For those using American English - some translations so we're all on the same page as I will be using UK English

Pants=Knickers/Boxers

Stockings= the sort of tights (pantyhose) that are usually past the knee, not the sort that cover your bum

Cwtch/Cwtched/Cwtching = It's a Welsh word, here it's meaning a cuddle or hug (but like nicer, cosier and more personal than a hug if that makes any sense?) The word can also mean a small cupboard/cubbyhole

Bra sizing - AA is the smallest cup size you can get, hard to get hold of, mainly for 'my first bra' (or flat chested adults) A is the more popular smallest size

There was a frustrated yell from the bedroom, and despite his instincts screaming otherwise Chuuya put down his book, and made his way to the bedroom. Dazai had told him he had a surprise for him and to wait whilst he got it ready.

That had been forty minutes ago.

Chuuya pushed open the bedroom door, a garter belt hung off the door handle. Dazai was stood next to the bed wearing stockings and a pair of lacy pants, a bra was upside down and clasped around his waist.

"Dazai?"

"What?"

"There was a yell?" he paused, pulling the garter belt off the door handle, "and I thought this was cute, why is it over here?"

"Cos we're in the twenty first century Chibi? They make stockings that just stick to your legs now" Dazai pulled his leg up onto the bed to show off the dark purple diamond print stockings he was wearing.

"I thought the ones I bought were black and sparkly?"

"The sizing was wrong. They should fit you though"

"But you've got skinny twig legs! Surely a small would fit?" Chuuya asked confused

"Small is for shorties like my Chibi, average sized people like me..."

"Pfft average, you're a giant!"

"Anyway, help me with this will you?" Dazai had been fiddling with the clasp as they spoke and finally getting it undone, he handed the bra to Chuuya

"What exactly am I supposed to do with this?"

"Loosen the straps? I cut my nails too short and I can't loosen the fiddly little thing."

"If I break a nail your paying for my next manicure" Chuuya grumbled, as he started to loosen the straps.

"But Chibi wears gloves allll the time, why does he need a manicure?!" Dazai whined

Chuuya decided not to answer, instead throwing the bra back to Dazai

"Here, is this any better?"

"Hmm give me a minute."

As Chuuya watched, Dazai flicked the bra upside down, and clasped it around his waist,

"That's an interesting way to put it on, I thought you'd put a little show on for me as I'm here…"

"The sexy part is you taking it off not me wrangling the damn thing on" Dazai replied as pulled the bra around so the clasp was at the back, and pulled the straps up his arms, fiddling with it until it was sitting right.

"Ta-dah!" Dazai flung his arms out to show off his outfit as Chuuya stared, "You like it?"

"Its…" Chuuya stared at Dazai, lost for words. He had waited a long time for Dazai to wear lingerie for him and it was just wrong.

"Itchy? Painful? I mean I'll keep it on if you want…" Dazai trailed off as he tugged at the band of the bra trying to get it to fit

"Come here," Chuuya opened his arms, pulling Dazai in for a cwtch. He wrapped his arms around him and tried to undo the clasp.

"Owww what are you trying to do?!" Dazai grumbled, pulling away from Chuuya, "I thought you wanted me in some pretty lingerie?"

"I changed my mind. It's just not you. It doesn't even fit right," Chuuya ran his hands over the bra cups, "it's really loose here,"

"It's a double a, I can't get it any smaller."

"Hmm and tight under your arm but also not?"

"Is Chibi done appraising my bra choices or can I take it off now?" Dazai paused, "How about we try it on you?" his hands were on the hem of Chuuya's t-shirt and he'd pulled it up before Chuuya could protest. Chuuya finished pulling the t-shirt off as Dazai unclasped the bra

"Ahhhhhh that's better. Let's try this in front of the mirror," Dazai said as he pulled Chuuya over to the full-length mirror. Dazai tried to fit the bra around Chuuya but –

"You're too muscular Chibi! Hmmm put your arms out for me?"

Chuuya complied, as Dazai slipped the straps up his arms and positioned it over Chuuya's chest, holding the band to make it look like it fit, as they both looked into the mirror.

"What do you think?" Dazai asked, "I mean it doesn't cover much does it?"

"I feel like I'm getting ready for a job" Chuuya grumbled, "Ane-san always insists I have the proper undergarments on, like anyone is going to notice when I'm stabbing them…" he trailed off, as Dazai pulled the bra off him.

"Hmm maybe a harness would work for you, emphasise all this," Dazai ran his hand down Chuuya's torso, "that you've worked so hard for."

"Maybe," Chuuya turned around and pulled Dazai in for a kiss. "This isn't working is it?" Chuuya asked

"Hmm not really? The stockings are comfy but I'm not really a fan of these pants."

Dazai replied as he pulled them off and grabbed a pair of pyjamas, quickly getting dressed.

"Ahh much better" Dazai grinned, as he flopped onto the bed, pulling Chuuya down with him. They kissed for a while, wrapped up in each other's arms.

"So, do you still want to fuck?" Chuuya asked, when they finally pulled apart.

"Can we just cwtch? I think the mood got lost somewhere around me yelling at a piece of clothing" Dazai laughed.

"Sure," Chuuya smiled, "it's a cosy cwtchy sort of night anyway," he pulled Dazai closer, both content in their happiness.

A/N You can find me on Twitter/AO3 as Darke_Faerie