~ Shards of Opal ~
It was Game Night at Dracula's castle and the generals were playing the Whose Line Is It Anyway home game.
Godbrand, who was acting as the Whose Line host, started off the game with Scenes From a Hat. The first card he pulled out of the hat was the classic: Things you can say to your dog but not your girlfriend.
Isaac and Raman each took their turns, making classic jokes quoted from the TV show.
"Grab the ball."
"Come."
The tone of the game changed when Carmilla stepped forward and said something which wasn't much of a joke and no one found particularly funny, but it did seem to make Hector angry.
"I love you."
Hector went next with, "You're a good girl."
And suddenly no one was having fun anymore, and there were three people in the room who were not enjoying having a front-row seat to these two hashing out their domestic dispute. (Dragoslav and Cho, who were not actively participating in the game, however, did appear to be entertained by the awkward turn it had taken.)
"This is a weird format for a lovers' argument," Raman said in an undertone.
To which Isaac replied, "Just let them air out their issues. It sounds like they really need to."
The pair kept going, still making some effort to seem like they were actually trying to play the game, until Carmilla said, "I forgive you for clawing up the furniture."
Hector's temper finally got the better of him and he turned and snapped at her, "Fuck you, you did that on purpose because you were mad at me! At least my pets know better!"
~oOo~
A/N: Another modern AU one... yes, this makes their relationship sound kind of horrible and like all their fights are settled through passive aggression... but don't take it too seriously, it's just dumb crack I wrote because I thought of a dumb joke based on a silly game show.