The next band up that evening was none other than Shux—famous corn band that recorded the second theme song for one of the Larryboy cartoons. They played their song (to roaring crowds), and they were finished around the time the kids had managed to reach the end of their confinement. It was a glass pane that reached the end of the vents, above the massive rafters, jumbotrons, giant, lightbulb-covered letters and sound equipment for "MusicGeddon".
"Dang, there's glass." Junior replied.
"How're we gonna break through?" Annie thought.
"—ALRIGHT! BONJOOOOOOOOUR PARIIIIIIIIIIS!!" The lead corn singer hollered. "Aw man, we got a lot goin' on tonight, but FOR THE NEXT ACT, GIVE IT UP, FOR THE WORLD'S HOTTEST HIP HOP/ RN'B BOY BAND, A-DO-LES-CENTS TO A-DULLLLLLLTZ!!!"
A teenaged gourd (who was extremely fat), tomato, chili pepper, and broccoli walked onto the stage. All three of them were wearing sparkly white suits, complete with sunglasses. Then, the gourd teen SLAMMED a gong, which made everyone cheer, and fog machines start to activate. Everyone turned to face Laura, whose face was so red it looked as though it would explode at the moment. She made a very high-pitched squeal that got louder and louder, until—
"—EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Laura hollered so loudly that the glass that stopped the veggies from exiting started to crack a little, then completely broke. "OH EM GEE! ADOLESCENTS II ADULTZ?! I LOVE THOSE GUYYYYYYS!!!"
"Well, that's perfect." Junior replied. "Come on you guys, we can still catch her!"
"Hey girl,
I wanna take you home,
Tonight,
Our love will be,
Outta sight, it is so
Dynamite,
Let's kick it off and straight up
Igni-I-ite..."
The chili pepper spoke into the microphone, getting multiple ladies cheering.
Percy, Annie, and Laura started to chase after Shirley (who had begun to set up the satellite), by climbing along the rafters.
"This is just like the monkey bars!" Laura smirked.
"GUYS, IM' SLIPPING!" Percy exclaimed.
"Grab ahold of me!" Annie held out a non-existent hand for Percy to grasp onto.
"I gotcha!" Percy replied, breathing heavily, extremely scared to look down.
("RAP BREAK!" All four members of the band shouted.)
"Uh, yeah,
Girl you know you so fly,
You awesome,
Makes me wanna drop to the ground,
Just like a possum!
Here's hopin' our love will blossom,
Rice grains at our wedding?
Yep, we gon'
Toss em...
It's plain to see, that my heart's
What you're the boss of..." the obese gourd rapped, spitting rhymes like it was no-one's business.
"They'll never make it in time.." Junior thought to himself. Suddenly, he noticed that one of the wires was loose.
Then, he had an idea—he grabbed onto the wire and ran back, getting a running start.
"Okay.." he said. "Here goes...NOTHIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiIIIING!!"
(Brief Slow-mo)
(Heartbeat sound effects)
Junior leapt off the ridge, still holding the wire—narrowly avoiding the moment right when the pyrotechnic flames shot out from some cannons.
"Baby don't please don't leave me,
You won't deceive me,
I want you to please see,
To see the real me,
We don't have to fight,
Cause I wanna take y'all
Home tonight.."
Meanwhile, the Veggietales cast, (and the French Peas and their folks) were still searching high and low for the kids, which had led them to the concert.
"JUUUNIOR!!" Bob called out in the midst of thousands of cheering people. "ANNIE?! PERCY?! LAURA?!"
"Face it Bob." Larry replied. "It's not like they're gonna be here."
"I haven't given up hope yet!" Bob replied.
("AAAAAAAAAAGH!!")
Larry gulped, for he noticed that Junior was swinging on a electric cord thousands of feet above the stage and into the rafters. Bob could not see this, because it was just behind him.
"What is it, Larry?" Bob asked.
"N-nothing!" Larry replied, thankful that as soon as Bob turned, Junior was gone into the rafters.
"I'm not like those other guys,
Girlfriend I'm a surprise,
I'm lookin' into your eyes,
And what I see, is,
Lo-o-o-o-o-o-oveeee...
Nothin' but
Lo-o-o-o-o-o-oveeee..." the chili pepper sang, really hitting those high notes.
Once Junior landed, he was able to perfectly crunch Shirley's spine a little as she worked on the satellite, making her screwdriver fall into the crowd. She coughed, then stood up, along with Junior.
"YOU!!" Shirley exclaimed. "YOU, BOY! HOW ON EARTH DID YOU GET UP HERE?!"
"The name is Nior." Junior spoke, just as the flames went back up yet again. "Ju-nior."
(Beat)
"Well, no matter." Shirley replied, pulling out another screwdriver. "I always bring a spare."
("SECOND RAP BREAK!" All of the Adultz shouted again.)
"Unh, yeah,
Girl yo' skin so soft, that it's
Just like a rose,
Why don't you sit down and
Listen to my flows,
Cause my purple pose,
Ya' knows,
Is the only one that,
Ain't gonna goes,
I suppose...
Cause you got skills,
I mean fo' reals,
Im'a be seein' you bathe in
Hun'ned dollah bills,
Turn off that tap hon, lest y'all
Want that
water to spill,
And I'm done, oh—
Psyche I'm not,
But that was totally fun.." the gourd teenager rapped again, break-dancing very professionally (despite his large size).
Junior socked Shirley square in the jaw, Shirley hit Junior right back. Junior grabbed a mop from the cleaning crew and used it to make the leek trip. But Shirley stood up and knocked Junior to the ground yet again.
While Junior and Shirley fought, Laura was the first one to make it to the other end, with Annie and Percy following right behind. But, Shirley briefly stopped fighting to stop the carrot girl.
"And YOU, young lady, have got to go..." Shirley replied, laughing maniacally. "FAREWELL!!"
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!" Laura exclaimed as she fell thousands of miles downward.
"LAURAAAAAAAA!!" Junior exclaimed as the carrot girl fell...and was caught by the crowd, on a large, heart-shaped mattress. He gave a sigh of relief.
Laura opened her eyes and looked—she was RIGHT in front of Adolescents II Adultz!
The broccoli singer in the band walked right up to Laura and looked her directly in her eyes.
"Girl," the broccoli said. "This just happens to be the part of the song where I just...give a slow speech, just like this..."
The broccoli bought Laura on stage and twirled her around.
"And then I bring you on stage so that the whole world can see you...because, little carrot girl...We dedicate this song, to you.." the broccoli said, letting the gourd raise up Laura, much to the excitement of the crowd.
("Wait—" Larry said, looking up at the jumbotron. "Is that..."
"IT IS!!" Bob replied, crying tears of joy. "IT'S LAURA!! WE FOUND THEM! OH, THAT'S A RELIEF, THEY JUST WANTED TO SEE A CONCERT!!")
"Please baby, please,
Don't ever let us,
Fall apart,
Cause you and me, baby,
We make a work of art,
Show me girl, the in-side, of your,
Heaaaaaaaaaart...
The in-side of your,
Heaaaaaaaaaart..."
"WAIT!" Laura exclaimed while dancing with the guys. "You're all in DANGER!"
"Of having a GOOD TIME!!" The tomato replied, unaware of what was going to happen next.
"NO—" Laura replied, but was cut off by the next verse.
"(Oooooooooooh..)
I'll be your everything,
(Ooooo-ooo-ooooooh..)
It's in this song I sing,
(Oooooooooooh..)
Girl,
You ain't just a summer,
(Ooooo-ooo-ooooooh..)
Fliiing..." The broccoli and chili pepper harmonized while the tomato sang the verse.
Meanwhile, back up on the rafters, Annie leapt into the air and kicked Shirley to the ground.
"NOONE MESSES WITH MY FRIENDS!!" She hollered. "NOT EVEN IF THEY TOOK OUR GADGETS!!"
"Oh, wait..." Percy said, peeling back a large tarp. "Here they are!"
"Girlfriend, I'll
Never stop lovin' you,
It's what I was,
Made to do,
And I know yo' loooove,
Is true,
Cause it's gonna be me,
And you.."
Shirley's eyes widened as the children grabbed their respective gadgets.
"ARMS, TAKE ER' DOWN!" Junior exclaimed.
Junior's mechanical arms shot out from his belt and wrapped around Shirley's waist, completely securing her to the ground. Annie turned on the laser function on her watch, and Percy pointed the liquidator at her head.
"Cause I just wanna take you home,
Tonight,
Our love will be,
Outta sight, it is so
Dynamite,
Let's kick it off and straight up
Igni-I-ite
(I just wanna—)"
Shirley got a very crafty idea. She jumped into the air, taking Junior's arms with her, and made HIM smash against the satellite button.
"Hey girl,
I wanna take you home,
Tonight,
Our love will be,
Outta sight, it is so
Dynamite,
(I just wanna—)
Let's kick it off and straight up
Igni-I-ite...
Hey girl,
I wanna take you home,
Tonight,
Our love will be,
Outta sight, it is so
Dynamite,
Let's kick it off and straight up
Igni-I-ite..."
The button had been pressed.
Junior, Annie, Percy, and Laura all watched as the satellite covered all of France, making everyone become completely hypnotized.
Even the cast of Veggietales had fallen prey to the hypnosis as well, their eyes glowing bright red.
"...well, that can't be good." Laura replied, once she saw that Adolescents II Adultz was now hypnotized as well.