv replied, then turned to the children. "Well, that was fun. You bairns want some HAGGIS?!"

"What's that made of?" Junior asked.

"SHEEP GUTS." Shiv replied, a huge smirk on his face.

The kids stared at the asparagus a moment, until Laura finally spoke up.

"AWESOME!" She exclaimed.

Shiv had never gotten a reaction like that to his country's traditional food before.