Disclaimer: Total Drama and Zombieland are not owned by me. The OC introduced later on is mine, but that's it.

Authors Note: For the record, here's the members of this group: Noah, Katie, Sadie, Harold, Leshawna, Eva, DJ, and Justin. Also, the entire thing is either Noah's point of view or a third person point of view. The third person point of view is used only when Noah is not present.


For the first few days after we departed for Toronto, there was little communication between us at all. We didn't really speak much, aside from warnings during battle and one of us telling the others where we were going if one decided to step away from the group for a moment. The impact of Beth's death as well as the overwhelming sense of despair that not everyone would make it out alive dampened our spirits. After a careful decision of mine, we decided to skirt large urban areas, as the most zombies would be there as well. That's not to say we didn't end up fighting some of the ghouls, but when we did, it was small altercations, no more than a dozen zombies.

One major problem presented itself soon after leaving the others: a lack of proper transportation. Since we were unable to find many operable vehicles, mobility was limited to walking. For our group, there was not much ground we could cover in a day. If we were lucky, we could cover maybe 30 miles a day, and that was pushing it. We all had reasons for not being able to move quickly, except for Eva and DJ. Their strength would enable them to move much quicker than the rest of us, but we all knew that wasn't an option. For many of us, our physical ability is what prevented us from being quick. Some of us would exercise a little bit at night where we set up camp, just so we could stay in shape.

For shelter, we would make due with what we could find. Sometimes we would stay in a cave or other sheltered area, other times we would rest in an abandoned house for the night.

Five days after our departure from the others, communication finally picked up. Harold had found a radio and begun searching channels regularly in an attempt to locate other survivors. Unfortunately, most radio stations were broadcasting an emergency alert message that was pre-recorded.

Katie and I began to get more intimate. We didn't have sex, but we did get to second base within a few days and we did sleep with each other every night, when one of us wasn't on watch duty, mind you. I could tell that she was more comfortable when I was around, protecting her. One morning, DJ told me that when he and Katie had watch duty, she had be shaking, unnerved because I was catching some Z's and was unable to watch her.

Justin appeared to be talking with Sadie and Eva more, though he generally refrained from communicating with me. Which is just fine by me, as I don't really fancy the anti-me. Actually, I ended up talking with DJ and Katie the most. I'm not really sure why, but in a post-apocalyptic setting, people want to talk with the calmest people they're with.

Regardless, about a week after we left for Toronto, we stopped in a small town for the night. Before it got too dark, we found a small, easily defendable home to use for shelter. The reason this home was easily defendable was because it had only one door: the front door. In addition, the upstairs had a balcony overlooking the street, allowing for easy surveillance.

After sweeping the house for any zombies and seeing that it was clear, we all spread out among the rooms. I found my way into the study, to see what types of books the owner had. Harold and Leshawna went upstairs to two rooms that I surmised belonged to the owner's children. Harold went into the room for the owner's son, which had comic books, video games, and the like, while Leshawna entered the daughter's room, which appeared to have quite the collection of music. Eva and DJ found the exercise room, which for them was a good thing because the two most muscular members should stay in shape. Justin volunteered for first watch, while Sadie decided to accompany him. Katie spent most of her time with me, which was fine because it gave us some time to talk.

I gave my girlfriend a hug and asked, "So, how are you doing?"

Katie sighed and pulled me closer to her body, and said, "As long as you are here, I have nothing to fear."

I smiled and cupped her cheek and said, "I love you, you know that right?"

She put her arms around my neck and said, "I know you love me. And I love you too."

I positioned my arms around her waist and said, "Have you noticed we rarely talk? Most of the time we're fighting or walking or sleeping or-."

She put one of her fingers to my lips and finished my sentence, "Or kissing?"

Katie gave me a seductive smirk and I said, "Are you trying to hint at something?"

She leaned close to my ear and whispered, "That depends. Do you think I'm hinting at something?"

Katie still had her head near my ear so I whispered back, "I think you're hinting that you want to make out."

She backed up and purred, "My Noah, you are so smart. Yes I do want to make out."

A seductive smirk crept onto my face and I asked, "Shall we take this to the master bedroom?"

Katie's seductive smirk was still on her face as she said, "Yeah, let's go to the bedroom."

As the two of us wandered over to the bedroom, I poked my head into the room where Harold was and said, "Harold, if anyone needs us, Katie and I will be in the master bedroom. Knock before entering please."

Harold nodded and said, "Okay. Have fun with your girlfriend."

I smirked and replied, "I intend to." Katie and I entered the master bedroom and closed the door behind us.


Justin and Sadie were sitting on the balcony, overlooking the street. In reality, Justin was looking over the street, while Sadie was looking at the model. Justin also had a pair of night vision goggles. Any lights that were on were by the rear of the house, so that their position was not given away. He looked up and down the street once more and saw only one or two zombies.

Justin sighed and whispered, "Looks like it's going to be a quiet night; don't you agree Sadie?"

The chubbier BFF looked with the night vision goggles and saw the same couple of zombies Justin saw and then replied, "Yeah. Looks like we've got it easy today."

Silence filled the air again as Justin and Sadie kept passing the night vision goggles and looking for anything suspicious. After an hour and a half had passed, Justin saw something unusual in the goggles. He looked more carefully and saw a young man sneaking between bushes and the like, skirting around the zombies. With a "Wait Here" gesture to Sadie, Justin entered the house and went to find Harold.

Upon entering the room where Harold was, Justin said, "I just spotted someone sneaking around the street. Should we find this person?"

Harold tapped his chin in thought and said, "Well, we could always use more help. On the other hand, we risk infection by going out. For all we know this person could have been bitten. I will scout this person and see how dangerous it could be."

Justin raised an eyebrow and said, "Are you sure, I mean, what about you? You could easily get bitten."

Harold placed a hand on the model's shoulder and said, "You are currently on watch, right? Just keep an eye on me and if too many zombies get too close, take them out. I'll have a katana on me, but that can only do so much."

Justin looked unsure with Harold's words but sighed and said, "Okay Harold. I trust you know what you're doing. Just don't take any unnecessary risks."

Harold shook his head and said, "Don't worry. I have this all planned out." Harold then proceeded to change into an all black ensemble while Justin returned to the balcony.

After a few minutes, Justin saw Harold's figure run out into the street. The super nerd stealthily jumped around the houses in the area until Justin no longer saw the nerd jump around. The model fearfully cocked his gun and waited.


Harold jumped behind a green house to see that there were a couple zombie carcasses on the ground. Wrinkling his nose at the smell, Harold noticed a light coming from inside the house. Carefully opening the door, he entered. After closing the door, he said, "Hello? Is anyone here?"

There was silence until he heard a quiet voice say, "Wait, is there another one of the living?" From out of the basement, a person of Asian descent emerged. He was wearing a white tee shirt and a pair of jeans. One interesting thing to note about this teen was that he was wearing a headband with Chinese characters and a black belt around his waist.

Harold said, "Um, are you okay? Like, have you been bitten or something?"

The teen looked at the nerd and said, "Yeah, I've been perfectly fine. Zombies can't even get close to me, since I took sword fighting lessons as a child. I'm Danny by the way."

Harold shook his head and said, "Cool, I'm okay with a sword, but most of my skills I know from Zelda and Star Wars. Anyways, I'm Harold."

Danny raised an eyebrow and said, "Harold? As in Harold from Total Drama? That's why you looked familiar."

Harold hit his chest with his fist and then coughed before saying, "Yup, that's me. Look, me and some other people from the show are hiding out here for the night. You wanna join us?"

Danny nodded and said, "Yeah, I'm going crazy being all by myself." The nerd then led the warrior-like teen back to their hideout, being careful to not attract the attention of the undead. Once the two teens made it to the house, they quickly got inside. Once there, Harold gathered the others.


Katie and I exited the bedroom when Harold said he had big news to tell us. I was a little upset that Harold interrupted my time alone with Katie. Regardless, in tough times like the ones we are in now, listening to those you can trust is a good thing.

Katie and I were the last ones to show up, besides the anti-me, who wanted to do one more watch over the neighborhood. While everyone was waiting for Justin to show up, I noticed a shadow being cast from the kitchen. The shape was unlike that of any other person in our group. Could Harold have found another survivor? My thoughts were shaken from me as Katie wrapped her arms around my chest, giggling as she nuzzled my head slightly.

When Justin finally arrived, Harold said, "Guys, the reason I called you all here was because I have found another survivor. Meet Danny!"

This new arrival entered the room we were in, and we got a good look at him. He was wearing a white tee shirt and a pair of jeans that stayed close to his body. Good thing, as baggy clothes could easily be grabbed by ghouls. He also wore a headband with Chinese characters and a black belt, probably being a representation of his heritage as he was clearly Asian. He went through and introduced himself to everyone, shaking their hands.

When he got to me, he said, "Noah, nice to meet you."

I nodded and said, "Same. Let me just let you know one thing. I lead this group, so I expect you to accept that."

Danny nodded and said, "I fully accept that you are leader and will help you until I die or we make it to America." I nodded and shook his hand.

The next morning when I awoke, I awoke to moans. Seeing as how the master bedroom, where Katie and I slept, was on the side of the house facing the street, it was easier to hear the moans.

I shook my gorgeous girlfriend awake and whispered, "Katie, be a dear and wake the others. I gotta prepare."

She lazily opened an eye and looked at me and said, "Do I have to? This is the first time we've slept in a bed this nice in awhile."

I nodded and quietly said, "Unfortunately, zombies are outside."

I instinctively put my hand over her mouth as she shrieked something that I believe was, "What! Zombies are outside!"

She quickly caught on to what I was doing and licked my hand. As I brought it to the bedspread and wiped the saliva off, she got up and went to get the others. We gathered what stuff we brought into the room and exited it. In the main living area, Eva was at work cooking something on the stove. She was oblivious to the zombies as she was listening to her mp3 player. It was still able to hold a charge because I built a small portable charger that operates on batteries. It's quite ingenious actually, as it is basically a USB port and a small computer chip inside of a small metal tin. [1] I tapped her shoulder while Katie awoke the others.

Eva paused her music and turned to me, saying, "Noah, what's up?"

I quirked an eyebrow and said, "You're cooking something. Why?"

Eva shrugged and said, "I guess we deserved a decent meal for a change."

I then pointed out, "Okay. I hope you realized that all the zombies are now coming here, since they smelled the food."

Eva grumbled something and grabbed her weapon, ready to fight. I ran upstairs where I found DJ and Harold on watch duty. The pair looked tired, as they hadn't slept much for the night.

DJ noticed me first and said, "Noah! Katie came up here and told us to monitor the situation."

I nodded and said, "Okay, and that is?"

Harold pointed down the right side of the street and said, "Most of the zombies came from the West. There's already a bunch outside the door. Good thing we reinforced it."

I looked around before saying, "Never mind that. Do we have an escape route?"

DJ nodded and said, "There was some tunnel thing in the basement. I didn't go into it as I was kinda scared to, but there is a tunnel."

I tapped my chin in thought before saying, "Alright, get your stuff and get ready to leave. The sooner we get out of here, the better. I just hope this tunnel leads to somewhere safer than here."

I ran inside and saw Justin and Leshawna scrambling to get things like toothpaste, toilet paper, soap, and cosmetics (For Justin, not Leshawna). I went downstairs and saw Katie, Sadie, and Eva gathering whatever nonperishable food they could find and stuffing it into the backpacks. Danny was waiting by the front door setting something up. He was stringing a wire across the doorway. The wire seemed to be connected to a lighter.

I raised an eyebrow and asked, "And just what are you doing?"

Danny responded not looking up from his work, "I'm setting up a trap. Once the zombies come through the door, they'll trip the tripwire. It will turn the lighter on and the lighter will burn the oil that I will place right before we leave. A string right above the lighter will lead to the main puddle."

I shook my head slightly and then said, "Okay, fine. When you're done, gather up some things."

Danny looked up at me and said, "But the only things I have are my clothes, my sword, and my small backpack."

I shook my head and then said with an obnoxious tone, "Yeah, you may want that. Look, get some extra clothes from what's left here, alright?"

Danny tied a knot in the string and said, "Okay, sure. Make sure nobody touches the string." He then ran upstairs to find some extra clothes.

I turned to the three girls that were now in the hall and said, "Tell the others to go to the basement when they are done."

They nodded and ran off. As soon as they went upstairs, DJ and Harold came downstairs, ready to leave. DJ had a shotgun in his hands as well as a pistol in his belt's holster. His backpack had clothes and food, as well as ammo. Harold had his katana blade across his back, his rifle in his hands. His backpack had clothes and ammunition. They simply nodded and headed to the basement. I stood, guarding the door, my dual pistols in my hands, a crowbar on my belt, and a small crossbow on my back.

Leshawna and Sadie came down the stairs next, Leshawna saying, "Girl, let's get down to that basement and fast!"

Sadie called out to me saying, "Noah! Katie's making sure Justin gets down here and then she's going to get you!"

I simply nodded my agreement. I heard the door behind me start to bend slightly. Last night before bed we found a sheet of aluminum and put it over the door, followed by a few planks of wood, to help barricade our fortress better. Katie hurried down the stairs next, Justin right behind her. She stood over by me while Justin nodded and went to the basement.

After another couple of minutes, Eva finally came down, Danny on her shoulder.

She looked angry and barked, "Look, you needed clothes, you got clothes!"

Danny angrily hit her back and said, "Yeah, but I wanted his collection of manga! He's got some pretty rare stuff!"

Eva grumbled, "Nerd."

I called out, "Eva, put him down, but guard the stairs, make sure he doesn't go back up. Danny, finish your trap."

The fitness buff put the Asian down, who ran to the garage to get some oil. When he returned, he poured the flammable liquid in a large pool on the ground. He then took a string and ran it through the puddle. He tied the string to a hook on the wall. The lighter attached to the trip wire ran was positioned under the string. He looked it over before grabbing his bag and descending to the basement. Eva was the next to go, followed by Katie and lastly myself. As I closed the trapdoor to the basement, I saw undead hands burst through the thin sheet of aluminum.

I looked at the other eight teens in the light provided by the light bulb and said, "DJ, lead us to that tunnel please." After he did, we all looked into the well carved, dimly lit tunnel. I quirked an eyebrow and said, "The smoothness of the walls, it's unnatural."

Harold looked at it too and said, "Yeah, I don't think some average guy was drilling this. I mean, it looks like this was made by someone rich. Gosh, why would someone do that?"

Leshawna shook her head and said, "I don't know, string bean, but we ain't gonna find out just standin' here!"

Eva looked between the rest of us and said, "Okay, I guess I'll go first."

She then walked down the pathway. Harold and Leshawna were the next to go, followed by myself, Katie, Sadie, and Justin. The four of us walked side-by-side, in that order. DJ and Danny brought up the rear.

As we walked down the pathway, I could've sworn that I saw a few faded symbols. The symbol I saw was octagonal in shape. It was then divided into eight segments. The segments were alternating between red and white. I thought I recognized the symbol, but maybe it was just me. The tunnel was long, and it took a while for us to reach the other end of it.

When we emerged from the tunnel, we were in a dilapidated laboratory. There were papers scattered everywhere, and the large incubator-like devices, the ones that look like big test tubes, were shattered. The symbol I saw in the tunnel was all over the lab.

I picked up one of the papers with print that was still legible and it read, "Biosphere 38 Day 206. The subject has become unstable. A.W. has planned to exterminate the subject and shut the facility down. Research will continue in other facilities and all employees who were not infected will be transferred to a different facility. However, as of yesterday, July, 19, 2007, only a third of the staff hasn't shown any traces of infection. The facility will be shut down in two days, but those here who are not infected fear it will be too late by then."

After reading the document a few times, I said, "Well, this has been like this for almost four years now. Whatever they were doing here, it appears to have been biological research, perhaps for biological warfare."

Eva picked up a paper and said, "Noah, this paper says something about how there is no known cure. A cure for what?"

I took the paper from her and looked at it. After analyzing it for a moment, I said, "Well, if my instinct is correct, the cure that they were looking for has something to do with the subject they were testing on."

Danny just then said, "Um, guys? Should we be worried about contracting whatever it may be that the people here got?"

Harold spoke up, "No need my friends. This memo I found says that the infection cannot be transmitted by air. If can only be transferred through blood."

Katie sighed and then said, "Well, that's a relief."

Sadie nodded and added, "Yeah, such a relief."

DJ asked, "So now what?"

Justin, who was on the far side of the room, said, "We could take this elevator."

I rolled my eyes and said, "This place has been shut down for almost four years. I doubt the elevator would still work."

Justin pushed the button anyways, and a computerized voice said, "Elevator now running on auxiliary power."

I shrugged and said, "I've been wrong before. It may be a rare occasion, but it's happened."

The nine of us entered the elevator and it went the only place it could go, the ground floor. When we emerged, there was more laboratory equipment in shambles. It was hard to believe that at one point, this place was a research laboratory. I saw the same symbol on the walls in this new room as well. We all carefully walked through the broken room until we got to the entrance to the lobby of the facility. It looked like a standard waiting room, with a receptionist desk, some chairs near the desk, stairwells leading upstairs as well as a couple of elevators. We hurriedly exited the building and looked around at where we were.

We were in the downtown area of the town. I shouldn't say we were in a town, as it was larger than a town, yet it was also smaller than a city. Regardless, we were in the middle of downtown, in the middle of the day. Zombies nearby noticed us and let out their chilling moans, signaling fresh flesh.

I grabbed Katie and held her close, using my crowbar to bash in the heads of nearby ghouls while Katie blasted away with her shotgun. Harold and Danny were holding their own with their katanas, while Eva ran into a nearby hardware store. Before I had the chance to wonder where she was going, she ran outside, chainsaw in hands. She revved the engine of the large tool and charged into the horde. I heard the distinct sound of bone, tooth, brain, and other parts of the body be taken apart by the chainsaw. Harold and Danny ran in right after her, to act as support.

The rest of us picked off whatever zombies we could. Sadie took her pistols and shot at the zombies approaching us, while DJ shot those surrounding Eva, Harold, and Danny with his shotgun. Katie, Leshawna, and I shot at those who tried to ambush us from dark corners. Justin, like DJ, was shooting the large mob, but he was using a rifle.

At one point, I used my dual pistols to kill two zombies simultaneously and then used my crossbow to shoot two more through the head with one bolt. Justin, though I don't want to admit it, made a good kill when he shot one zombie point blank and the force caused the defeated ghoul to crash into another undead. The second one got his skull crushed when the dead zombie fell on top of it and smashed it against the pavement. Eva was grinning as her chainsaw cut through undead flesh. She had few troubles until the engine began to die. When it did, she shouted, "Aw crap! Stupid thing died on me!" She made the most out of the situation by using the chainsaw as a bludgeoning weapon. I noticed Katie and Sadie did a combo attack type of thing, since they both shot two zombies, turned around and shot past each other killing a third zombie each. Even more amazing was that the six zombies they killed all fell over simultaneously. At one point I believe I saw Harold do a wall jump off of a nearby building, killing two ghouls at once. DJ was swinging his shotgun around when he didn't have enough time to reload it, but his strength was able to take a number of zombies down.

We kept fighting for a while, shooting, chopping, and beating zombies until a siren went off. This siren was like one that would go off before an air raid. Everyone, human and zombie alike, looked at the source of the siren: the building we had been in a half hour earlier.

A female, yet slightly electronic voice said, "Attention, power reserves low. Attention, power reserves low. In order to protect the secrets of this facility, detonation will occur in five minutes." A set of flares went off from the roof of the building and all the zombies became attracted to the bright, red light. Luckily those dead beings are too stupid to continue hunting a meal when a ridiculously bright light is seen in the sky.

The nine of us ran until we found a car dealership a block away from the building. Eva and DJ raced inside and found two sets of keys. Luckily, the two cars that the keys belonged to were full of gas. Eva, Justin, Leshawna, and Harold got in one car. Katie, Sadie and DJ got in the other car. I was about to get in the car when I noticed Danny standing away from us.

I looked at him and said, "Danny, what are you waiting for? Get in the car!"

Danny looked away from us, as he looked sad, and said, "I'm not going with you. In that scrap back there, I was bitten. I'm going to become one of those freaks now. I'll stay behind and fight, give you guys a chance to escape."

Moans diverted our attention as we saw zombies coming from the east, blocking our escape route. Danny tightened the headband around his head and he said, "I'll get on the hood of the car, cut through them while you all escape. This is the only way."

I solemnly looked down and said, "Fine. If that is the way it must be."

I got in the car and Danny stood on the hood. The two cars took off toward the new horde. Danny leapt from the hood when we were close enough and he cut three zombies in half at once. He hit the ground and kept cutting, clearing a path for the cars.

We drove our cars down the path he cut. As we got away from the city, I yelled, "Thank you Danny! We shall never forget your bravery!" Danny did not acknowledge my response, as he was too busy cutting zombies.

About a minute and a half after leaving Danny, a large fireball filled the air behind us. The building had blown up, taking out the entire town, and probably Danny with it. It was an honorable way to go, fighting for your friends as your inevitable doom awaited you.

We drove eastward, the large smoke cloud remaining in vision for a long time. We did not know what would lie ahead of us next, but we all hoped it would not be as sorrowful as this day had been.


[1] - One of my friends actually built an iPod charger in an Altoids Tin using batteries, a computer chip, and a USB port.


Author's Note (Again): Finally, after depriving my readers of more Total Drama Zombieland, I get my act together and finally write another chapter! So please review, check out my other fics, PM me with comments, or any combination of the 3. Danny from this chapter is the same Danny from my Total Drama High School fic. I didn't elaborate on his personality because he was going to be a one chapter character. I will have a few other OC's in this fic, some from TDHS, some that are brand new. Also, for any who are wondering, there is a cause for the zombie outbreak, and it will be elaborated on in future chapters. By the end of the fic, the truth will be known. Feel free to guess, but I am not telling. Until next time!