Okay this story I'm really in to That was Indiana Jones Top man Indi Top man I would use Horse Cock if I wanted that joke.
:Cha[ter:7: Fox Straw Hats Pirate Crew Vs Clown Pirate Crew:
:Earlier:
Luffy told the group a little bit of their past "Back at our home Island most of our caretaker tried to kill Naruto by posing he Naruto just got really sick the next day that caretaker was found dead in a bloody mess with blood writing victim blood to what he or she did to him sign by our Mother signer the Bloody red death the last one said the next person hurt my baby I will you and pray to what every god that it's a quick death because I'll torture them slow I'll rip off you man bit and make you eat them I will also kill all of the higher officer that try to bake the law and got away if it as well as cause chaos in the Celestial Dragons. home and kill the first born son." Luffy said. "After that you met the women that somewhat made is what we are today and after a few years Jiraya who taught Naruto how to fight. the woman name was Dadan." Luffy said.
"was she nice" Nami said Luffy started to remember their childhood. "she was a bandit she can be reason with but Naruto was all way the her and her group good son and they did care if he held the Kyuubi." Luffy said.
"Hey where did Boodle went to." Sakura said. seeing that the mayor was nowhere in sight.
'Oh Crap!' Was everyone thought, they all ran where he could have gone to. Reaching a corner the saw Naruto grabbing Buggy hand a pride it opened.
"Hey Buggy why so serious." Naruto said with his demon smile. Buggy saw the head of the Kyuubi dripping with blood and behind severely azure blue flaming wisps the red eye of the demon was staring at him look at his very soul the demon head started to lick it lips. 'I'm fucked.' Buggy said.
"I Just here to tell you so that." Naruto said. then took a deep breath and yelled. "YOUR BIG NOSE MUST SAY YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK YOU HOCKER!" This made his hole crew. This got Luffy to laughed. "Why you, Men prepare the Buggy ball." Buggy yelled to his crew. "Are you shore you want to do that?" Naruto said with his eye close and his demon smile. "Yes!." Buggy yelled as his men where getting the canon ready. "You shore this wont have any negative drawbacks." Naruto said. Luffy know what he was about to do. "Yes, You blow up and I'll be laughing." Buggy said. "Now fire." he yelled as the canon fire the custom made canon ball at Naruto who just raise his hand at the Buggy ball and it stop in mid air. Making everyone freeze at Naruto. "How did you.." Buggy said and froze when he saw Naruto now purple and has a ripple in them. "That..." The Rinnegan my family Chakra bloodline every member has it if they can use Chakra." Naruto said interrupting Buggy. "Right Now I'm using the David path witch aloud me to control gravity or levitate things their other stuff I can do like bring the dead back to life or summon other summoning being that I don't have a contract with." Naruto he then started to spin the ball. "But for now here take it back." Naruto said throwing the bomb back at them. the explosion destroy the building leaving it to rubble. But Buggy and his man where still breathing but Buggy was stand because he used his man as a shield.
Buggy look at both at Luffy and Naruto head wears and glair at both of them. "Where did you get that hat and that metal plate." Buggy said.
"Our friend gave it to us his name is Shanks do you know him." Naruto said.
"He gave that to you to?" he yelled.
"How do you know Shanks!" demanded Luffy to Buggy.
"We were apprentice pirates together… we started on the same ship…" said Buggy.
:Flashback:
A younger version Buggy was fighting over with a younger version Shanks, which was colder North Pole or South Pole…
:Cut out of flashback:
"How Did that argument started like really. Who care really witch side of the globe is colder that just stupid." Satsuki said.
"Shut up you! Now as I was saying…" said Buggy.
"It's true…" mumbled Satsuki.
:Flashback Back On:
'The fight began to get psychical, I be again to get ready to punch him in his stupid face.'
"That's it! Time to use my clones…" said Shanks. 'Back then Shanks clone skill sucked is bad. his summoned clones looked dead or dying.' Shanks sweatdroped while an awkward silence filled the deck.
"Shanks you really have to quit summoning clones… their pathetic…" said Buggy.
"I know…" sighed Shanks as the dying clones disappeared.
"Hey there's a ship!" called one of the crewmembers.
'Our crew raided the ship where I found a treasure map of a treasure on the on the bottom the sea. I hid it from the others.'
'That night the crew was partying, expect for me I was looking over the map.' Until Shanks came are behind me.
"Hey Buggy did you here about the spoils?" Said 'Shanks he had a bottle of wine with him'
"What spoils I didn't steal a map!" said Buggy 'I quickly hide the map in my shirt.
"Are you okay?" Shanks said.
"It's was nothing…" said Buggy.
'Shanks sat next to me and told me about one of the spoils a Devil fruit that gave me my powers.'
:End Of Flashback:
"So you ate it." Both Naruto and Luffy said.
"NO I WAS PLANING TO SAIL IT AND MADE A SMALL FORTUNE AND WITH MY MAP THAT LEAD TO THAT SUNKEN BURIED TREASURE I WOULD HAVE BEEN SET FORE LIFE!" Buggy yelled.
"So you made a decoy to trick your fellow crew member and later that night you where about to skip ship to start your own pirate crew but Shacks came up behind you. You then put it your mouth and when you thought he was done he came back surprising and made you ate it you then you yelled at him. And the map you had felled into to sea." Naruto said. Buggy was silent.
"Wow your a Dumbass." Naruto said. Making Buggy facefell.
"What did you call me." Buggy said to Naruto getting back up.
"A Dumbass if they gave it to you could have said you where going to sail it, some crew do that heck with the amount of money you have you can buy a sub to get the treasure if you didn't let go of the map, so I repeat my statement your a Dumbass. A big nose small dick dumbass." Naruto as he turn into golden flames.
Sakura look at Naruto and was amazed at his power. '*Wow Naruto is really hot we should ask them for help with that man.*' Inner Sakura said. Both Sakura and Nami started to go two Buggy treasure room.
"Okay enough talk I will end you." Buggy said removing his torso and split it up. "Bijuu giant rocket punch." Naruto said punching Buggy in the face with a giant golden flame fist the hit knock Buggy into the wall. Meanwhile the Zoro, Satsuki and Luffy where fighting the other member of Buggy crew.
Zoro was fighting a guy name Cabaji who is one of the crew top sword men who goes by the nickname the sword swallower, he has long black hair black eyes and is wearing a blue and white of a checkered scarf,, a blue sleeveless jacket, a light green sash, a pair of white pants and two white shoes and was on a unicycle he had wheeled a cutlass sword on his right hand. Satsuki was facing off some no named men and using her thunder clap she stop them by electrocutioning them.
Kira turn into her half breed from and made a clone a did a spiral dirl attack called Fang Over Fang.
Luffy took out more of the other guy with his new move called Gum Gum Gatling, Buggy saw this and got a right hook to the face by a new move that Naruto calls Bijuu Demon Claw Whip. Getting back up and brush off some blood he look at Naruto. "So your and that straw hat ate devil fruit am I right." Buggy said.
"You half right." Naruto said as he grinned. "My brother Luffy ate the Gum Gum fruit. I ate a Bijuu fruit."
"Don't you mean a Bijuu Bijuu fruit." Buggy said.
"Nope I'm the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Yoko and I ate his Bijuu fruit." Naruto said.
'Oh shit!' Buggy thought, he the saw both Nami and Sakura. he then used his chop chop power leaving his lower body behind. "Kit hit him where it hurt." Kyuubi said, Naruto grin like a mad man and kick him between the legs. Buggy felt this right where he was about to stab Nami and Sakura.
Naruto hit him a couple of time making his head jumped. "Kami I know I never said this before but you're brutal…" said Kyuubi.
'Your acting like this is the first you saw him kick someone in the nuts.' thought Naruto.
"Oh yeah when you were 7 with that really drunken guy as well as Luffy and Ace. " said Kyuubi. Buggy use his chop chop ability with his lower body. "This is my ultimate attack Chop Chop Strom." Buggy said as his body chop parts flew all over the place Luffy came up to Naruto and both of them saw his feel and gave each other a evil smile to one another. "Do It." Kyuubi said to Naruto he was is a giant throne grinning with a evil glinted in his eye. "Pain or Pleasure." Naruto said holding and hammer and a father. "Hand me the father." Luffy said.
"Okay Pain it is then." Naruto said. Luffy begin to used the father to tickled Buggy's foot while Naruto kept jamming his toe into with a hammer Buggy didn't know whether to laugh or scream in pain. Sakura stared at the two. "That is weird smart but weird." she said, then got an idea, she looked at Buggy's body parts.
'That's it! I'll need help though' she thought. Then turned to Satsuki, "Um… Sasuke I know you haven't done much but can you please help me with something." she said.
"It doesn't involve carrying the treasure does it?" asked Satsuki look at the bag that was big.
"No it's something else" Sakura said with a sweat drop.
Buggy managed to kick his feet away from the D Brothers Nami still ran like crazy.
"Maybe if I chase her with my body it might help Parts Return!" Buggy yelled but everything was different everything was bigger Naruto and Luffy saw why Sakura and Satsuki had the rest of Buggy parts tied up by some rope.
"Luffy why don't you do the honors." Naruto said Luffy who just stretch his arm back and brought them forward "Gum Gum Bazooka." Luffy said sending the tinny Clown flying.
"Hey Naruto." Nami said getting Naruto attention. "I'm sorry for bad mouthing you and Luffy I didn't know about your past about what to you on the day you where born." Nami said.
"All is for give at fore my apologies I will take care of you fishman problem." Naruto said. "If you join my brother crew."
"How did you know." Nami and Sakura said saw Naruto smile and pointed to his nose. "The nose knows." Naruto said. "Just let me think up a plan." Naruto grinned.
"So Sakura do you want to join up too…" said Nami. as she saw her looking at Naruto with love in her eyes.
"You already know the answer…" said Sakura, she blushed a little and looked at Naruto.
"Hey Nami let me holed the bag I'll put it in my store scroll." Naruto said grabbing the two sacks full of gold.
"We won." said Satsuki waking up Zoro who fell asleep after is fight.
"Oh good" said Zoro.
"Can you walk?" asked Satsuki.
"I don't think I can…" said Zoro.
"So everything right wit the world… we have a navigator and the town is safe!" said Naruto aloud.
"Kit… never say that… something bad always happens…" said Kyubi.
Suddenly someone yelled "Mayor!"
They all turned around and saw many of the town people who returned to help fight Buggy.
"Did the pirates do this you?" asked one of the town's people.
"No I did!" said Luffy hearing this.
Everyone in their group sweat drop.
"They didn't need to know that…" said Sakura.
"This is getting bad…" said Kyuubi.
"Who are you?" asked the towns people.
"We're pirates…" said Luffy.
"Your brother's an idiot…" said Kyuubi.
Naruto and Zoro just laughed, Nami anime fell, Sakura looked clam, Inner Sakura was pissed, Sasuke seemed indifferent. Then the town's people were about to attack. Luffy picked up the treasure and Zoro, Nami picked up her part of the treasure and everyone ran like the wind.
"You just had to open your big mouth didn't you!" yelled Nami.
"Wait I have an idea!" said Naruto.
"Oh my Shukaku! It's a good one too… it's the end of the world!" said Kyuubi.
"Shut up Kyubi!" yelled Naruto.
He created 9 clones and transformed 8 of them into Satsuki, Nami carrying the loot, Sakura carrying the bigger loot and Luffy carrying Zoro and some of the loot and the last one transformed into kira
"Here's an alley we can got though while they take the bait!" said Naruto.
"How did you do that?" asked Sakura.
"I'll tell you later…" said Naruto.
The turned into the alley… and fortunately incase the townspeople didn't take the bait a certain dog block the alley.
"Chouchou?" said Sakura.
"He's helping us… that's sweet…" said Naruto.
They managed to get to the docks where their boats were coincidence right next to each other.
"So this is your boat?" asked Naruto.
"Not really we stole it from some members of Buggy's crew.
"It's nice…" said Luffy.
"Um… okay…" said Sakura.
Just before they could get on and sail away guess who were there.
"So you two came back." said one of the three pirates that they stole from that got out of the rope binding.
"Friends of yours." said Luffy who was the only one who hadn't had any experience with them.
"Not quite." said Sakura and Nami at the same time…
"So you three are going after girls." said Naruto.
"Well I guess we're going to have to teach you another lesion." said Satsuki.
"Satsuki and that kid sorry we'll be good!" said one of the pirates as all three ran away.
"That was strange." said Luffy.
Everyone with the exception of Zoro stared at him…
"So are you sure it's safe?" asked Sakura.
"Yeah the towns people took the bait, they beat up all my clone thinking they were the real thing until they disappeared." said Naruto.
And so they began to sail away… as they were sailing away they heard a shout. "Hey!"
They turned and saw Boodle.
"You only have one shot so here it goes… to tell them what you think" thought Boodle. "Thank you! For everything!" he yelled.
Everyone heard him and smiled.
Boodle turned around noticed two bags and a note that said "You welcome."
Back on the two boat that were sailing next to each other.
"You gave them the Money!" said Nami.
"The town was wreck… they need the money to rebuild it." said Luffy.
"So how much did you give them?" Nami said.
"That was half a million Berries!" Said Naruto.
"Good thing we still have our bags." said Sakura.
"So why is Kira coming with us. Naruto said.
"Ho I join the crew I ask your mother when I was old enough I could join your crew." Kira said.
"All right we just need a bigger ship and some more member and we're good." Naruto said.
A/N Hope you guys like this chapter and remember keep voting. Next chapter Usopp island and Naruto meet the third Hokage and learn a Kai technique that he can use with Chakra.