Disclaimer: As usual, I don't own Total Drama, or Zombieland. Too bad I don't because if I did, there would be a sequel to Zombieland and TDWT probably would've been better.


As the morning sun shined through my window, I slowly awoke to the sound of a slight knocking on my wall. I opened my eyes fully and noticed that it was coming from Room 506, Katie's room. I got out of bed, pulled some pants on so that I wasn't wearing only boxers, as well as a shirt and opened the door, heading into the hallway. I walked over and noticed that it looked like someone had tried to enter Katie's room. She was probably scared, which would explain the knocking. I noticed a small scrap of red clothing on the ground. Intrigued, I picked it up and examined it. It appeared to be made of a finer material than most clothes, and it smelled of some type of fancy cologne. This caused the name of only one person to pop into my head: Alejandro. I knocked on the door and waited a moment. After more than a minute of waiting I said semi-loudly, "Katie, its Noah. Are you alright?"

No more than couple of seconds after I asked if she was okay, she swiftly opened the door, and pulled me inside. She closed and locked the door after that. She quietly said, "Noah, I think somebody tried to force themselves inside my room. I'm so scared."

The two of us sat down on her bed and I started to rub her back as she slowly leaned down so that her head was resting on my shoulder. She was sniffling slightly and I picked up on this. I asked her, "Can you tell me what happened?"

She nodded her head while keeping it on my shoulder. She then said quietly, "I was sleeping until I heard somebody knock on my door. I woke up and told them I had to get changed. Whoever it was started to beat on the door harder, until I heard an intern tell them to go away, after which the beating on my door stopped. I then knocked on the wall connecting our rooms and then you showed up."

I then said to her, "Its okay, you need to calm down. I will figure out who did this. I have a hunch that it was Alejandro, because I found a scrap of clothing on the ground that looks like it may have come from his shirt, but he may have been framed."

Katie nodded and said, "Okay, I believe you will find out who did this." She hugged me and then got up. She turned around and I noticed her pajamas for the first time. She wore a pink shirt that went down to the top of her stomach, leaving her stomach exposed. She also wore pink shorts that were shorter than her normal shorts. She walked over to me and kissed my cheek.

After she kissed my cheek she saw that the clock read 7:45 and said, "You should go back to your room. I need to change before breakfast, unless you want to watch me change." As she said the last part she had a seductive smirk on her face, until she started to laugh and said, "Just kidding! But seriously, unless you don't want to go to breakfast, you should leave."

I got up and left, saying, "You're right; I'll see you at breakfast." As I left, I had a massive blush covering my face. I went back into my room, changed, and then departed for breakfast, and my possible-date walk with Katie.


As I sat outside the dining hall, I noticed Cody and Sierra so I walked over to them and I greeted them, "Good morning Cody, Sierra. I just remembered, you weren't at dinner last night, where were you?"

Cody shrugged and said, "Well, Chris asked the two of us if we wouldn't mind eating with a couple of the interns this one time just so that he and Chef could greet and eat with you. It won't happen again."

I smirked and responded, "You won't be absent again or Chris and Chef won't eat with us again?"

He smirked as well and said, "Both." We both shared a laugh as Owen walked over and gave us a bear hug.

He cheerily said, "Cody, Noah, and Sierra! What's up guys!"

I laughed slightly and said, "Slow down there, big guy. Nothing happened since last night. Well, except for what happened to Katie." As that last part left my lips, I became much more serious and I felt my anger rise.

Owen said fearfully, "What happened to Katie?"

I scowled as I pulled the scrap of cloth out of my pocket and said, "Somebody tried to force themselves into her room. I found this scrap of clothing outside her room."

Cody examined it for a moment before saying, "That looks like it came from Alejandro's shirt."

I nodded in agreement and said, "I know, but I'm not jumping to conclusions, just to be safe. Someone could be framing him, after all. I really hope someone isn't framing him."

Owen then said semi-quietly, "Yeah, I can't believe Al is truly evil. I didn't think Al was that evil." I thought to myself about the humor of Owen's nickname for Alejandro, Al, and how he despised that name. That reminds me; refer to Alejandro as Al from now on.

Anyways, at that moment, Katie and Sadie walked in and joined us. Katie draped her arms over my shoulders and gave me a hug, at least that's what I thought it was. Katie then said, "Thanks for seeing if I was all right Noah."

I stammered momentarily and said, "It was the gentlemanly thing to do. On top of that, I had to figure out why you were knocking on my wall."

Katie shrugged and smiled and said, "Anyways, it was sweet. Thank you." As our conversation carried on, the other ex-contestants started to file down into the area outside the dining hall. At quarter past 8 they finally let everyone into the dining hall where there was a breakfast buffet laid out for us. I guess since Chris was cheap during all four seasons, he had money to spend. Anyways, everyone enjoyed a delightful breakfast buffet. When I proceeded to leave, Katie left as well. She said as we left the dining hall, "I gotta go up to my room for a minute to get something. Meet me over by the dock, okay?"

I smiled and nodded, saying, "Of course."


Over by the dock of shame

I stood waiting for Katie to show up. As I was standing there I heard angry ranting in the distance. All I could think of was that this wasn't going to end well. Courtney soon came into view and she began to stop walking. She stood on the beach not too far from where I was positioned and she was grumbling. I didn't say or do anything, aside from breathing. Courtney soon said to me, "If you see Duncan or Gwen, hurt them for me."

In response I asked, "Now why would I do that? Perhaps I don't want to take a side in your quarrel."

She then narrowed her eyes and said, "Perhaps I can hurt Alejandro if you harm Duncan or Gwen." Damn, that girl knew what I wanted.

I paused for a moment to think over my options before saying sarcastically, "Yeah, I'm definitely the person you ask when you want somebody to get beaten up." Courtney tried to think of a way to counter my argument, but she knew I had her cornered. She angrily walked back toward the resort. I thought to myself what possibly went on with that girl when she was by herself.

Irregardless, after another minute or two of waiting, Katie showed up. She smiled at me and I smiled in return. She grabbed my hand and I blushed, but did not object. We started to walk down the beach and we started to talk about what happened in the past year.

Katie asked me, "So how did school go for you?"

I shrugged and responded, "Better than normal. It could just be because I'm a semi-famous star now but I wasn't picked on as much."

Katie scrunched her eyebrows and said, "Semi-famous star?"

I nodded and replied, "Yes. You see, I'm not one of the famous contestants, like Gwen, Duncan, Heather, Owen, or Courtney. But I'm not bottom of the barrel like Ezekiel, Eva, or Justin. Therefore, I am semi-famous. You rank around there too."

Katie half-glomped me and said, "I know I'm not one of the more popular contestants. You don't have to flatter me just to make me feel better."

I raised an eyebrow and replied, "Now who said I was flattering?"

Katie giggled and said, "Stop Noah, you're making me blush." It was true; there was a blush evident upon her tanned face.

I then told her, "But you look so much cuter when you blush." Her blush grew even deeper and she giggled even louder. I took note of her giggle and said, "I also love your giggle. It's as cute as you."

This pushed her over the edge. She grabbed me and pulled me toward her. As I approached her she leaned in. Understanding what she was getting at, I leaned in as well. Our lips connected as she started to kiss me. Barely a moment after she started to kiss me, I kissed back. This continued on for another minute or so, until we had to separate for air.

We stood on the beach, panting for a moment until I broke the silence, "So, does this mean that we are a couple?"

Katie winked at me and said, "I dunno, do you want us to be a couple?"

I quickly replied, "Yes!" I realized how desperate that had sounded and said, "I'm sorry. I was just so caught up in the moment that I spoke quickly."

Katie giggled again and said, "Don't worry, it makes you seem cuter."

I blushed slightly and then said, "So what should we do now?"

She shrugged and said, "Wanna go back to my room and make out?"

I suddenly looked straight forward and said, "Yes." I turned back to her and gave her my hand and said, "Shall we?"

She grabbed my hand and said, "Let's go."

As the two of us continued walking, this time back to the resort, we heard moaning. I looked at Katie and she said, "Should we see what happened?"

I thought the options over in my head and then said, "I think we should, but let's stay hidden. Luckily the bushes provide excellent cover." Katie nodded and the two of us crept over to the source of the moaning.

We hid behind a bush right near where the person was moaning. By now however, we were able to discern that is was two people moaning. We slowly looked over the top of the bush to see Tyler and Lindsay, heavily making out. Tyler was missing his track jacket and Lindsay didn't have her top or bra on. The last thing I noticed before lowering behind the bush again was that Tyler was reaching for Lindsay's skirt. I looked at Katie, who had also lowered herself behind the bush and noticed she was blushing, just as I was.

We slowly crept away from the couple and when we were out of earshot, I quietly said, "We never speak of this to anyone, agreed?"

Katie nodded and said, "Yeah that was awkward."

The walk back to the hotel was a quiet one, as neither of us wished to speak after what we saw. I thought as to how Tyler is either lucky that Lindsay truly loves him, or he could be taking advantage of her lesser intelligence. Irregardless, there is a possibility he could get laid today.

As we neared the entrance of the lobby, I said, "You know, no matter what we just saw, I will always love you."

Katie smiled and said, "And I will always love you."

The two of us entered the lobby and Beth, Cody, Sierra, Sadie, Harold, and DJ were sitting in the lounge-like area. Sadie was the first to notice that Katie and I were holding hands and she excitedly squealed, or whatever that noise Katie and Sadie tend to do is called, and she ran up to us and said, "Like, I can't believe it Katie, you and Noah are going out!"

Katie happily said to her friend, "I know, he's like, so sweet and smart and nice!"

Harold, Cody and DJ walked up to me and begun to congratulate me while Beth and Sierra congratulated Katie. At this moment Owen exited the elevator and said to DJ, "Hey DJ, have you seen Izzy? I've been looking for her all morning and why's everyone crowding around?"

Harold pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose slightly and said, "Noah hooked up with Katie."

Owen then ran over and gave a crushing bear hug to as many people as possible, which happened to be myself, Katie, Sadie, and DJ.

I managed to choke out, "Can't breathe Owen."

Katie chimed in saying, "Me too."

He let go of us and chuckled, saying, "Sorry. Don't know what got in me."

I then said, "Anyways, I'm going up to my room. Katie, would you like to accompany me?"

She excitedly answered, "Yes!"

The two of us went to the elevator and entered. We headed up to the fifth floor and held each other close. Once the elevator stopped at the fifth floor, we went back to my room, room 505. I opened the door and let my girlfriend inside. I closed the door and headed to my bed, where Katie was already waiting.

I sat down and she grabbed me and pulled me into a kiss. We fell down to the bed and laid on it, kissing each other thoroughly. Eventually, she licked my lips and I opened my mouth, enabling us to French kiss.

While we were making out, the door opened and Eva walked in, and said, "Noah, can you come down to the pool and time me?" She then looked up and saw my heated kissing with Katie. She raised an eyebrow and said, "Never mind, I can come back later." As she left, she closed the door.

After a few more minutes of making out, we separated and lay down next to each other on the bed. There was silence for a few minutes, the only sounds being the two of us breathing. Soon, I broke the silence and said, "That was the most incredible thing I have ever felt. I love you."

Katie kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, that was like, so great. I love you too." The two of us held each other close and we fell asleep.

Katie and I were later awakened by a loud banging on the door to Katie's room. I grabbed the heaviest thing I could find, which just so happened to be the baseball bat that was conveniently placed in the room. I exited the room to find Eva yelling out, "Yeah you better run you creep!"

I raised an eyebrow and said, "What was that all about?"

Eva turned around and saw me and said, "Well, somebody was trying to break into Katie's room. I didn't get the best of looks, but it appeared to be Alejandro."

I scowled darkly and said, "Let's get that creep."

By this point, Katie had exited my room and the three of us entered the elevator. Katie and I (Predominately Katie) sent out a mass text to the other contestants, telling them to find Alejandro. Everyone responded and they were all waiting for me in the lobby. I looked at the 19 ex-contestants assembled and said, "You all ready to find Al?"

Duncan cracked his knuckles and said, "Yeah, I can't wait to get my hands on that douche! He hurt Gwen, Owen, and the rest of my friends so let's go!"

Courtney, in a rare moment agreed, "Yeah, I still have to get my revenge for when Al used me!"

Even the more docile people, like Beth and DJ, were ready to get rid of Alejandro. We all marched to the pool area, which is where Ezekiel had seen him just prior to the gathering and we saw him in the hot tub. Everyone entered into the pool area and gathered around the hot tub.

Alejandro, who had his eyes closed and had let the sun fall on his face, noticed the sunlight was gone. He opened his eyes and said, "Okay who got in the way of my sun? And why are you all standing around me?"

I narrowed my eyes and snarled, "Don't play dumb! Eva saw you were trying to break into Katie's room! What the hell was that about?"

Alejandro looked at me and said, "I wanted a picture of her. I keep a photo album with pictures of all of the pretty girls I have met. Heather's picture is the largest, and the rest are tiny."

I sarcastically said, "Yeah I totally believe that."

Duncan, ignoring my comment, shouted, "That doesn't justify trying to break into another person's room!"

Alejandro was sweating bullets and he said, "Well, I wanted this whole affair to be private, but now my secret is out."

Eva cracked her knuckles and said, "Good. Now we can beat you up while you have a clearer conscience."

Everyone except Duncan, Eva, Courtney, Izzy, and Harold backed away. The five who were fighting were doing so for numerous reasons. Duncan, Courtney, and Harold were fighting for those who were hurt by Alejandro. Needless to say, Harold wasn't that much of a help. Eva was beating on Alejandro because, as she put it, she "Wanted to kill an eel." Izzy, well I'm not entirely sure. She probably thought it would be fun or something. I don't really know what is wrong with that girl.

Not too long after everyone confronted Al, Heather walked into the pool area, wearing her swimsuit. She shrieked, "What the hell is happening?" Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at the queen bee. She seethed, "Why are you all beating on my boyfriend?"

Alejandro chuckled and said, "So you admit it."

She glared at him and said, "This isn't the time for this."

I calmly stepped forward and said, "Your 'boyfriend' has been trying to break into Katie's room."

Alejandro held up his hands in defense and said, "I only wanted a picture of her, nothing more."

I rolled my eyes and sarcastically remarked, "Yeah, I definitely believe that."

Heather meanwhile was fuming. She yelled, "You and I are having a talk Alejandro. Now!"

He exited the pool and said, "I'm terribly sorry for all the trouble."

I said sarcastically, "Yeah, I trust you completely now." He smiled as he approached the door. Picking up on this, I continued, "By the way, that was sarcasm."

His smile vanished and I smiled in return. Everyone noticed it was near dinner time, so we waited by the dining hall. After another fabulous dinner, we went our separate ways for the night.

As Katie and I neared our rooms, Katie asked me, "Noah, can I sleep with you tonight?"

The only appropriate response I could think of was, "Wait, what?"

Katie looked at me and said, "I'm scared that Alejandro will try to come back even after what happened. So can I sleep in your room tonight?"

I became aware of what she meant and responded, "Oh, well in that case, yes. I thought you meant something different."

Katie giggled and said, "No silly, I just want to feel safe." She went to her room to get a change of clothes and her pajamas and she returned to my room. I let her in and the two of us watched TV until we fell asleep.


The next morning

I awoke to the feel of Katie's arms wrapped around me and her head on my shoulder. I lay on my bed smiling, thinking of what today would hold. I realized that we would have to leave the island later. This saddened me, as Katie lives a few hours from where I live. This would be the last chance I get to spend any real time with her.

I became saddened and sighed. This caused Katie to stir and she said, "What's wrong?"

I said in the standard monotone I used from the show, "It's the end of the reunion. We won't see each other much after today."

Katie smiled and said, "Then I guess we should make use of the time we have now."

She pounced on top of me and the two of us began to heavily make out. By the end of our make-out session, I was shirtless and Katie had removed her top. When she reached for the straps of her bra, I stopped her.

I said to her, "Wait, Katie don't you think we are going too far?"

She cocked her head slightly and looked to be deep in thought, when she responded, "Maybe. But since we won't see each other for awhile, I figured I'd do something to make you remember this weekend."

I smirked and said, "I will always remember this weekend, if only for the fact that I started going out with you."

She wrapped her arms around me and said, "Awwww. That's the sweetest thing I think anyone has ever said to me."

We kissed for a couple more minutes and then got ready to join everyone else in the dining hall. Among those already waiting was a slightly bruised Alejandro standing on one side of the room looking longingly at an angry Heather, who had her arms crossed and was facing away from Al.

When everyone was present, we entered the dining hall, which was unchanged from the past two days except for the fact that there was a small stage with two chairs and a podium standing at the back of the room. As soon as everyone had gotten their food, Chef and a slightly worried Chris entered the room and stood by the podium.

Chris greeted everyone, "Hello everyone. I hope you had a wonderful weekend. Unfortunately, none of you can leave the island."

Duncan stood and angrily shouted, "No way in Hell! You're going to keep us here just so that we can compete in another season right? Well, no thanks!"

Chris shook his head and said, "No, there will be no other seasons of Total Drama. There is a much more dangerous reason as to why you all must stay here."

Eva stood up and said, "I don't care for danger! I can take care of any illusion you have to trick us into another season!"

Chris shook his head again and said, "I'm telling you there is no next season! Total Drama was canceled after Total Drama Reloaded."

Courtney angrily said, "Look, I think I understand your logic. You paid for some fancy staged danger so that when we return to the mainland, we will want to go back to the island so we can compete again. Well, forget it! I'm calling my lawyers to sort this out." Courtney took out her PDA and tried to call her lawyers. There was no dial tone or anything. She looked at her machine quizzically and said, "Well, that's weird. Normally there's at least a dial tone."

Chris cleared his throat and said, "That's what I've been trying to tell you. All communications across Canada have been cut because there's been a zombie outbreak."

I rolled my eyes and said, "Right. Next you're going to tell us that wizards live in England. Or maybe dragons were friends with Vikings. Or maybe that in Japan, teenagers play children's card games to determine the fate of the world. Yeah, I totally believe you." [1]

Chris angrily shouted, "It's true! Zombies are now walking all across Canada. It all started when some people ate tainted meat at a McDonalds two days ago. They started biting everyone in sight. Some people escaped to America, but many weren't that lucky. For some reason, it spread incredibly quickly. People are still trying to escape, but the numbers of those that make it are decreasing by the minute."

Cody then interjected, "Okay let's pretend that there are zombies. Why don't you get a helicopter to fly us to America?"

Chris said, "I can't. The sound would attract the zombies to the island and they would kill us. Look, if you want to leave, I won't stop you. At the very least, let myself, Chef, and the interns come with you. We can bring my yacht, and Chef's gun collection. It's a good thing he likes hunting. He has enough guns and bullets for the lot of us to survive."

Duncan, who many saw as the leader when it came to dangerous situations, said, "Let us think about this. I for one can't say I truly believe you."

Everyone except Chris and Chef exited the dining hall and met in the lobby. Duncan sighed and said, "So, should we trust McLean and stay here? Or do we go home?"

Geoff, who was holding Bridgette's hand, said, "I don't know dude. I mean, if he's right, do we really want to risk it?"

DJ shrugged and said, "I don't know, he seemed like he was on edge. Maybe he's right."

Cody called out, "Guys, you may want to see this." He was on a computer and looking at some news article.

Sierra asked, "What is it, Codykins?"

He blushed and said, "Sierra, try to refrain from using that name. Anyways, this is a news article published this morning. In it, it says that all flights, trains, and boats heading into Canada have been cancelled. It also says that nobody is allowed into Canada. It lists the reason as a zombie pandemic. It looks like Chris was telling the truth."

Heather scoffed and said, "Yeah, maybe Chris is making all of this up just so he can get some new TV show."

I sarcastically responded, "Yes, Chris would unleash a zombie virus just so he could have a new TV show. That makes perfect sense."

Duncan sighed and said, "Well, we know that there are zombies. But why don't we just stay here until we run out of food."

Harold interjected, "That wouldn't work Duncan. The longer we wait here, the more zombies there will be when we get to the mainland. Gosh!"

Duncan angrily growled, "No need to get snippy with me, Doris."

I cleared my throat and said, "Well, no matter what this is real. So, first things first, we need to make sure everyone is trained with guns. If you can't make a clean shot, you're as good as dead. Secondly, I'm not going to hear anything about not shooting anybody. These aren't people anymore, they are bloodthirsty monsters. It's like how you would shoot a raccoon or something with rabies. And we need to do this really quickly. Like Harold said, the longer we wait, the harder it will be to live."

Heather rolled her eyes and said, "Who put you in charge?"

I responded sarcastically, "Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot, you are the world's leading expert on zombies."

Cody spoke up, "I think we should listen to Noah, he seems like he knows a lot about zombies."

I nodded, "That I do. There are three things you must look out for. First, they may not be stereotypical zombies. In other words, they may not be slowly shambling. They may be fast. Second, if you shoot them anywhere but the head, shoot them a second time where the brain would be, just to be safe. Lastly, make sure that the zombies don't make any contact with you. For all we know, a bite, scratch, anything could turn you into one of them."

Duncan, in a rare moment, said, "I trust you, Noah. You heard him, tell Chef that most of us need training. But before we go, who has shot a gun before besides me?" Izzy, Harold, Eva, Ezekiel, and Alejandro all raised their hands. Duncan observed this and said, "All right, the six of us who have used a gun, plus a few interns, Chris and Chef, will teach you how to use a firearm in exactly one hour. Tomorrow morning we will depart for the mainland!"

Everyone left to mull over the last few hours of peace they would have until going into Hell. I myself wondered how we would begin to survive this.


[1] - So yeah, I made random references to Harry Potter, How to Train Your Dragon, and Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series. Just a little dash of randomness I felt the need to put in. As with Total Drama, I don't own.


Authors Note: Well, this story seemed to get quite a few followers. I'm surprised, as this was, in my less intense story, with most of my effort being put into my other story, Total Drama High School. If you haven't yet, please check it out! I will be alternating posting chapters of this story and Total Drama High School, so bear with me. I'm sorry for the long wait and it should be shorter for the next chapter. Please review and please vote in my poll. It is a list of the character's whose fates are undecided. So vote for who you would like to see killed. Until next time!