VT: Veggies Around the World VII

by Ek01

(“Agent Junior”) In the final part of the “Around the World” series, the veggie kids get taken along for the ride on an action-packed spy mission across Europe with a super deadly...yet super funny female secret agent. Meanwhile, Bob and the other veggies stay with the French Peas’ eccentric parents in their mansion—on Big Idea’s “Preachin’ Across Europe” tour.

10. Look at me now, Bob

(Accordion music plays)

The next day was spent with the Veggies wandering through the streets of Paris, trying to find Junior, Annie, Laura and Percy. After a little while, they had come across a series of street performers—from mimes to breakdancers, even sword-swallowers.

(*BUUUUUUUUUUURP!*) A random lettuce man belched a stream of fire from his mouth, the people tossing him euros.

"Okay, Libby?" Bob asked. "Could you go over there and ask those nice gentlemen if they've seen any kids around?"

"Sure thing, Mister Bob!" Libby replied.

Libby hopped over to the breakdancers and took one of the mics being used. She shyly cleared her throat.

"Uh...excuse me?" Libby asked, very innocently into the mic. "Has anyone seen a—"

"EH, DEED YOU LOSE YOUR BARBIE DOLL?!" A random French radish mockingly yelled.

Other vegetables started laughing as well, until the little asparagus girl quickly grabbed the mic and cleared her throat. A mime carrot held up a boombox and pressed 'play'.

(hip-hop instrumental)

"Yo, hey,

What up Dawg,

My name is Libby,

I am the flyest MC,

I ain't real silly,

Gon' drop it like it's hot,

Up herre in this hizzy!"

The asparagus girl rapped and back flipped, taking a ball cap and placing it backwards on her head.

"I've gotta retract,

Ain't plannin' no attack,

I may not, be a daddy,

But fo' sho' I'm

Da' Mack

Nick nack paddy whack,

Give the girl a bone,

Cause ya known I could rhyme,

I don't gotta phone home!"

Bob's mouth fell wide open at he sight of the small asparagus girl rapping impressively.

"Can I kick it?

Oh, yes ma'am I can,

I may be six,

But I can stick,

To this great plan, Stan!

Great things are accomplished,

Wit' a juice box,

In my hand!" Libby briefly took a sip from her juice box, then continued.

"Ive come to France,

To take a chance,

At some romance,

My raps gon' put you in a trance,

I like to dance,

And perchance,

I'll try on some

PANTS!

Er' body say...

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Libby dropped the mic right in front of the other vegetables as soon as she was done.

Everyone's mouths dropped wide open. Libby picked up the mic again.

"As I was going to say earlier, has anybody seen a group of kids—they're an asparagus, a leek, a carrot, and a pea?" Libby asked.

"No I ave' not..." the mime carrot replied. "But seense you can SPEET RHYMES LIKE BUSTA, I'll geeve you these tickets.."

The carrot handed Libby and the rest of the veggies said tickets, which were iridescent with all colors of the rainbow.

"What are these, sir?" Bob asked.

"Why, Monsieur To-mah-to!" The carrot exclaimed. "ZEES are tickets to "MusicGeddon", Ze world's largest outdoor concert to prevent world hunger! Any band who's any band wheel be zere!"

"MusicGeddon, eh?" Bob asked. "Well, merci very much, but we really must be going—"

"See ya around, yo'! Catch you on the flipping side, gangsta Mack daddy!" The carrot replied and turned to another mime. "—Zhat's what they zay in America, Oui?"

The mime pea shrugged.

Bob took Libby and walked elsewhere along with the Veggietales cast (and Rosé and François).

"Can we at least see the Louvre?" Larry asked Bob.