Furret sits on his bed, crying about how closed his closet is and how he failed to colonize Pluto. But then, from the darkest depths of his brain, he has a sudden realization.
There is one planet that he hasn't tried. It's called Neptune. Apparently he almost landed there before, but he overshot it by basically an inch.
Meanwhile, on Pluto, his colonists have grown restless. Furret said he'd send a resupply over 10 years ago. They need to find food. Soon. Or else they will starve.
Furret built yet another rocket, with the blueprints he... politely took from the Fourth Dimensional Governing Entity Beyond The Eye.
His target is set. Neptune we go. As he flies through space and time itself, the archaic colonists are having one of the most Fucking Fun Set parties before they use their superhuman leg powers to jump to Neptune.
These archaic colonists may be archaic, but they have an absolute Fucking Fun Set party. However, the leader of the colonists, Hakka McHakkason, notices Furret's rocket in the distance.
As the party ends, he commands the archaic men to get to Neptune immediately. Furret lands on the planet, ready to extract it's wealth and become the richest person when suddenly a massive shadow appears in the distance.
The wave of archaic, stone age men rushes foward, screaming in an unintelligible language made of German, English and Egyptian words. Furret and his men are alerted, and get their Giant Fucking Swords they politely stole.
Both Furret and Hakka McHakkason engage in a peaceful, normal, friendly conversation while their men engage in a Fucking Fun Set battle. This battle continues on for several minutes.
After a point, they both call off their attacks. They agree to split Neptune up and let each one of them own equal halves of the planet.
Furret uses his side of Neptune to gather wealth and power. Meanwhile, Hakka uses his side of the Neptune to build a civilization called Aduhguhugheruland, or just Aduhguhugheru. It's named after Hakka's great-great-grandfather.