"Well well well. It appears you finally showed up! We've been waiting for you meddling heroes to arrive!" the moles taunted.
"SO YOU JERKS FOR THE ONE'S WHO CAUSED ALL OF THOSE BLASTED BATS TO ATTACK US!? HOW DARE YOU UGLY GOPHERS PULL THAT PRANK ON US!?" Blue Link roared as the moles just laughed at him.
"Hahaha! It's not our fault that you annoying young heroes are too easy to fool!" the moles continued their taunts as Green Link had enough.
"ENOUGH! Who are you guys anyway!" Green Link angrily asked
"My name is Moley and my wife is named Mrs. Moley, and, we are here to stop you numbskulls from interfering with Vaati and Dark Mind's plan from plunging the world into darkness." Moley told him
"Tch! As if! Do you really think you stand a chance against all eight of us? In case you haven't known, we took on plenty of monsters stronger than you ugly rodents!" Green Kirby mocked
"UGLY RODENTS!? HOW DARE YOU!? YOU LITTLE GREEN ROUND PUNK!" MRS. MOLEY furiously shouted
"Hey! Don't be calling my friends punks, you big ugly grandma!" Red Link shouted
"BUZZ OFF PIPSQUEAK!" yelled Mrs. Moley at Red Link which angered Blue Link.
Hey! You're not allowed to call Red Link pipsqueak, only I can!" Blue Link yelled
"Awww! Is he your boyfriend or something little cat eye freak? Had no idea!" Moley mocked as Blue Link growled at this
ALRIGHT! THAT IS IT! I HEARD MORE THAN ENOUGH FROM LISTENING TO YOUR ANNOYING VOICE MOUSE! I'M GOING TO CUT EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU DOWN TO SIZE! Blue Link roared threateningly and got out his sword and hammer
"Yeah! That's right! If you think we're going to let you stop us from going onward, you've got another thing coming!" Yellow Kirby threatened as he got in a battle stance.
"Let us show you moleys, what we're made of!" Green Link yelled
"You Heroes don't know what you're getting your puny selves into! We cannot allow you guys to rescue the Six Maidens, Princess Zelda, Meta Knight and Ribbon! PREPARE TO BE BLOWN AWAY!" Moley threatened.
"He's right! Once we're done with you punks, we will take all of your Force Gems! WINNERS TAKES ALL!" Mrs. Moley declared.
"Oh please! Don't blink or you'll miss the parts where we kick your rodent butts!" Kirby yelled getting his sword out
"I've always wanted to play a game of Whack a Moley, especially on you freaks!" Vio Link yelled
"LET'S FIGHT SOME MOLEYS BOYS!" Red Kirby shouted as everyone got in a battle stance
"GET EM, BOYS!" ordered as the Mogmoles and Roguemoles and Boxins charged at the Heroes.
Heroes vs Moley and
All the Kirbys and Links charged at the evil moles. one Mogmole tossed a bomb at Green Kirby who tossed his own at the bomb cancelling each other out. Blue Link attempted to smash the Mogmoles with his hammer but they kept on burrowing underground and pelting him with rocks angering him more until Kirby managed to down thrust the ground making the moles pop out and dizzy giving Blue Link the opportunity to smash the evil Mogmoles on the heads, making them cry in pain as large round lumps formed on their heads.
Yellow Kirby and the Boxin got into a hand to hand combat as the Boxin tried to throw a punch at Yellow Kirby, but he dodged the punch with ease then punched him square in the face angering him as threw multiple spin punches and kicks at him, Yellow Kirby kept on dodging and threw dozens of Vulcan Jabs at the Boxins face then Smash Punched him in the gut.
"For Pete's Sake! Stand still so I can punch you!" the Boxin screamed in frustration
"What's the matter? Can't throw a punch on me? You should really train at Master Roshi's class at Martial Arts!" Yellow Kirby taunted as the Boxin grew more angrier at his taunts.
"THAT DOES IT! TIME TO DIE, YOU YELLOW PUNK!" the Boxin screamed in anger as he tried to throw a hard punch but Yellow Kirby grabbed it with ease then snapped his arm.
The Boxin let out a loud scream, as he clutched his broken arm before Yellow Kirby punched right through his chest defeating him.
"FATALLY!" laughed Yellow Kirby
"Yellow Kirby! This is not Mortal Combat!" Vio Link called out as he slashed at a Mogmole that attempted to claw at him.
Two Roguemoles pinned Red Link on the floor while the third one was attending on killing him with its razor sharp claws.
"EEEEEEK! SOMEBODY HELP ME! I DON'T WANNA DIE!" Red Link sobbed as he thought his life was over until Green Link, Green and Red Kirby ran to his aid.
"HEY! GET YOUR GRUBBY PAWS OFF OF MY BROTHER! YOU UGLY MAMMALS!" screamed Green Link as he managed to slashed the Roguemoles heads off with ease as Red Kirby threw his cutter at the Mogmoles cutting their faces as Green Kirby spit the bomb ability out, inhaled a few Roguemoles gaining the animal ability wearing a wolf like outfit.
"Wow! Green Kirby! Nice ability you got there!" Vio Link said in amazement.
"Thanks! Vio! This will come in handy!" Green Kirby smiled
"Alright, you little trouble makers! Now you're gonna get it! Let's do this wife!" Moley called out
"I'm right behind you Moley!" Mrs. Moley assisted as they began to toss objects such as tires, flaming oil drums, bombs, spiked balls with sharp edges, and other menial things like rocks and screws at them as they scattered out of the way.
"WHOA! ARE YOU INSANE!? TOSSING HOT OIL DRUMS AT PEOPLE IS DANGEROUS!" Pink Kirby yelled as he deflected an oil drum that was thrown at him with his sword.
Moley burrowed underground while the Heroes were fighting Mrs. Moley. Red Link burned in the face with his fire rod making her scream in hot pain as Green Link slashed her multiple times on the chest cutting it making her scream in pain again, but she managed to claw his face making Green Link scream in pain as his face had a very nasty scratch. This angered Vio Link as he down thrust Mrs. Moley on the back making her yell out as she was taking many cuts from the Four Sword.
Moley popped out of the ground from underneath Yellow Kirby sending him flying in the rocky ceiling then attempted to impale Yellow Kirby with his sharp claws, but Green Kirby jumped on his face then began to start clawing at him.
"Arrrgh! GET OFF MY FACE, YOU LITTLE MIDGET!" Moley screamed as he was being repeatedly clawed by Green Kirby.
"Gladly!" Green Kirby smirked as he took off Moley's glasses making him scream in terror.
"NOOOOOOOO! GIVE ME BACK MY GLASSES! I CAN'T SEE WITHOUT THEM!" Moley pleaded as he attempted to snatch his glasses but Blue Link slashed his paw with his large hammer, then Pink Kirby finished off Moley slicing through him with sword beam destroying him.
This turn of events greatly enraged Mrs. Moley so much she went overdrive mode.
"YOU LITTLE SAVAGES! YOU MAY HAVE MURDERED MY DARLING HUSBAND, BUT THAT'S AS FAR AS YOU GO!" Mrs. Moley screamed as she brought out the robo moley much to their horror.
Author's Note: If you don't know the Robo Moley play Kirby Mass Attack then!
"HOLLY WHACK A MOLLY! THAT THING IS HUMONGOUS!" Red Kirby shouted in fear
"Man oh man!" Red Link commented
"deStRoy all heroes!" yelled Robo Moley as its paws spin like a drill at the Heroes as they managed to dodge just in time.
"TAKE THIS! YOU PIECE OF SCRAP METAL!" Blue Link screamed as he slashed at the robot but the sword didn't even leave a scratch. "WHAT THE!? THE SWORD DIDN'T DO A THING!"
"Try this on for size!" Pink Kirby said as he made multiple slashes at the robot but still couldn't phase it as the robot kicked him away.
"Ugh! This is not getting us anywhere!" Pink Kirby screamed in frustration.
"HAHAHA! YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME KIRBY AND LINK! EVEN WITH YOUR WORTHLESS CLONES YOU STILL CAN'T DEFEAT ME!" Mrs Moley taunted
"YOU'RE GOING DOWN, NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES US!" yelled Green Link as he tried to slash the robot but was punched in the face, knocking him out instantly.
"Oh no! Green!" Red Link yelled in concern as he ran to Green Link to see if he was alive. "Please brother wake up. PLEASE!"
"There has to be a way to destroy this robot, but we can't hurt it from the outside, w-wait that's it. If I distract that robot, the others might be able to go inside it and defeat it!" Vio Link thought
"WELL WELL WELL!" Mrs. Moley smirked evilly as she approached Green and Red Link as he looked at the robot in fear. "IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE!" As Robo Moley was about to crush them Vio called out to them.
"HEY! You piece of junk! NA NA NA NA NA! YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!" Vio Link taunted as he turned around and shook his butt at Mrs. Moley clearly mooning her. "Why don't you come give my butt a kiss!" He continued shaking his butt at her angering her as the other heroes blushed at this.
"Vio sure has a sexy booty." Red Link thought
"YOU LITTLE RAT! NO ONE WAVES THEIR BUTT AT ME! NOBODY!" Mrs. Moley lost it as she chased Vio around the Cave in the Robo Moley, since she was distracted Blue Link managed to smash the leg of the Robo Moley with his hammer breaking it as electricity flowed around it as then Kirby put his sword away then inhaled the sparks, transforming him into Spark Kirby.
"Let's end this NOW!" Kirby said as he went inside the robot shocking it from the inside as Mrs. Moley who was inside the machine was burning up due to the temperature rising all the way to 100% from the electricity.
"HOT! HOT! HOOOOOT! GET ME OUT OF HERE!" Mrs Moley screamed as she turned redder than an apple from the burning heat, then finally the Robo Moley exploded with Mrs. Moley in it, which ended her life for good.
To be continued
Well that was unexpected for the Links and Kirbys! I decided to put the Mogmoles and Roguemoles from Kirby Mass Attack in this Chapter because I liked how they fought in groups. Next Chapter the Heroes will finally exit the Cave.