VT: Veggies Around the World VII

by Ek01

(“Agent Junior”) In the final part of the “Around the World” series, the veggie kids get taken along for the ride on an action-packed spy mission across Europe with a super deadly...yet super funny female secret agent. Meanwhile, Bob and the other veggies stay with the French Peas’ eccentric parents in their mansion—on Big Idea’s “Preachin’ Across Europe” tour.

20. Zed’s Congratulations

Everyone cheered now that the bands were back to normal and the kids had saved the entire city of Paris. Bursting through the crowds came none other than Zed the apple.

"ZED!" The kids exclaimed, rushing over towards the chief of C.R.I.S.P.

"Well, isn't this a surprise?" Zed chuckled. "I did not think that you children were going to save the world on your own, or uncover that one of my top agents was against the company this whole time!"

"Speaking of which, here she is!" Percy smiled, holding up the jar which he'd liquified Shirley into.

"Er, thank you, son.." Zed said.

"YOU'LL RUE THIS DAY, CHILDREN!! I SHALL RETU—" Shirley's monologue was interrupted by Zed placing the jar into a suitcase.

"Yes, anyway, I would like to congratulate you children for your brilliant acts at this concert, and..." Zed pulled out a few nametags with the children's' photos on them, and passed them out, along with suitcases filled with spy gear. "Officially make you the first ever United States agents of C.R.I.S.P!"

"OH MY GOOOOSH!!" Laura exclaimed. "WE'RE SPIES!"

"Yes, yes.." Zed replied. "Now repeat after me...Subicite eam et luctu miscere nos malum."

"Subicite eam et luctu miscere nos malum.." the kids repeated in unison.

"Wait, what's that mean?" Percy asked.

"We subdue evil and BLEND IT!" Zed laughed, tickling the small pea.

"Ohhh I get it!" Junior smiled. "That's exactly what happened!"

"...yeah, brilliant deduction." Shirley replied from within the suitcase.

"Now, take these sunglasses, children.." Zed said. "It's company policy that we'll have to mind-wipe everyone in this exact location, since I gave the official spy introduction ceremony in public."

"Okay.." the kids replied, each one putting on their sunglasses along with Zed.

Just as Zed was gearing up the memory wipe device, Libby quickly rushed in front of a microphone.

"WAIIT!" Libby exclaimed. "If you've gotta do that, just let me say that JUNIOR SAID HE THINKS BOB IS A—"

(*PSHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!*)

The memory-wipe device completely removed all memories of Junior, Laura, Annie, and Percy doing their most action-packed experience ever within a 50,000-mile radius.

But the memories would always stay with the four kids.

"Bob is a what?"

"I don't know."